In the end, the two of them naturally slept on the same side. Li Buyi was willing to smell stinky feet, but Liu Yifei was also unwilling.
Looking at Li Buyi who was resting with his eyes closed not far away, Liu Yifei asked curiously,""Li Buyi, do you have to be like this? You made me look like a prehistoric monster. I should be the one who's afraid of being hurt.”
Li Buyi didn't even look at Liu Yifei and continued to close his eyes to rest: "I, Li Buyi, am like this. It has always been Niu chasing me, and I have never chased Niu. Sigh, I'm also very helpless."
"Hehe, big brother, can you please keep this thing the next time you want to act tough? Yang Dingtian?" Liu Yifei suddenly pointed at Li Buyi's high point.
Li Buyi nervously covered his own merits and said: "What are you doing? Don't mess around. What if you cripple me? I have the body of the extreme Yang, so Yang Dingtian is very normal. He will be like this in the morning and evening when he sleeps, so there's nothing strange about it. Girl, you're thinking too much."
"Really? You've risen too high. I heard from Tang Tang that you're still a virgin. Is that true?”Liu Yifei suddenly felt that this Li Buyi was really interesting. He obviously took a fancy to her and wanted to deliberately act aloof to tease her. Did he really think that she couldn't tell? However, his plaything was really not ordinary. Moreover, she was actually a body of extreme Yang that corresponded to her eight characters. That was much less than a pure Yin woman like her.
Although Pure Yin women seemed to be very impressive, there were actually quite a number of them. Not to mention that there were many of them in the country, there were still 200,000 to 300,000 between the ages of 18 to 28. However, it was really rare to see a person with extreme yang and extreme yin. That person might not even be one in ten million people. Legends were very nourishing. Since Liu Yifei had changed her birth characters, she naturally had someone calculate it before she was born. Therefore, he still knew some things about this.
"Uh, I'm still the same." Li Buyi added two months ago in his heart, because he had already been exposed by Sister Xueying. However, how could he tell the truth in such a situation?
"No way. You're already so old, don't tell me you haven't played LOL before.”Looking at Li Buyi, who was a little shy and blushed like a shy little boy, Liu Yifei felt that it was very interesting. She wanted to tease him.
"Are you kidding me? Who am I, Li Buyi? I am the tall, rich, and handsome physiognomist, a rare handsome physiognomist in the world. How could I possibly be a masochist?”Li Buyi immediately started to quibble. However, no matter how one looked at it, it seemed like he was bluffing.
Liu Yifei said with a knowing expression,"Hehe, it's not that you don't want to do it, but that you can't, right? Speaking of which, you're quite pitiful. You even have to wear cotton clothes to sleep. Your name is really not wrong. Speaking of which, do you want to try that feeling? It's the feeling of LOL?”
Li Buyi immediately said with a sad expression,""Do you think I don't want to try? I can't even confess to a woman, so I can only say that the girl is chasing me, and I'm not chasing the girl.”
"Why is this happening?" Liu Yifei asked curiously.
"Because we fortune-tellers have revealed too many heavenly secrets, we will be punished by the heavens. The so-called five evils are widowed, widowed, lonely, alone, and disabled.
A widower was a widower. He would never have any luck with the opposite sex in his life. If he did not stay away from the opposite sex he liked, the other party would die an unnatural death. Widow was widowhood. After marriage, the partner would die, and they could only live as a widow.
If he was alone, he would be an orphan. He had no family or relatives. Only when he was old, he had no children. Crippled meant disabled. The three things he lacked were money, life, and power. He had to be lacking one thing. He had to either be powerless for the rest of his life, poor for the rest of his life, or short-lived.
A normal physiognomist would have one of the best physiognomists. Those who were not proficient in their skills might even be lacking in one. The reason why I and the people from the Ma-i Xiang didn't have this problem was because one of us wore cotton clothes and the other wore hemp clothes. However, this world is fair. Although we won't have any disadvantages, there will still be some restrictions. My father is even worse off."
Liu Yifei was getting more and more interested, so she asked,""Then what is your father?"
"My father can only marry the widow Yun Ying. In other words, she was both a virgin and a widow. That's why my father only found his other half when he was nearly fifty years old and waited until I was born when he was sixty-one.”
Every time he talked about his father, Li Buyi would sympathize with him for a while. He was really too cunning and had no choice. It was already good enough to meet one, let alone a beautiful woman. He was probably the one who had the hardest life among the series of descendants of the Commoner. He had almost become an old bachelor and cut off his incense.
"No way, so miserable! You poor people. Ai, poor Li Buyi." Originally, Liu Yifei only intended to tease Li Buyi and tease him. Now, she really felt that he was a little pitiful. After all, someone as awesome as him, coupled with his good looks, would have been surrounded by beautiful women long ago. Unlike him, he had never even done that before. He could not even solve it himself. It was really too pitiful.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it. Sleep! If I say too much, I'll cry."
Li Buyi immediately extinguished the lamp. What happened next was the real show. How could these little flowers be a match for a professional physiognomist? In this world, physiognomists were probably the best at observing and deceiving people.
Although what Li Buyi said was true, there was nothing to sympathize with. You are already so awesome, but you are still like an ordinary person. How do you expect an ordinary person to live? Moreover, they were already considered very good people. If it were any other traditional physiognomist, it would be truly miserable.
"Buyi, if I help you, will you have any problems?”Liu Yifei was very grateful to Li Buyi. At the same time, she felt close to him because he had the Extreme Yang True Body.
"I don't know either. I've never tried it.”
Li Buyi immediately added in his heart: "Of course, come on! Baby, come on, baby, don't be shy, just do whatever you want with me!”
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