Group Wedding
If one were to ask the poor people of Maple Ridge about the signs of turning over a new leaf, it would be that a group of young men had found a woman to be their wife. They were married, and it was a collective wedding, using a new type of wedding ceremony.
Mei Yang found a woman. Her surname was Fan, and she looked very tall and strong. Her face was full of bumps and pits, commonly known as pockmarks.
"Mei Yang, I heard that you found a girl named Sori as your wife. Is that true?"”
Mei Yang said," It's true that he found a girl. If you're talking about Sori, then that's a long way off the topic.”
"That's good, that's good. There's finally someone squatting and urinating in your house."”
Mei Yang said," I'm a member of the Gang Party. I'm the leader of the Gang. Look at me. I'm a poor person who can't be any poorer. I'm short and I don't look like one. Which woman came to my door to be the head of the family?"”
Sheng Group said," You really have to thank the party and Leader Mao. If you were in the past, you wouldn't even be able to find a wife."”
Mei Yang said," What do you think I am? I look like a ghost myself. When others see you, they say you eat western noodles. We are about the same."”
Sheng Group said," How can you compare to me? I already have a wife. Now, I have two children and a daughter. I'm going to give birth to my fourth child this year. You haven't even had your eight characters."”
Mei Yang said," It's good to have a wife. It's really good to have a wife. I've become a cadre. There will definitely be a lot of things at home in the future. Without a leader, who will guard these things for me? I'm living in Qifa's house. I don't have any prestige without a wife.”
"What you said isn't the main point. The main advantage is that you have something to do at night."”
One day, Mei Yang met Madam Fan. Mei Yang said,""This surname of yours is very rare. Not to mention in our Lotus Pond, even in our Yueyang County, I'm afraid it's only in your small house farm.”
" You're right," Fan Shi said." We moved here from Panyu, Guangdong Province. It should be more than three hundred years ago. If we still want to find our ancestors, I heard that we'll have to find the West Tilting Mountain in Qinghai. That's where we originated from."”
"Ah, I see." Mei Yang said. You said you're 25 years old this year. Have you been married before?”
"You've just married someone before," said Madam Fan."I'm still a virgin.”
Mei Yang said,"You're still a virgin. Are you a treasure that no one wants?"”
Fan Shi said," It's sad to talk about this. Men always say that I'm not a woman. How am I not a woman? Where I should be protruding, I should be protruding. Where I should be hollowing, I should be hollowing."”
"That's because you're wearing clothes. Men can't see your body."”
Fan Shi said," What do you think I am? How can you be any better than me? You're already thirty years old, and you're still single. If it weren't for me, ghosts wouldn't even come to visit."”
Mei Yang said," That's why the two of us are a match made in heaven. I was waiting for you, and you were also looking for me. That's why the two of us wasted our ages and became so old."”
Zu De also found a girl this year. He was loyal and good at labor. He only found a girl at the age of 29. The main reason was that his family was too poor. His parents had died a long time ago. His younger brother, Feng Xian, had fought in North Korea for almost two years. He had returned without a single injury. They were still brothers at home. However, the brothers were no longer the brothers of the past. Their foreheads were engraved with golden signboards, which meant that they were poor farmers and the families of glorious former soldiers.
Zu De's sister's surname was Fan. People called her Fan Lihua. She was good in everything except for a little problem with her head.
Zu De said,"What's your name?"”
That Fan woman said," My name is Fan Lihua. Look at how beautiful I am. If I'm not Fan Lihua, what else can I be called? Aren't you called Zongdouli? I know!”
Zu De said,"You shouldn't be called Fan Lihua, right? You should have your own name, right?"”
Fan Shi said,"Why am I not called Fan Lihua?" Then I'll be called Fan Taohua. Call me, call me!”
Zu De said,"Alright, alright, I'll call you Fan Lihua."”
Fan Lihua said," You're seven years older than me. If I marry you, you'll have to support me. I don't know how to do anything, and I don't want to bask in the sun. I'll just cook and make tea for you at home."”
