Are You The Motherf * cking Host?
After the last trip, it was a few months of training, playing, and training. At this point, the vacation was finally over, and the ninja school resumed.
In the third-grade classroom of the Ninja School, Teacher Qiu Dao was doing the class mobilization.
"Students, the long holiday is over, and we have to devote ourselves to intense and exciting studies again."
Listening to Qiu Dao blabbering non-stop, Ye Xiu's eyelids started to twitch. He grumbled: "It's the same thing every year when school starts. Can't you be a little more creative?"
"This year! Due to some special reasons, in order to enhance the combat abilities of the Ninja School's students, the Elder Group and Lord Naruto have decided to hold a Ninja School Tournament! Four people will form a group and will be allowed to freely arrange the order of the match. The team that obtains the first place will be awarded the title of " Koba's Strongest Ninja " by Lord Naruto!
I will now announce the rules of the competition as follows:
" This is entirely to test which students are strong and have the ability to lead the team. Or rather, this is to see which students have the potential to be at least a chuunin. It seems like the battle between Muye and Sain has officially begun," Ye Xiu thought. Suddenly, a voice sounded.
"Are you the f * cking host? Today's lottery draw number has been given out. Now, tell me whether to draw or not?”In his mind,"Old Li" was pointing at Ye Xiu with a "38 Big Cover", as if he was trying to say,"You dare not smoke?"
Unexpectedly, today's " broadcaster " was actually this big shot.
"Big brother, I'll smoke, I'll smoke, okay?!! Can you put down the "thing in your hand" first? I'm panicking.”Ye Xiu said bitterly as he rubbed his ears.
"Go ahead, Second Battalion Commander, where's your fucking Italian cannon?!”Old Li waved his hand, and a cannon summoning array appeared in Ye Xiu's mind. Then, with a "boom", a blue box appeared in Ye Xiu's mind.
" Alright, for the sake of fairness, we'll start drawing lots. Those who draw the same number will be divided into groups." Teacher Qiu Dao's loud voice sounded again.
One by one, the students went on stage and took out a folded piece of paper from the big box on the podium. Then, they walked down. At this time, it was time for Dai Tu to draw lots. Dai Tusang stood on the podium and kept touching the box with one hand. He picked up the piece of paper and said,"No, no, what if I'm not in the same team as Lin?" He put it down and picked up the other piece."No," he kept feeling that it might be the previous one. As he was hesitating, he saw a pair of brown bear eyes staring at him."Are you going to f * cking smoke or not?" The brown bear, no, Qiu Dao, was panting heavily. His palm was already raised in the air. The frightened Daitusang nodded his head in a daze. He smiled obsequiously and picked up a piece of paper before running back quickly, afraid that he would be " fanned " again.
" Mine is number 6," a short-haired girl said as she opened the note.
" What a pity, I'm actually number 9. Otherwise, I would be in the same group as Chezi-chan." A blond boy with a ponytail looked at the short-haired girl beside him gloomily.
"I'm also number 9! "Kikujiro, please take care of me. Woof, woof, woof!" A black-haired girl with oil paint jumped out from the back table, revealing her small canine teeth. The puppy on her head also barked in greeting.
" Ahaha, it's Ryo-san Inuzuka!" The originally depressed Yamanaka Kikujiro immediately burst into laughter.
" Hmph!" The short-haired girl stomped on his foot angrily and turned her head away, ignoring him.
"Hey, Stormwind Lord, what number are you?”The purple-haired loli Xiyan looked nervously at Ye Xiu. Xi Rihong also stared at him with bright eyes.
" Don't worry, we're definitely together. See, it's all number three," Ye Xiu said as he patted their heads. At this moment, a mosquito-shaped robot had completed its mission and was quietly biting his collar like an ordinary ornament. Would I tell you that I can cheat? It was just strange that there was still a card with the number "3" that had gone somewhere. Ye Xiu, who had originally wanted to find another girl, wondered.
"Gale Mulberry! You and I are also in the same team!"
After peeking for a long time, the little monkey Asma excitedly held the note in front of Ye Xiu and the others. He saw the same number "3" written on it as the others. This third wheel! The three of them glared at him angrily.
" Uh... Haha, ahaha!" The little monkey scratched his head in his usual way of playing dumb.
" Alright, everyone, quiet down." Mr. Akito clapped his hands to signal for everyone to calm down. When he saw that everyone had quieted down, he continued," The Ninja School Tournament will start at 8 am tomorrow. Don't be late, everyone. Let's solve it now."
"Ah, Lin, I'm on the same team as you! "Hahaha!" Daitu Sang laughed out loud excitedly. Nohara Lin tugged at his sleeve to remind him.
"Hmm? How did he…... Lin slowly turned her head and looked at the red eyes of the brown bear that was almost sticking to his face and glaring at him. Dai Tusang was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He smiled obsequiously."Teacher Qiu Dao, good afternoon ~ Hey, hehe."
"It's useless to say more!" Monster! Look at the cattail leaf fan! The enlarged palm slapped on Dai Tusang's body as if he was swatting a fly.
“pia~”
"Ah!"
With his eyes closed, the spinning and jumping Dai Tusang successfully "hung" on the wall at the back of the classroom
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