"Bam!"
A crisp slap was heard.
Xiao Rui covered his face with a bitter smile and looked at Lin Xi Rui who was rushing out of the door angrily. He swallowed hard.
This little girl was beautiful and quiet, but her heart was a little too dark.
Wasn't I just teasing you?
Did he need to be so heavy-handed?
"Sigh, why do women always think I'm teasing them when I tell the truth?”
Xiao Rui curled his lips helplessly as he leaned back in his chair and looked at the open door from the corner of his eyes.
Another door-to-door business was gone. This was the third business that had been ruined this year.
The most important thing was that Lin Xi Rui had a rare natural Yin Meridian and was a good cultivation furnace.
If he could really absorb her spiritual energy, his stagnant cultivation should have a breakthrough, right?
He wasn't one of those demons and monsters, so he couldn't forcefully snatch her natal true essence. Otherwise, even if he committed the crime of rape, he would still have to do it with her today, but…
Actually, even if you were willing to give it to me, I wouldn't want it…"
"Sigh!"
A hint of pain and helplessness appeared on Xiao Rui's face as he muttered to himself and sighed.
"Damn Xue Fu, why did you have to find me such a seductive woman? Do you really think I'm an omnipotent god?”
As he spoke, a strand of black fur appeared in his hand.
He had pulled it out of Lin Xi Rui's hair when she wasn't paying attention.
Xiao Rui placed the hair on a yellow paper cinnabar talisman and ignited his genuine Qi. A blue flame lit up in the air, and a trace of blue gas immediately spread out.
Xiao Rui took out a worn-out thread-bound book from his pocket. It had a blue skin and white background. On the cover, there were four ancient characters," Xuan Tian Bao Jian ", shining brightly. He dipped his saliva into the book and flipped through the pages. Xiao Rui's expression became a little strange.
"It's actually Yao Ji's spirit body…No wonder the demon planted a demonic seed in her body. Tsk tsk, if her husband really slept with her, he would have died long ago.”
"Hehe, not bad, not bad. Such a good furnace, even I have the desire, let alone those demons.”
"However, the demon behind you is too powerful. It's not something that a low-level cultivator like me can subdue.”
Xiao Rui's identity to the public was that of a Taoist " master ". He was also one of those Taoist priests who would often be seen on TV and in novels, holding a compass to read Feng Shui for others, waving a peach wood sword occasionally, spitting dog blood and jumping around the house.
They were commonly known as "charlatans".
However, his real identity was a Cultivator!!
However, Xiao Rui was different from those traditional cultivators who relied on absorbing high-level energy from the outside world and storing it in their bodies to improve their physique in order to maximize their potential.
Xiao Rui was a heretic practitioner who needed to absorb the spiritual energy of a female monster to improve his cultivation.
In other words, they were the scum of the orthodox cultivation world.
Xiao Rui had no choice but to become a fraud in the mortal world instead of staying on the mountain to cultivate.
Nowadays, the demons had caught up with the fashion and ran to this mortal world to live a modern life.
It was already very difficult for a heretic practitioner like him, who had to rely on the spiritual energy of a female demon to cultivate, to find a female demon suitable for cultivation in the mountains.
Helpless, he could only return to the city and pretend to be a charlatan to look for the demons who lived in the city.
However, the past few years of urban life was enough for Xiao Rui to integrate into this metropolis that was filled with the aura of the times. He had even gotten used to his current identity.
He liked this kind of life. He liked the romantic life in this city, and he liked all kinds of delicate women in this big city.
Of course, Xiao Rui did not forget his true identity, nor did he forget to pursue the vast Heavenly Dao.
Cultivation was like rowing a boat against the current. If he did not advance, he would fall back. Moreover, his evil mental cultivation method would produce a demonic heart. He needed the demonic spirit energy to curb that stupid and explosive demonic nature.
Most importantly, he had to work hard to find demons because of the awkwardness of not telling anyone about his cultivation.
He was a hot-blooded man. If he didn't work hard, wouldn't he be unable to raise his head for the rest of his life?
However, this time, faced with such a good opportunity, Xiao Rui hesitated.
Just as Xiao Rui was lost in his thoughts, his phone suddenly rang.
"Damn brat, how dare you bully my sister? Do you want to die? Now, immediately, get out of the old place.”
After the storm, the phone was shut off.
Xiao Rui looked at the number on the phone and frowned.
Oh no, he had been so focused on teasing Lin Xi Rui that he had forgotten that she was Xue Fu's friend. If he offended that little devil star, he probably wouldn't have a good time tonight.
Looking at the time, it was already past six o'clock in the afternoon. Xiao Rui quickly walked out of the street, waved for a taxi, and rushed to the place where he and Xue Fu were supposed to meet.
Xue Fu's name sounded gentle and cute, but with Xue Fu's fiery temper, if she was a little late, she would definitely skin her alive.
Thinking of the violent woman's endless barbaric acts, Xiao Rui, as a cultivator, would feel a chill run down his spine.
The saying that he would rather offend a god than a woman was a dogma that the bad old man had instilled in him since he was young…
Sigh, Xiao Rui shook his head. Why did he think of that damn old man again?