Zu De said,"If you marry me, you won't be able to do anything outside. You won't even need to do anything at home. I'll take care of everything."”
Xiu Meng had also found a girl whose surname was Fan. Li Dad said,"Dreamy Kid, find a sister to be your son. You're a cripple, you can't support yourself."”
Xiu Meng said," Master, don't talk about my leg. It's true that I'm a cripple, and it's also true that I walk with a limp. But that's not my fault. It's your fault. You didn't make a good human. Your drop of water must have been crooked, and that's why it gave me a limp."”
Father Li said," Dreamy Dream is twenty-eight years old this year. He's already done something. He still knows that I didn't make a good child. He also knows that my water droplet is crooked. It's time for him to find a woman."”
Xiu Meng said," I have the conditions to find a woman now. The Chinese government is here. If I can't support a woman, the Chinese government will help me support her. They won't watch me and my woman starve to death."”
Li Dad said," A pie fell from the sky. I've lived for sixty-eight years. Every day, I want a pie to fall on my head, but I haven't met it. Now you've met it. You're so lucky!"”
Xiu Meng said,"This is called the youngest son's good fortune. It's clearly the party's blessing. I met them."”
Li Dad said," Dreamy Kid, let's discuss this. If you get a woman, we'll take turns sleeping with her. You sleep the first night, and I'll sleep the second night. Is that okay?"”
Xiu Meng said,"This isn't a meal. Each of us can eat a bowl of rice." Besides, you're almost seventy years old. You're so old that you can't even walk. That thing should be boring.”
Li Dad said,"I don't know how to do anything in my life. I only know how to do one thing. Otherwise, why would I have you?"”
Xiu Meng said,"You don't even know how to do one thing. In my opinion, you don't even know how to do this. Otherwise, why would you make me a cripple and harm me for a lifetime?"”
Li Dad said," Alright, I won't talk about it anymore. You can just ask for a wife. Let the party raise her for you!"”
Xiu Meng's woman also had a flaw, and that was that she was crippled in one hand. Xiu Meng was crippled in one foot, and Mrs. Fan was crippled in one hand. Heaven's creation was so wonderful that it allowed the two of them to share their shortcomings.
Xiu Meng said to Mrs. Fan," We're very compatible. From now on, I'll do whatever your hands can't do, and you can do whatever my feet can't do."”
Mrs. Fan said," Your words are very roundabout. I'll do what your feet can't do. It's definitely not convenient for me to do it. In the end, you did it. In this way, you did everything."”
Xiu Meng said," You're right. After going around in circles, everything will be mine in the end. That way, you'll have an advantage. I'm a cripple, and I have to support the old master and women. If you give birth to children, I still have to support them."”
Mrs. Fan said," There's no other way. If I were a healthy person, I wouldn't want you to raise me. If I were a healthy person, I wouldn't marry a cripple like you. This is your fate." You can only marry a flawed person, and you must support this flawed person.”
Xiu Meng thought that this woman was right. This was her fate, and she couldn't blame anyone.
The first batch of soldiers who entered the court was about to return home. This news was like a kite floating in the sky above the lower lotus pond. Xiuxin left Yan Aiai and prepared to find a wife to live on.
No matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find him in the surrounding houses. He was already notorious. There was a scab on his head and he even had one foot stuck in Mei Jun's house. Although he was an active member of the Communist Party, his reputation was still notorious!
In the end, Xiuxin found a girl in the Xie family's big house in the upper lotus pond. Her nickname was Xie Dapao. Her voice was loud and sharp, and there was always a line of defense in her heart. When others talked to her, she would always treat good words as bad words. She would often say hurtful words. When she was still a girl at home, others had already gotten tired of her and gave her this nickname. Xiuxin found this girl, and it could be said that she was a tortoise looking at a green bean.
Xie Dapao said to Xiuxin,"I heard that you like to eat wild food. What will you do in the future?"”
Xiu Xin said," That was just a joke. There weren't any women at that time. It was just for fun."”
"I'm asking you what you're going to do in the future, not why you're eating wild food," said Xie Dapao.”
