Temo-chan, brother-in-law, hello!
A few days ago, I went out for a drink with a good friend of mine in the middle of the night. Because it suddenly rained, we decided to spend the night in a hotel together. Later, we accidentally had sex. What should I do now? Should she continue to be with him, or should she pretend that nothing had happened? If I wanted to be with him, would he reject me?
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Although he knew very well that his MelonRind fans weren't good people, in Feng Timo's little mind, no matter how much these guys went overboard, they would at most ask him about his criteria for choosing a spouse or talk about some dirty jokes between men and women. Even in his dreams, Feng Timo didn't expect these bastards to play so explosively as soon as they came on.
"Bah! Hooligan!"
His face was flushed red as he spat. Because he had promised the audience that he would never skip the question, Feng Timo did not go back on his word even though he was embarrassed and angry. Instead, he handed this strange question to Ye Xiao as a matter of course.
"Brother, I'll leave this problem to you! You're a man, so you have experience in this area!”
The obviously unreliable excuse immediately made Ye Xiao's face turn black, and the audience in the live broadcast room who were watching the show almost laughed out loud.
"Pfft! Dirty dirty dirty! The old driver drove again! My brother-in-law is very experienced."
"Yesterday, I was very envious of my brother-in-law's good fortune, but now…it's so hard to be a brother!”
"However, Temo-chan said that a creature like brother is used to block bullets at critical moments. (Laughter)"
Ye Xiao did not pay attention to the ridicule on the bullet screen. Because it was his first time coming into contact with this kind of Q A session, Ye Xiao thought very seriously for a long time until the audience was a little impatient. Then he hesitated and guessed,""I think…these two brothers should be in love with each other, right?”
The unexpected explanation stunned the audience in the live broadcast room. Feng Timo, who was extremely curious, immediately asked,"Love each other? Why did he say that? Didn't he say that he accidentally got drunk and did that?”
"It shouldn't be possible!"
Perhaps it was because the train of thought in his mind was already clear, Ye Xiao shook his head very decisively. After pausing for a moment, he analyzed with reason and evidence,""It's understandable if it was a man and a woman who had sex after drinking. After all, we're all young people. It's normal for us to accidentally have an accident when we're drunk and staying in the same hotel. But these two men…"
After pausing for a moment in a very strange manner, as if she was disgusted by the 'crime scene' that suddenly appeared in her mind, Ye Xiao couldn't help but shiver. After struggling for a long time, she hesitantly added,""These two men…they have to clean their guns for a long time, right?”
"Pfft! F * ck! You have to clean your gun for a long time…Brother-in-law, you win! I'll kneel before you for this explanation!"
"F * ck! Why do I seem to hear cracking sounds? Brother-in-law, compensate me for my ears!"
"Dirty, dirty, dirty! There was no dirtiest, only dirtier! I used to think that I was an experienced driver until I met my brother-in-law…"
The bullet comments that exploded in an instant clearly showed the confusion in the audience's hearts. As the culprit of all this, Ye Xiao, who was still immersed in the fantasy world, still analyzed with a pained expression,""I think…he must have liked you to have that kind of relationship with you, so…I wish you happiness.”
If the same thing was done by different people, it would often have a completely different impact. If it was PDD or Equal, who was habitually funny, the audience would laugh out loud, but it would definitely not be as messy and indescribable as it was now.
However, Ye Xiao was obviously a little special. Although Ye Xiao and Feng Timo usually played around and did not behave properly, just based on his casual performance during the past two days of live broadcast, the audience probably knew that Ye Xiao was the kind of idiot who did not know how to joke.
Seeing that the inarticulate Ye Xiao could actually analyze the entire incident like a detective, this kind of serious nonsense almost made the audience in the live broadcast room laugh their bellies out.
The other half, Feng Timo, was also greatly shocked by Ye Xiao. Unlike the MelonRind fans in the live broadcast room who knew little about Ye Xiao, as Ye Xiao's biological sister who grew up together, Feng Timo knew very well that his brother did not know how to joke at all.
In other words, Ye Xiao did not have the slightest intention to be funny. The long series of analysis just now was all deduced by Ye Xiao with his wisdom.
Feng Timo casually wiped the nonexistent sweat on his forehead. Seeing that Ye Xiao seemed to be addicted to analyzing and was about to continue saying something, Feng Timo hurriedly closed this strange email and chose another target. At the same time, he muttered with a red face,""Hooligan! You know quite a bit…"
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Although the process might not be satisfactory, the Q A session hosted by Feng Timo and Ye Xiao, the pair of siblings, finally started successfully.
Probably because he didn't want to encounter the strange problem from before, Feng Timo, who had learned his lesson, very cleverly focused on the email ID. After nearly 20 seconds, he found a relatively feminine name among the dense sender.
"Guan Qingsi? This ID should be a little girl, right?”
Feng Timo muttered to himself in an almost imperceptible voice. With the mentality of 'girls are ultimately more reserved than boys', he only hesitated for a moment before opening the email in the middle of the screen. He immediately saw the self-introduction at the top of the email.
"Hello, Sister Timo! I'm Xiaowei, a Grade One student.”
"Eh? Is she really a girl?"
Feng Timo nodded his head in excitement. As if he had considered that Ye Xiao had already answered a question, Feng Timo 'very loyally' took the question in front of him as his own. He quickly browsed through the letter and habitually read out the contents of the letter.
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