This beast. It was because of him that she had become even more of a beast…
Even if he took a taxi, it took him nearly an hour and a half to reach the place where he was supposed to meet Xue Fu.
At this time, the sky was already dark, and the streets had begun to become lively. Xiao Rui quickly walked into a bar.
"Seven sixes!"
"Eight sixes!"
As soon as he entered the bar, Xiao Rui saw a group of young people gathered in the corner of the bar, screaming and cheering excitedly.
In the middle of them was a woman in a gray office suit. Her back was facing Xiao Rui, and she was stepping on a stool in an unsightly manner.
Under the short and narrow dress, her snow-white crescent moon and tight, round buttocks attracted the attention of all the men present.
At this moment, she was even more excited than those young people. She suddenly opened the dice cup and shouted,"Haha! There are only seven sixes. You lose!"
After saying that, he jumped down from the stool, put his hands on his hips, and proudly looked at the young man with an ashen face. He hooked his fingers and said something that made Xiao Rui vomit blood.
"If you admit defeat, crawl under my crotch!”
"Shh!"
The other young men around him burst into laughter and shouted at the blonde hair to quickly kneel before the beautiful woman.
However, how could the yellow-haired man admit to such a humiliating method? He shouted that it was not counted!
"Are you a man or not? If you are a man, you should admit defeat. If you say that you are a ball-less child and a eunuch, then I can let you off!”
Xiao Rui couldn't help but shake his head. Such vicious words shouldn't have come out of such a quiet woman's mouth.
Of course, Xiao Rui knew that this woman's appearance was far from being as quiet as she looked. It could even be described as terrifying.
Blondie's face darkened. He was obviously unwilling to accept being ridiculed by a woman in front of everyone in the bar. He immediately said arrogantly.
"I don't know how to crawl. You'll know if I'm a man after you have sex with me.”
After saying that, he glanced at Xue Fu and said with a smile,"Even though you're an airfield, I don't mind rubbing your breasts for you. Your breasts are like water in a sponge, you can still squeeze them!”
The blonde's words made the eyes of the young men around him light up, and they all looked at the woman's chest with lust.
The woman with her hands on her hips and half bent over was wearing a white shirt under a gray suit.
Three buttons on his shirt were unbuttoned, revealing a black lace shirt with a tinge of flower patterns. However, the contents inside were too horrible to look at.
"Sigh, this poor child…!”
Xiao Rui shook his head and walked to the bar counter. He asked for a beer and smiled at the woman whose expression changed drastically.
Sure enough, the woman quickly picked up the ashtray on the table and smashed it on the blonde's head.
Instantly, blood splattered everywhere!
The blonde screamed and covered his head.
Before the surrounding guys could react, the woman jumped up. The snow-white moon drew a beautiful and alluring arc in the air and struck the yellow-haired man's shoulder like lightning.
The huge force instantly knocked the poor hooligan to the ground.
The woman shook her head, and her long hair fluttered in the wind. With her lightning-fast movements, she was like a butterfly dancing in the air, wantonly revealing her alluring figure in the air.
Then, a series of heart-wrenching slaps and screams rang out…
In just an instant, the yellow-haired guy was beaten beyond recognition.
A few of his companions who wanted to help were also beaten up. They fell to the ground and groaned in pain.
" Tsk tsk, she's very angry today. It seems that it's better not to anger her later…"
" But she's right. Why would she wear a mask if she didn't have one? Sigh, women are always vain…"
Xiao Rui's eyes followed Xue Fu's snow-white moon flying up and down. He looked at her small pants under her narrow short skirt and leisurely drank the cold beer.
He was already used to this woman's rudeness.
"Don't play if you can't afford it! If you dare to say that I don't have any Xiong, go find your mother if you want to drink milk! Get lost!"
The woman kicked the bleeding blonde out of the door.
The few youths who did not make a move were all silent out of fear.
They knew that they couldn't afford to offend this woman. Just based on the wind force that swept out from those few moves, they felt fear and hurriedly left in a sorry state.
After sending these young men away, the woman walked straight to Xiao Rui's side and glared at him.
Then, she snatched the beer from his hand and gulped it down. She exhaled, and the trace of ruthlessness on her face gradually disappeared. Suddenly, she smiled sweetly.
Then, she put her hand on Xiao Rui's arm and said coquettishly,""Brother Xiao Rui, when did you arrive? You didn't even help when you saw someone being bullied.”
The muscles on Xiao Rui's face twitched, and his whole body shivered.
"Don't give me that. These kids aren't enough to fill the gaps between your teeth. If I go over and help, won't I be causing trouble for you?”
The woman's beautiful and flirtatious face was covered with a trace of haze. She fiercely threw her hand and said angrily.
"Why don't you have the spirit of a hero saving a damsel in distress? I really don't know what kind of man you are! Come, follow me to a place!"
After saying that, he turned around and walked out first.
Her round butt that was wrapped in a narrow skirt was swaying left and right in an abnormal manner, making people want to rub it to their heart's content.
However, Xiao Rui knew that it was okay to fantasize about it, but this PG couldn't be done because its owner was Xue Fu.
Yes, because this wild woman was Xiao Rui's best friend, the champion of the provincial women's freestyle boxing competition for three consecutive years…
Lin Xuefu!
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