Xiuxin said," Of course I have to keep my heart in check from now on. With such a beautiful daughter-in-law by my side, how can my heart run away? How can my body run away?”
Xie Dapao said," You're lying, aren't you? I'm not pretty either. If I were pretty, I wouldn't have married you." People like you won't stop. People who peck at wild food will do it again. But you have to restrain yourself. If I find out that you're pecking at wild food again, I'll cut off your life root.”
Xiuxin broke out in a cold sweat. She didn't expect the woman she found to be so barbaric.
Mei Jun came back. Yan Aiai brought her son Xiurun to welcome him. Mei Jun put down his bag and picked up his son. He smiled and teased him as he walked home. Halfway home, he was stopped by Li Ren. Li Ren took Mei Jun to his house and told him about Yan Aiai and Xiurun's affair. Li Ren said," I'm already 60 years old. It's better not to see this kind of thing. I'm really angry. Xiuxin has a backer, so I can only watch him do whatever he wants. Now that you're back, let's see how you deal with it. In my opinion, it's better for you to divorce such a woman."”
Mei Jun's face was green with anger. Beads of sweat were dripping down his face, and his fists were tightly clenched. Li Ren said," Don't hit them. Yan Ai 'ai has her own difficulties. If you leave, you'll leave her behind. She still has a son. How can she live?" Xiuxin had her own intentions when she went to help. After a while, the two of them became like a turtle looking at green beans.”
Mei Jun said," Forget it, forget it. Brother Li Ren, I'll listen to you. If I don't hit them, it will dirty my hands. Secondly, I don't have to go to the government to sue them. I'm not an active soldier anymore. Xiuxin still has a backer. I'll divorce this woman and get her out.”
Mei Jun returned home and said to Yan Aiai,""Pack your things and leave. Don't let me see you again.”
Yan Aiai said," I went to Big Brother Liren's house and he fell out with me. Did Big Brother Liren chew some maggots?" Where should I go if you ask me to leave? Are you asking me to go back to my mother's house?”
Mei Jun said," Do you really not understand or are you playing dumb? I can't even say the good things you've done. If I say it, it'll dirty my mouth. Leave. Our son stays. You won't be able to take good care of him."”
Yan Ai 'ai said," Mei Jun, you're too heartless. No matter how wrong I am, it's understandable. If you were at home, would I be like this? I'm a woman and I have a son. How do you expect us to live? Xiuxin came to help, how could I refuse? So what if I slept with him for a few nights? Shouldn't I thank him?”
"You're still being reasonable?" Mei Jun said. If I'm not at home, you should have cheated on me. Is that reasonable? What kind of logic was this? I saw that you were in trouble, so I forgave you a little. Otherwise, I would have punched you to death. Now that I've let you give birth, you can sleep together every night. Go!”
Yan Aiai said," Mei Jun, can't you forgive me just this once? I gave birth to a son for you. I raised my son alone for a few years. Can't you just look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face?!"”
Mei Jun said," Don't talk so much. Leave before I change my mind. If I change my mind, I'll kill the two of you. You'd better keep your life."”
Yan Ai 'ai packed up a bag and left. When she left, she kissed Xiurun and said,"Son, you should live a good life with Old Master. Mother has left and will come to see you in the future.”
Yan Ai 'ai went back to her parents' house. It was not good to hide such a big thing from her parents, so she could only tell them about it. Her brother and sister-in-law were very angry, so they chased her to the cattle pen to stay.
The 33-year-old Mei Xun was also discharged from the army together with Mei Jun. He had been a soldier for more than ten years outside. He had been in the national army, the People's Liberation Army, and the volunteer army. He had made a good living and had even joined the party to become a member. Mei Xun's parents had died a long time ago. Other than his third brother who was single, the rest of his four brothers had already gotten married. Mei Xun, who was in his thirties, had no one to love him anymore. He could only love himself. When he returned home, he would not have anything. His retirement fee was only a dozen yuan. What could he do? That night, he squeezed into his third brother's bed and slept for a night. The other brothers discussed it together and decided to vacate a cow pen for him to stay in.
