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On the carriage, the two of them looked at each other.

Lux's eyes were filled with endless anger, and she wished she could tear Lin Fei into pieces.

Lin Fei's eyes were filled with admiration, pure admiration for beautiful women!

"Lux, let me tell you a joke!”Lin Fei said with a smile, like a big bad wolf lying to Little Red Riding Hood.

"I don't want to listen. Shut up. If you say another word, I'll throw you out.”Lux said coldly.

Lin Fei was not threatened by her at all. He said to himself,"I know two people. One of them is called Old Lin, and the other is called Old Han. They always liked to tease each other. One day, Old Lin suddenly stroked Old Han's bald head and said,"" Your bald head really looks like my wife's butt.'Old Han smiled at his bald head and said," Yes, it's exactly the same."”

"How is it? Isn't it funny?"

Lux pondered for a moment, then her holy face flushed red as she scolded,""Shameless, despicable, not funny at all.”

"I'll tell you another one!"

"Shut up, I'm not listening!"

"It's okay. Smiling is good for your physical and mental health. Listen carefully.”

"A monk and an unfamiliar nun entered an inn to stay. Coincidentally, there was only one room left. The shopkeeper said,'For monks, lust is emptiness, and emptiness is lust. It's nothing for the two of you to sleep together.'The two of them agreed. They slept on one side of the bed. In the middle of the night, the nun's foot accidentally touched the monk's little d * ck and asked,"What's that?" The monk thought about it and said,"That's a dead person."'After a while, the monk's foot accidentally touched the nun's little girl and asked,""What's that?" The nun said,'That's a coffin, it's specially for your dead body!'”

"Boring!" Lux's pretty face was already flushed red. She glared at Lin Fei fiercely and ignored him no matter what he said.

This made Lin Fei very bored. After two hours, he stopped talking.

……

Demacia was located on the western coast of Valoran, and it was a model of virtue on the continent.

The common goal of the Demacia people was to make everyone live a better life through kindness and justice.

In this world, no matter what, there was always an opposite!

For example, darkness and light, justice and evil!

Demacia's opponent was Noxus!

It was a place that believed that fists could solve everything and that strength was respected!

The two forces had been fighting fiercely all year round and were almost always evenly matched. After decades of development, two battlefields had been formed, the Heavenly Devil Plain and the Glittering Jewel Mountain.

The battlefield of the Heavenly Devil Plain was mainly a battle between Demacia and Noxus.

There were other forces participating in the Glittering Jewel Mountain. Zuan and Ionia were the two forces that had invested the most troops! Ionia was on Demacia's side, while Zuan was led by Noxus!

After the winter, the war in the Heavenly Devil Plain had become peaceful. Although both sides had fought many times, there were not many casualties!

When spring arrived, the battlefield suddenly changed!

A woman appeared on the battlefield like a goddess of war. She brandished two daggers and ended the lives of the Demacia soldiers time and time again. She came and went like the wind in the army of Demacia, like a fairy in the wind!

Soon, the army of Demacia collapsed like a towering tree that had been corroded by termites!

If the Dragonhawk hadn't single-handedly held off Noxus '5,000-strong army at Gongzhu Tomb, the entire Heavenly Devil Plain would have fallen into Noxus' hands!

Gavin III began to investigate the woman who had suddenly appeared. He found out that she was the daughter of the famous general of Noxus, Dukao. He immediately decided to send one of the most outstanding geniuses of the city, General Galen, to the Heavenly Devil Plain!

Du Kao was famous on the Valoran Continent. On one hand, it was because of his outstanding military achievements when he was young. On the other hand, it was because he had two beautiful daughters!

The youngest daughter, Cassiopea, was a famous diplomat in Noxus. There was no diplomatic dispute that she could not handle!

The eldest daughter, Caterina, was one of the famous geniuses of Noxus. She was a perfect combination of martial arts and magic. She could use her daggers as she pleased. One was still, while the other was moving.

Gavin III, Lin Zhan, did not dare to underestimate this junior at all. General Galen did not disappoint Lin Zhan's expectations!

In just a month, the situation had been reversed. Both sides stopped fighting in the Tiger Fall Canyon in the middle of the Heavenly Devil Plain, and a three-month-long standoff began.

It was only when the arrival of the Pride of the Leader, Urgat, broke the temporary peace. Noxus began to gather his forces again, preparing for a wave of Demacia!

It was under such a background that Lin Tian and Lux went to the Heavenly Demon Plain.

The Heavenly Devil Plain was the largest plain in the eastern part of Demacia. Countless people were buried here, some from Noxus, some from Demacia. However, this did not stop batches of new soldiers from entering.

Because:

They fought for the empire!

Fight for the city-state!

Fight for faith!

Fight for your family!

They had never felt that they were cruel. They had always been proud of themselves, proud!

……

Seven days later, Lin Fei and the others entered the center of the tent where the Marcia army of the Heavenly Devil Plains was stationed!

A giant man with short hair and a blue scarf was holding a big sword. When he saw Lin Tian, he revealed a simple and honest smile.

His best brother was finally here.

"First Prince."

"Brother Galen!"

The two of them hugged each other tightly, almost crying tears of joy.

Next to Galen stood a rather handsome man. He carried a long spear and had an outstanding aura. It was obvious that he was not an ordinary person.

After Lin Tian let go of Galen, he turned his head and smiled at the man,"Dragon Eagle, how have you been these days?”

"Yes, thank you for your concern, First Prince."

"Heh, you're too polite. With our relationship, there's no need to thank me.”

The Dragon Eagle nodded and did not say anything. He looked at the carriage.

Lin Tian chuckled and said,"I can't wait anymore!"”

"Go, go. Don't tease my brother-in-law." Galen scolded with a smile.

At this moment, the curtain of the carriage was suddenly pulled open, and a figure flew out and smashed onto the ground. Immediately after, a graceful and holy figure appeared on the carriage. Her face was red, and she shouted in a delicate voice,"You despicable, shameless, filthy bastard, I'll kill you!”

Lin Tian facepalmed. This brother of mine, can't he be quiet?

"Lux, what are you doing? He is the Second Prince. How can you mess around? Apologize to the Second Prince!”

"I…I won't!" Lux felt wronged. This bastard, I must teach him a lesson.

In the carriage just now, Lin Fei saw that they had already arrived at their destination. If he did not ask now, he would not have a chance. Therefore, he looked at Lux and said extremely seriously," Miss Lux, we're here. You won't be able to hear me if you want to hear me again. I might have been killed by the soldiers of Noxus that day. For the sake of my loyalty to the country, I'll ask you a question. Please answer me.”

Lux's greatest wish was to use her talent to inspire the people of Marcia and lead them to a better life.

Although Lin Fei was annoying, his words touched her heart, so she nodded and said,"Tell me."

"Miss Lux, may I ask if the embroidery on your underwear is a mandarin duck or a hen?" asked Lin Fei.”

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