The system suddenly showed Liu Yifei's Adoration Points, and Liang Chen was at a loss.
He looked at all the girls in the distance, but he didn't see Liu Yifei. He was a little disappointed.
There was no time to be disappointed. Liang Chen was called to a corner of the basketball court by Ugly Person to talk about life.
"Alright, tell me everything you know!”
Liang Chen glanced at the other four Southern Guangdong guys who didn't come over and said to the ugly freak in amusement,"Do you really want me to say it?"
Ugly Person replied without hesitation,""Tell me, if you don't tell me, how will I know if you're lying to me?”
Liang Chen shook his head." You still don't believe me at this point?”
"Stop talking nonsense and tell me quickly!"
This time, it was Liang Chen's turn to be embarrassed. This was because the secret of the five of them could only be described with four words, and that was 'crazy!”
He didn't know how to cut it or summarize it tactfully. The level of his state had dropped to a level that he could accept.
Suddenly!
Liang Chen thought of a story. It was a joke he saw online. It was similar to what the five of them did, but the process was not as complicated and unbearable.
Hence, he decided to do it.
Liang Chen looked at Ugly Person and said,"I won't describe what happened. Let me tell you a story!"”
Not allowing Ugly Person to refuse, Liang Chen followed the path.
Actually, this was how the joke on the Internet was written.
"Last night, we drank some wine at Yanjing Bar until about 2 am. She drank a little too much. My friends and I drank too much, but we were men. We drank from 6 pm to 2 am and slowly woke up.”
"There were six of us, two couples. I was alone (my wife was in her hometown and didn't go back to Beijing) and she was alone (my brother had something to do in Shanghai). We had dinner together, drank some white wine, and then went to the bar to listen to people sing.”
"She was a little drunk at around two o'clock, so we sent her to the Ru family and booked two rooms.”
"When we were in the room, we saw that she was sleeping soundly on the bed, so we threw her inside to sleep. I went downstairs to send my friend away, so I went back to my room. I was very tired, so I fell asleep. When it was around four o'clock, I felt someone pushing me, and I realized that she was sleeping beside me.”
"She was on top of me, and I pushed her. She told me not to move and giggled at me. I was very surprised. She said that you left your room card in my room. F * ck, I suddenly remembered that when I first checked into the room, I was in a hurry and searched for her ID card. In order to have electricity in the room, I inserted my bank card at the place where I inserted my room card. I threw my room card on the table in her room.”
"She said,'Am I pretty? Of course, I was also confused. People who have been drunk before know what it looks like. I say it's beautiful. She said,"I'll show you something more beautiful." As he spoke, he took off his shirt. It was over. I went crazy. I pushed her away and went into the bathroom.”
" Then she said,'Forget it, I'm going back to my room.' Hearing the door close, I came out of the bathroom and got into bed. I was really too sleepy. Just as I was feeling a little sleepy, someone lifted my blanket and she stood in front of me naked.”
"F * ck! She quickly pressed on me and said,"He." F * ck, your brother is still in a relationship with his ex-girlfriend. Don't think that I don't know.”
"I said,'Sister-in-law, don't harm me, okay?”
"She said,'Don't harm you'. Don't you know about this? Everyone knows. Let me ask you, all of you are telling the truth.”
“……”
"After we were done, she asked me to hug her to sleep, but I said no.”
"She finally said,'You're treated better than him, and he's never refused to bring you. Put it inside her."
Liang Chen had only used his blurry memories to describe this joke. As for whether it achieved the effect Ugly Man wanted, Liang Chen didn't care.
Of course, unless this ugly monster was too stupid to grasp the key words in the story, such as " brother "," sister-in-law "," you guys "," after the deed ", and so on. If they found out, they would naturally think of the dirty things they had done.
A friend's wife could not be bullied, but a big brother's wife could not be ridden.
Even though this big brother was not their real big brother, to these five South Guangdong kids, this big brother was even closer than their real big brother.
When Big Brother told them to go east, they had to line up to go east.
Big brother told them to go west, even if it was the western paradise, they would still have to go forward.
If one could check the degree of obedience in the God-level Momo system.
[Obedience Level: 99]
The extent to which he was willing to do anything. This included but was not limited to playing on the internet.
He was a complete lackey.
However, this lackey had done something treasonous.
Although Ugly Man was ugly, he wasn't stupid. Otherwise, he wouldn't have apologized to Liang Chen and Guan Xin.
After repeatedly considering Liang Chen's story, Ugly Person was sure that Liang Chen knew about that matter. However, Ugly Person had no idea how he knew.
However, this was no longer important. What was important was that he had blocked Liang Chen's mouth.
The two of them returned to the stadium and the military training began.
After returning to the team, Liang Chen angrily nudged Chen He's shoulder and said," Why didn't you help me just now?"
Chen He scratched the back of his head and asked in confusion,""What happened just now?"
"What is it? You don't know?"
"I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was looking at a beautiful angel until the military training started!”
Alright! This brat's love at first sight for Lou Yixiao had turned into madness.
It was rare to see such an infatuated man in the world. He really did not lose the title of "good man."
Liang Chen decided to help him.
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The little girl's face turned red. So erotic and violent. Would the title be edited out?
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