The next day, Mei Xun heard about Yan Aiai's matter. He was overjoyed. If Mei Jun doesn't want Yan Aiai anymore, does that mean he can marry me? Mei Xun asked himself this question again and again. In the end, he answered affirmatively that Yan Ai 'ai could marry him.
With this confidence, Mei Xun went to Mei Jun's house and asked directly,""Brother Mei Jun, did you abandon your wife, Yan Aiai, and chase her out?”
Mei Jun said,"Yeah, what does this have to do with you?"”
Mei Xun said,"You don't want Yan Ai 'ai anymore. Of course, this has nothing to do with me." However, Yan Ai 'ai is a free woman now. Can I marry her?”
Mei Jun said,"Do as you please. She's not my wife anyway, so I can't control her."”
Mei Xun said," That's true, but I'm still afraid that you'll feel awkward. You're living in the same house, and you've been husband and wife for a few years. What should you do if you meet?”
"I won't be staying in Maple Ridge. I want to work in the city." What I don't understand is why you want such a woman.”
"Haven't you heard? There are still hungry crows among stinky fish. Look at me, I'm already in my thirties. I don't have a family. Other than one person, I don't have any children. How can I marry a good woman? Besides, my opinion of Yan Ai 'ai is different from yours. She is excusable, and her nature shouldn't be bad. If I marry her, I will protect her from now on. What else can she do? Is Xiuxin stronger than me? Moreover, Xiuxin is about to get married!"
Mei Xun went straight to Yan Ai 'ai's maiden home after getting Mei Jun's permission. He explained his intentions. Yan Ai' ai was delighted to hear that. She had a home again and was still living in Maple Ridge. She could see her son often again. Besides, Mei Xun was a little old. After all, he was much stronger than Xiuxin. With this thought, she agreed to be Mei Xun's wife. Yan Ai 'ai's brother and sister-in-law were also 120% willing. As long as her sister could get married, it would be a great thing. Who cared what her man was like?
In this way, there were five couples getting married in Maple Ridge. The peasant association held a meeting to discuss this matter. Mei Yang said," We poor people have really made a comeback. There are actually five couples getting married all of a sudden. These five men were originally the poorest people in the house, but now they have found wives. Isn't this helping the leader of the Chinese government?”
Sheng Group said,"You should go down to the statue of the leader of the Mao family and say this. He can't hear you here."”
Mei Yang said,"Leader Sheng, you're being sarcastic. Don't be so full that you don't know what a hungry man is feeling." I have an idea now. Should we hold a collective wedding in the name of the peasant association and let these five couples get married?
"That's a good idea," said Sheng Group."This way, you'll save the money for the wedding banquet."”
Mei Yang said," It's not about saving money. It's just that we don't have money at all. It's good that Chief Mao is here. We've turned the tables on politics, but we still don't have money financially. It's not much better than before.”
"I agree with Deputy Leader Mei Yang's suggestion to hold a group wedding."”
Sheng Group said," Two of these five people are members of our peasant association. You are so enthusiastic. As the leader, what else do I have to say? Just agree. It doesn't cost money anyway."”
On a day in February of the imperial calendar in 1952, a group wedding was going to be held in the main hall of Maple Ridge. As the people here had never seen a group wedding before, they were very curious as if they were going to get married. On this day, they all dressed up cleanly and came to the main hall to watch the fun after breakfast.
There was a platform under the altar. It was very big, even bigger than the platform of the Struggle for the Landlord. The emblem was written on four pieces of red paper: The wedding ceremony.
Village Chief Fan and the civil affairs assistant were also here. This group wedding was not only a new thing in Maple Ridge, but also in the entire Lower Lotus Pond. Village Chief Fan said to Mei Yang,""If you guys succeed in this matter, I will promote it to the entire village. There will be a revolution in marriage and we will get rid of the old habits of the past.”
Mei Yang said," Village Head Fan is right. We are young people. Young people should lead a good life.”
Sheng Group said,"You're talking nonsense. You're still a young man. It's too late to cook."”
