She had to sigh at the wonder of gender. If a woman in her twenties had never had sex, she would be clean and self-disciplined. If a man in his twenties had never had sex, there seemed to be no other reason other than being ugly…
The simple words " old virgin " pierced Ye Xiao's pure and innocent heart like a sharp knife. As an ultimate old virgin who had lived two lives, Ye Xiao, who had just bragged and acted like an expert calling a beast, was almost instantly hit hard. His flushed face made the audience in the live broadcast room bend over with laughter.
"Pfft! Old virgin…So his brother-in-law was a newbie?”
"It shouldn't be, right? Look at how brother-in-law talks about dirty jokes. How can he be a newbie?”
"Who told you newbies can't drive? Now that the Internet was so developed, perhaps his brother-in-law would secretly watch movies behind Timo Chan's back every night! (Laughter)"
It turned out that the most detective in the world was this group of melon-skin fans who had nothing to hide. Just like what the audience said, Ye Xiao, who had lived two lives, was a complete newbie. The 'marksmanship' and 'misfiring after rubbing a gun' that they were talking about were all new terms that they had heard from their friends. As for what exactly they were, even Ye Xiao himself was not clear.
The foul language on the bullet screen made Ye Xiao, who was already depressed, spit out a mouthful of blood. He glared at Feng Timo as if he was angry out of humiliation. Ye Xiao retorted angrily,"It's all your fault, little girl! If it weren't for you clinging to me every day, your brother would have already had a group of wives and concubines!”
"Yes, yes, yes! My brother is the best! My brother is the most charming!"
Feng Timo replied rather perfunctorily. Before Ye Xiao could wake up from the surprise, Feng Timo, who seemed to have admitted defeat, ridiculed with a face full of disdain,""Brother, can you wash your wives and concubines properly when you cook next time? The food you cook smells strange!"
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Ye Xiao left with endless grievances and resentment. Like an old man whose lifespan was about to end, he left this sad place filled with the fragrance of a young girl, leaving the audience with only a filthy legend.
Ye Xiao, who returned to her room, did not go to sleep immediately. Instead, she fiddled with the Penguin app on her phone like many cell phone lovers. However, her originally handsome face seemed a little ferocious for some reason.
"Wretched girl…How dare you say that I can't find a wife?”
Gritting his teeth and muttering, Ye Xiao's old face darkened as he flipped through the friend add function on Penguin software. It seemed like he wanted to use this virtual method to prove that he was not the kind of miserable young man that no woman liked.
After a short search, for some reason, Ye Xiao subconsciously ignored the netizens who used pictures of beautiful women as their avatars. Instead, he looked at the simple and plain green bamboo in the lower right corner of the screen.
"Chenke…Yimeng?"
Ye Xiao softly read out that poetic ID. Having made up her mind to prove herself, Ye Xiao hesitated for a moment, then suddenly pressed the option to add him as a friend.
One minute…
Five minutes…
Ten minutes…
There was a strange silence for a moment. The silent Penguin software made Ye Xiao slightly embarrassed.
"I'm really childish. I actually did such a thing…"
Shaking his head in self-mockery, Ye Xiao casually threw his phone next to his pillow, planning to end his miserable virgin life in his dream, but…
Buzz…buzz…buzz!
Some things were just so coincidental. Just as Ye Xiao smiled bitterly and was about to give up, the phone that was originally silent suddenly vibrated a few times.
It was funny. As an ultimate virgin who was more than forty years old in two lifetimes, Ye Xiao, who had made up his mind to take the initiative to flirt with girls with resentment, did not know how to strike up a conversation. The very eye-catching 'friend request approved' on the suddenly flashing phone screen made Ye Xiao feel a little overwhelmed.
Looking at the phone screen with a blank expression, Ye Xiao hesitated for a long time before hesitantly typing the most common greeting in life.
Falling Leaves Knowing Autumn: Hello!
Seemingly shocked by this simple greeting, the unfamiliar netizen named Chenke Dreaming was silent for a long time before finally responding.
[Chenke Dream: Hello!]
If it was possible, Ye Xiao would rather be single for the rest of her life than to choose such a childish way to prove herself. The same short answer made Ye Xiao, who didn't know how to strike up a conversation, suddenly feel that her head was a big circle.
However, after thinking about it, she was the one who took the initiative to add him as a friend, so it would be a little unreasonable to ignore him like this. After hesitating for a moment, Ye Xiao finally took the initiative to find a topic to talk about, just like how she would talk to strangers in real life.
[Falling Leaves Knowing Autumn: What's your name?]
It had to be said that Ye Xiao's method of hitting on people was really too clumsy. If it was a normal internet-addicted girl, facing Ye Xiao's completely uninteresting method of hitting on people, she would definitely be blacklisted directly, and it would be the kind of permanent blacklist that would never be released from prison.
However, nothing was absolute. Although the virtual network made many young girls a little irritable, there were still some girls who maintained their 'kind' nature, such as this unfamiliar netizen who used the green bamboo as his avatar.
Shen Ke dreamed,[You just met him and you're asking for his name?] Do you usually strike up a conversation with girls like this?
The undisguised disdain in his words made Ye Xiao feel slightly embarrassed. Perhaps it was because he thought of Feng Timo's 'old virgin' just now, Ye Xiao rubbed his nose rather gloomily and then typed a reply unwillingly.
Autumn's Falling Leaf replied,[It's just a virtual network. I'm not asking for your real name…If you like, you can even call me Joey Wong!]
After a moment of strange silence, seeing that the other party still had no intention of responding to him, Ye Xiao scratched his head and muttered with a pained expression,""You're angry just like that? I didn't ask any excessive questions, did I?”
As if deliberately trying to test Ye Xiao's patience, just as Ye Xiao was about to turn off his phone and lie down to sleep with a depressed face, the unfamiliar netizen who had been silent for a long time once again stopped Ye Xiao's actions.
Shen Ke had a dream, Ke! Call me Ke!
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