Female Demon Grabs 'Three Feet'
After Tang Hao killed A Mumu, Annie's wife came over.
"Hubby was so handsome just now!" Annie smiled sweetly as if she was still reminiscing about the warmth just now.
The little loli's exaggerated words made Tang Hao feel smug. He waved the long sword in his hand. " Well, I have something even more amazing," he said with a mysterious smile." Hehe, do you want me to show you?"”
How could the innocent little Annie know about Tang Hao's devious idea?
Annie tilted her head and said excitedly,""Yes, yes, yes! Hubby, hurry up and show me!"
Tang Hao cleared his throat, feeling a little embarrassed. He felt like an experienced driver. The scene of selling little lolis was too evil and impure. Tang Hao caressed Annie's little face and said,""Bear with it for now. Hubby will find a chance to show it to you.”
Annie's curiosity was piqued. How could she tolerate it?
Annie grabbed Tang Hao's arm and shook him from side to side." Hurry up, hurry up. I want to see Hubby's. I want to see Hubby's."”
Hurry up!
Look at hubby ~~!
Dirty dirty dirty, simply too dirty!
Tang Hao felt that he was too dirty and would easily lead Annie's naive wife astray. He quickly changed the topic."Well, I'll take you to jungle ~~!”
Yes.
It wasn't a jungler.
It was to fight jungle monsters.
Only dirty people would think of jungling.
The two of them held hands and walked to the position of the three wolves.
The three wolves knelt on the ground. The largest wolf whimpered,
"General, please let me go. I have an eighty-year-old mother and a three-year-old daughter. It's not easy for me to live. Please let me go!”
Tang Hao clicked his tongue in wonder. He had only roasted a crab, but the entire Summoner's Canyon treated him as a demon king?
Was it necessary?
"Life isn't easy, so I'll help you free yourself." Tang Hao smiled evilly.”
The old wolf was so scared that his hair was shaking. Trembling, he hurriedly kowtowed and begged for mercy." Great General, I can't die. If I die, who will take care of my mother and my daughter? I beg the Great General to be kind and let me go!”
"I'll take care of your daughter for you." Tang Hao smiled wickedly. Don't worry."
"Puchi!" The old wolf was so scared that he spat out a mouthful of wolf blood. He knew that the wolf was definitely going to die. He quickly pointed at the little wolf beside him and said,"Great General, the meat of these two little wolves is relatively tender and smooth. Barbequed meat is the best! Why don't you kill them?"
Little Wolf had never thought that he would be betrayed by Old Wolf. The two little wolves quickly knelt down and explained,"Great General, he doesn't have an old mother or a daughter. He's a bachelor!”
"That's right, he's a bachelor!" This old wolf is cunning and cunning. He dared to deceive the general. Now, the two of us will take him down for the general!”
The two little wolves attacked the old wolf!
However, the old wolf was an epic-level wild monster after all. How could the two little wolves be a match for it?
However, Tang Hao was at the side. With a single spear strike, he killed the slightly injured old wolf that was surrounded by the small wolves. Then, he said indifferently,"How dare you lie to me? You're courting death!”
He turned to the wolf cub and said,"You two have done well, so I won't kill you."”
"Let's go, Honey."
Tang Hao held Annie's hand and headed to the middle lane.
After that, when the flirtatious man came over to farm the three wolves, he realized that he had actually left two small ones for him. He was so sad."Trick, I was tricked again! He actually killed the big one and left the small one for me! Ruthless!"
.....
Tang Hao was already in a state of invincibility.
The five people on the other side, including the flirtatious man and King's younger brother, no longer dared to fight Tang Hao alone. They did not even have the thought of capturing Tang Hao in groups.
Another wave of posturing. Tang Hao brought Annie's wife and swaggered through the streets, showing off their love from the bottom lane.
"The crystal at the bottom lane has resurrected.”
Tang Hao whispered to Annie.
"Honey, don't you think we're bored? No one is coming to catch us. It's too boring.”
Tang Hao came up with another devious idea to lure Annie into his trap.
Annie naturally did not know what Tang Hao was thinking. She nodded innocently and said cutely,""Yeah, yeah, why isn't the other party coming to catch us now? Were they not going to defend?”
Tang Hao did not care about the crystal divination. He quickly said,""Why don't I tell you a story?”
"Alright, alright! I love stories!" Annie smiled sincerely.
Tang Hao thought for a moment and said,""Then let me tell you the most classic character story from my world.”
"A long time ago, there were four master and disciple who went to worship Buddha and obtain scriptures together."
Tang Hao narrated the story of Tang Sanzang being captured by a demoness in Journey to the West in a vivid and interesting manner. Then, he asked,"
"Every time we encounter a female demon, it's always Master Tang Sanzang who gets captured. Do you know why?”
Annie shook her head as if this was a difficult question. She asked seriously,""Why?"
Tang Hao held back his laughter and said,"It's because of Tang Sanzang's three disciples. One is called Wukong (No Time), one is called Incompetent, and one is called Wujing. Tang Sanzang is called Sanzhang!"”
Annie blinked innocently. The little loli didn't understand what she was talking about, but she was very interested in the question of why the demoness only captured Tang Sanzang. She asked innocently,"
"Do all female demons like three zhang?”
"Of course. Any female demon likes a three-foot-tall man." Tang Hao nodded.”
"Then, what is 30 feet?"
"Hehe, Honey, reach out your hand. I'll let you feel what it means to be thirty feet.”
"Ah ~! Honey, what kind of treasure is this? Why didn't I notice it before?”
.....
While Tang Hao and Annie were talking about love.
The flirtatious man seized the opportunity and killed Renekton, Olaf, and Sona again!
The coquettish man took out his calculator and pressed 666."6666, as expected of Old Yasuo! Sexy 66! Turn the tables!"
" Baroness!" He turned to his younger brother and frantically signaled," Little brother! Little brother! Baron! Baron!"”
Soon, the flirtatious man gathered his teammates and charged at the Baron together!
A comeback was right in front of them!
Ah! If you think it's not bad, give me some flowers too! It wasn't easy! The old book still had two more chapters to write, and everyone was panicking from reading. They could read the 400 chapters of the old book " League of Legends: The Peerless Treasure Chest "!
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