Mei Yang said," How am I not a young man? Those who are not married are young men."”
" Yes, yes, yes," Village Head Fan said." Mei Yang is a young man because he's getting married today."”
Team Sheng began to arrange the newcomers on the stage. From the right, the first was Mei Yang, and the second was Mei Yang's wife, Fan Shi. The third was Mei Xun, and the fourth was Yan Aiai. The fifth was Xiuxin, and the sixth was Xie Dapao. The seventh was Zu De, and the eighth was Fan Lihua. The ninth was Xiu Meng, and the tenth was Fan shi.
Huijun found it funny when she saw the ranking. Who was Xiuxin married to? Yan Aiai was on his left, and Xie Dapao was on his right. The plum blossom said to Huijun,"Little brother, look, who is this nephew Xiuxin marrying?"”
Huijun was a stutterer, so he replied,""You, you, you don't care who he is. If he's a woman, then everyone is just yes. In my opinion, it's best to have sex.”
Xie Dapao didn't know the story of Maple Ridge, so he didn't care about Yan Aiai standing beside her husband. She smiled. Today was her big day. She had finally gotten married. At her mother's house, she had surrounded the house and shouted that she had gotten married.
Xiuxin's heart felt as sweet as honey. There was a woman on each side, one who had slept with him, and the other wanted to sleep with him. This was really a blessing from heaven. Thinking of this, he felt that his head was even brighter, and the whole world was illuminated by the sun.
Mei Xun was a little unhappy, but it was just a little. Of course, he knew about Xiuxin and Yan Aiai's past. Now, the two of them were still standing together. What did it look like? On second thought, this was just a form of standing. Wasn't there a Fan Shi beside him?
When Fang Fang saw this kind of standing below the stage, she felt very uncomfortable. She said to Li Ren,"What the hell is this Sheng team doing? They arranged Xiuxin and Yan Aiai to stand together?”
Li Ren said," You don't have to care how he stands. Other than Mei Yang, the other four men have two women beside them. It doesn't matter how they stand."”
Boson presided over the wedding ceremony. The first event was for the bride and groom to take their positions, the second was for the firecrackers to play music, and the third was for Village Head Fan to give a speech. Village Chief Fan walked to the front of the stage with his hands on his hips. He coughed twice and began to speak. He said,"Today is the wedding day of five young couples in Maple Ridge. This is a great thing and a joyous occasion. It's worth celebrating and everyone should participate in this event.”
"The fact that these five young couples are able to get married and form a family is of great significance. It shows that we poor people have truly made a comeback, and our social status has changed greatly. Everyone, look at these five young men from Maple Ridge. The youngest was in his thirties, and the oldest was in his thirties. The reason why they couldn't find a wife before the revolution was because they were poor. At that time, they were so poor that they couldn't even live in a pigsty. It was also because the five of them always had this and that kind of shortcomings, which made them a little ugly. They were poor now, but they were much better off than before. Even Mei Xun, who was the worst, had a cow pen to live in. What does this mean? It means that the social status of the poor has risen. We have become the masters.”
"Group marriage is a new thing. It saves a lot of cumbersome things and even saves a lot of expenses. It's a revolutionary measure for us poor people to organize families.”
The fourth segment was the speech of the leader of the Sheng group. The Sheng group walked to the front of the stage and was about to speak when his snot fell to the side of his mouth. The Sheng group grabbed it with his left hand and threw it to the back of his body. The snot happened to lie on Mei Yang's protruding eye. "Who's going to put glasses on me?" Mei Yang asked.”Thinking about it carefully, it was wet and could not be glasses. She reached out to wipe it, and it turned out to be snot.
Sheng Group wiped his snot and began to speak. As soon as he opened his mouth, another hole of snot flowed down. This time, he simply rolled up his tongue and swallowed the snot into his mouth. Sheng Group spoke smoothly. He said,"Today is my big day. If it weren't for the leader of the Chinese People's Party, how could this group of people get together and start a family? Mei Yang had an eye, Xiu Meng had a foot, Xiu Xin had a lamp, Zu De had a beard, and Mei Xun had a cow pen. Who would be their wife? Five ones, a whole five ones, don't you think so?”
