Laozi had once provoked Cai Wenji in Luoyang and defeated the Yellow Turban Army on the banks of the Yellow River.
Laozi once flirted with the beautiful Diao Chan under the Phoenix Pavilion, and he also cut down Grand Preceptor Dong outside the Deyang Hall.
Lao Zi had raped Lady Zhen in Jizhou City, and he had also defeated the Hebei Army in Guandu.
Lao Tzu had once fought with Big Qiao and Little Qiao on Bronze Sparrow Terrace, and he had also angered Duke Jin of Zhou to death on Red Cliff.
Laozi once bedridden Sun Shangxiang in the Inner Palace and killed Sun Zhongmou outside Yiling City.
Don’t say that I’ve destroyed my three views. My three views have already been eaten by dogs!!!!