My Automatic Fake Blocking System
That night, Ye Xiu, who was lying on his bed in his room, recalled the incident with the Dark Group that had suddenly appeared in class in the morning.
"What exactly happened?" Ye Xiu couldn't understand.
Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind.
Wait a minute! could it be
"Hey, system, are you dead? If you're not dead, come out and answer the question.”Ye Xiu shouted in his mind.
"Ding! If you have any questions, please click on the 'Help' option." The cold mechanical voice sounded again.
" Help " option, Ye Xiu couldn't help but recall his first time searching for the " Help " option before he transmigrated. First, he was so angry that he stepped on a dimensional rift, then he fell into the 2D world of Naruto and " sat there and killed " Kato Daren. Everything was still vivid in his mind.
A drop of cold sweat appeared on his forehead. It shouldn't be so unreliable, Ye Xiu thought without much confidence.
Hesitating, he clicked on the " Help " option. Looking at the " normal " loading progress bar, he was inexplicably terrified. Could this be another " check no such function "
" Ding, the system's assistant is at your service. Please ask a question." A pleasant female voice rang out in his mind, making Ye Xiu, who was used to the system's unchanging mechanical voice, inexplicably excited.
"Wow! Wow! System, I didn't know you had such a nice voice!!!”
" Answer: The system has recorded tens of millions of sounds for the host to choose from."
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?!”Ye Xiu's voice was filled with resentment.
"Ding…no such function!" The cold mechanical voice sounded again.
"Ding your sister! Check your sister!"
" It feels like I'm bound to a fake system." However, despite his complaints, Ye Xiu had figured out what was going on. It should be that as long as it exceeded the system's capabilities or wasn't within its scope of service, it would show that it didn't have such a function.
Moreover, this system was really a rigid system, a robot. If other people's systems were automatic, then his was automatic. Other systems either had cute and beautiful system elves, or they would joke with the host. When the host needed help, they would even give various solutions with different success rates.
"Ding…no such function!"
"Ai, it's better than those people who shout every day that if they can't complete the quest, they'll be killed," Ye Xiu comforted himself.
"Right! I was so angry with you that I almost forgot what I was supposed to do!”Ye Xiu slapped his head.
He clicked on the " Help " option again, and the female voice of the system sounded again.
"Ding, the System Assistant is at your service. Please ask."
"System, let me ask you, where did the 'third-generation toilet paper' that I drew today come from?”
" Answer: The principle of the system's lottery service is to link every corner of the Multiverse and randomly draw 'prizes' from them to distribute to the host," the system replied.
In other words, Ye Xiu's head was filled with black lines. He finally understood why the Dark Group had suddenly come to class today. The big thing he thought had happened was because the third-generation successor's toilet paper had been " stolen ". It was even possible that it had happened when the third-generation successor had just gone to the toilet.
It had to be said that Ye Xiu's guess was pretty close. His lucky draw had made the third-generation successor so embarrassed that he couldn't face anyone for the entire day. Even the original four members of the Dark Group had been transferred.
"Looks like I have to destroy this toilet paper! If the third-generation old man were to find out that it was "me who did it" one day, wouldn't he jump up and hit my knee?”
"Right! "Hehehe!" Ye Xiu laughed as he thought of a pretty good idea. Clearly, someone else was going to be in trouble.
" Ahh! Ahh!" Three figures were shuttling through the dense forest. One of them, a white-haired uncle, suddenly sneezed non-stop." Hey, are you alright? Zilaiye!" The blonde lady with huge breasts turned around and asked in confusion. The other man with snake eyes also looked at him with concern.
" Ah, it's fine, it's fine. I guess some beauty is thinking about me again," said Zi Lai Ye as he scratched the back of his head with a big smile.
" Tsk, idiot!" Tsunami and Orochimaru were relieved to see that he was fine. They couldn't help but complain about his " idiot look ". Then, the three of them continued to move forward.
In the Moonlight family's residence, Ye Xiu slowly "floated" up from the ground and lay down on the big bed. He smiled evilly: "Done, let's wrap up ~"
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