The Sheng group's actions and speech had already made the audience laugh so hard that they swayed. Some of them even laughed until they were out of breath and shouted,"Aiyo, aiyo."
The demoness said," The old man in Sheng Group is so interesting. It's clearly the wedding day of these five couples, but he said it's my wedding day,'as if he was going to be the groom."”
Old Lady Wang of the Meituo family said,"Five ones, five ones, what a good image!"”
The demoness said," Look at this. Isn't this the Five Sons Passing the Examination? The men are blind, bald, bearded, lame, and loud. Women were pockmarks, cripples, fools, cannons, and chickens.”
Old Lady Wang said," Really, really. Yao Ji, you really know how to summarize things. No wonder you went to explore the world."”
Mei Mo's wife, Old Lady Zhang, said," Chewing maggots. Yao Ji, you don't know how to be ugly. You're clearly a chicken, but you still give others nicknames. Aren't you afraid of being ugly?!"”
The demoness said," Granny Zhang, you don't know. I'm a prostitute in Shanghai. I have to be qualified. A woman like you can't be a prostitute there. I haven't been a prostitute since I married into Maple Ridge."”
"Then take off your pants and let everyone see. Do you have one eye or two?"”
When Old Lady Zhang said this, she laughed so hard that the entire room turned upside down. The people on the stage thought that the head of Sheng Group had spoken well.
The wedding ceremony was finally over, and the couples walked off the stage. Huijun went up to stop Fan shi and said,""I have a riddle for you.”
"I don't know you," said Fan Shi."Why are you guessing?”
Huijun said," No, no, it's okay. You'll be born once, and you'll be familiar with each other the second time."”
"Alright then," said Fan Shi,"you can tell me the riddle, but you're not allowed to curse!"”
Huijun said,"You, you, you listen well. Sift, sieve, sieve. The rain hits the sand pile, and the insects in the back garden eat vegetables."”
"You stutterer," Fan Shi said."I told you not to curse, but you did. I hit your mouth.”
With that, Fan Shi reached out to hit Huijun. Huijun smiled, lowered her head, and ran away. Mei Yang said,""Forget it, forget it. It's our rule to be married for three days. If he wants to chew maggots, let him.”
That night, the five newlyweds in Maple Ridge began a new life.
Xiu Meng and Mrs. Fan were sleeping in bed and whispering to each other. Xiu Meng said,"I can only be confident when I'm in bed. It's night now. No one can tell that I'm a cripple.”
Mrs. Fan said,"You think the same as me. When I was in my mother's house, I thought the same."”
"I wonder if we're different from good people when we do that. Tell me."”
Mrs. Fan said," I don't think there's any difference. Our things can't be different from others.”
"You don't have the final say. We'll know once we try."”
Fan shi said,"Let's just try it. Anyway, the thing is ready-made."”
Mei Yang and Madam Fan were also whispering in bed. Mei Yang said,""I actually feel very inferior. I'm a flawed person, and this flaw is too big.”
"I'm the same as you," Fan Shi said."Sometimes I wish I could just die. It's all our parents 'fault for making us like this.”
Mei Yang said," What you said is not accurate. My parents made me like this. You were raised like this by your parents.”
" Whether it's done or nurtured," Fan Shi said," it's all their fault. They should have died early, and they should have died long ago. They deserve it!”
Mei Yang said," I really can't figure it out. My eyes bulged out and my mouth turned outwards. I can't lengthen that thing. Your face is puffy here and there, but it can't deepen that thing.”
"No more talking, no more talking. Let's get to work!" From now on, we are new people. We have something to do every night. What a good life. I don't want to die anymore.”
Mei Yang stripped himself naked and went to touch the Fan family.
Mei Xun and Yan Ai 'ai were sleeping on the bed, whispering to each other. Mei Xun said,"I'm still a virgin. Is it a loss?"”
Yan Aiai said," Are you kidding me? Every time you soldiers go to a place, you poke the women you catch. No one knows how many women you poke, yet you still call yourself a virgin."”
Mei Xun said,"I'm from the army. We have strict discipline."”
Yan Aiai said," Weren't you a national soldier in the past? Besides, is there any difference between the Chinese army and the Chinese army? It's not like the Chinese army will lose Yi Tong."”
"That's true," said Mei Xun. I only want to give my love to my wife. Now that you're my wife, I only love you.”
Yan Aiai said," Don't talk empty talk. Let's do something. We'll know once we do it."”
After panting for half an hour, Mei Xun rolled down. Yan Ai 'ai laughed and said,""You said that you were a virgin, but who knew that you were an old hand and so familiar with Dao.”
Mei Xun said,"I can only blame myself for being too impatient and letting you see through me."”
Yan Aiai said,"What's wrong with that? Just admit it." Everyone in Maple Ridge knows who I am. I have two men and I have a son. This is all public. Can't you make yourself public?”
" Yes, yes," Mei Xun said." People should be honest like this. As long as the two of us treat each other well in the future, it's fine. Why should we care about each other's past?"”
Xiuxin and Xie Dapao had a conversation on the bed. Xie Dapao said,""You must be very happy on stage today, right? Yan Aiai on the left and the bride on the right. They must be laughing in their hearts, right?”
Xiuxin said," The left and the right are both brides. Every man's two sides are like this!”
Xie Dapao said," You're Zhang Dayou, right? I'm talking about Yan Aiai beside you. Do you think I don't know? Do you think I'm a fool? Do you think I can't tell?”
"Yes, yes, I surrender, I surrender." From now on, I will never touch Yan Aiai again.”
Xie Dapao said," That's what you said. If you dare to have any contact with Yan Ai 'ai again, I'll blow off your penis with a cannon. Do you know what your penis is?"”
Xiu Xin said,"Well said, this is the attitude." Let's start doing our homework now. Don't wait for the daylily to get cold. It won't taste good when it gets cold.”
Xie Dapao said," You must be using a ghost analogy. As long as I'm alive, this dish won't be cold. Why are you so anxious? Haven't you seen a woman before? Haven't you seen Yan Aiai before?”
Xiuxin didn't say anything. No matter what he said, there was a cannon waiting for him.
It was much simpler for Zu De and Fan Lihua. They slept on the bed and didn't talk at all. Fan Lihua took off Zu De's clothes as soon as she came up, and then she stretched her hand to Zu De's crotch. Zu De's entire body trembled, and he felt numb all over.
The first time, it didn't work. Zu De's thing was still wandering outside when it spat. It couldn't even find a vent. Fan Lihua said," You're not as stupid as me, are you? You even sprayed water on my flesh. You should spray it into my flesh. Do you need me to teach you?"”
Zu De didn't say anything, so he admitted that he was a little silly. This was actually a physiological phenomenon. He was already so old and had yet to experience a woman. The water was already there. As long as it came into contact with a woman, it would spurt out. It was the same for any man.
The second time was very successful. Just as Fan Lihua had said, not only did Zu De find an outlet, but he also shot the water into Fan Lihua's flesh. Then, the two of them lay motionless like dead people.
The day of their collective wedding was February 26th. It was the vernal equinox. The next day, the wind was strong and the rain was pouring. The road was no longer a road, but a ditch. The ridge was no longer a ridge, it had become a canal. The flood roared and surged in Fengshuchong Ridge and Shegong Ridge, then headed straight for Dongting Lake.
Some people said that these five people should not have gotten married. They had angered the heavens and the heavens had come to punish people.
Some people said that this was nonsense. Heaven had never stipulated who could get married and who could not. Wind, rain, and thunder were natural phenomena. After a period of smooth sailing, the heavens would act up once.
After another two months, the locusts broke out on a large scale, sweeping away the greenery of Maple Ridge.
After another three months, Taiwan's planes kept circling overhead and dropped many flyers, saying that the national army would counterattack the mainland and save the people from the abyss of suffering.
Mei Yang found it funny and said,""Can you blame me for getting a wife?"
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