"Do you see that? Your hands must be tightly pressed together. If others pull your hands forcefully, even if your body is pulled down, your hands must not let go! Of course, I don't expect you to do that, but if I see anyone not using enough strength, you understand, a foul.”
"Get up."
"Yes."
Yuan Hong stood up. Jiang Chen walked up to Chang Hao and kicked him hard in the crook of his leg.
Chang Hao did not move at all, not even his legs bent.
"Straighten your legs and stabilize your lower body.”
While the celebrities were still in awe, Jiang Chen suddenly took out a grenade from somewhere, pulled the pin, and threw it not far behind the five of them.
The celebrities were dumbfounded as they watched the grenade emit sparks and then explode. Yuan Hong and the other five remained motionless. They did not even blink.
"This is what it means to be in a military stance."
"Amazing, you've already pulled him, but your hand didn't move.”
"If he hadn't stood up on his own, I would've thought that he was a human replica.”
"Very good, this is very special forces."
"When will I be able to stand in such a military posture? I can boast for ten years.”
"So handsome."
"Bullsh * t. What do you mean by too handsome? He's obviously so handsome that my heart is about to melt.”
"In the future, you must find a special forces boyfriend. At least a soldier.”
"F * ck, don't stop me. I want to join the army.”
"Brother, let's go together."
"Hurry up and walk. It must be very…”
……
"Alright, the demonstration is over. It's your turn now. I'll tell you in advance that I'll use all kinds of methods to lure you into committing fouls.”
After a morning of training, they were already familiar with the essentials of standing in a military posture. However, it was impossible to stand properly in a short period of time.
"Huang Zitao, what are you doing?"
"I don't know what sixty degrees is.”
"You have to shout to report to the instructor. Only after getting permission can you adjust your posture and commit a foul. Step out and stand on the right."
"Yes." Huang Zitao felt that Jiang Chen was very eager and wanted to refute him. However, after thinking about Jiang Chen's terrifying speed yesterday, he decided to endure it. After all, there were still two more times.
"Yang Mi, do you know what it means to have your legs straight?”
"Instructor, I know. He tightened his legs so that there was no gap between them.”
"Are you bow-legged?"
"Instructor, no."
"Then why did you leave such a big gap? Are you going to add eggs? Foul once, step out, right side."
Puchi! Puchi!
The people around Yang Mi couldn't help but laugh, especially Sun Yang, who laughed the loudest.
Jiang Chen showed his devilish sweet smile again.
"The person who laughed just now has committed a foul.”
……
"F * ck, what a deep trick."
"I feel like they're done for today."
"Good job, Instructor, 666."
……
One by one, they walked past the celebrities. From time to time, they would pull their hands away. From time to time, he would press his leg to bend it. If his leg bent, it would be a foul.
After one lap, a third of the players had fouled. They were invited to the right by Jiang Chen, and they stood in a new line.
Jiang Chen rubbed his chin and took a deep breath."Yeah, you look much better now. You look a little like a soldier.”
In the face of Jiang Chen's sneak attacks from time to time, everyone was extremely nervous. They raised their heads and puffed out their chests, and their legs were straight. Every time they walked past them, Jiang Chen could even hear the sudden acceleration of his heartbeat.
After walking two rounds slowly, Jiang Chen pretended to be regretful and said,"No one actually broke the rules. What should we do?”
……
" 666, this instructor is amazing."
" As expected of the Devil Instructor."
"This instructor is too bad. I want to beat him up.”
"Don't you guys feel that they're completely different from this morning?”
"I noticed that too. You finally look like a soldier. You're laughing and laughing in the morning.”
There were already people on the Internet comparing the Second Company's military posture in the morning to the current one. The difference was very obvious, especially their attitude. It was a 360-degree change.
With a mesmerized smile, Jiang Chen rolled his eyes." Everyone is standing so hard. Let me tell you a joke.
What should he say?
Jack Ma said that the biggest mistake in his life was to create Ali Baba. He said that he had never received a penny since he founded Ali Baba. He never touched money and he was not interested in money.
Liu Qiangdong said that he was face-blind and didn't know if the milk tea was beautiful.
Wang Jianlin was right to say that he wanted to be the richest man. He should set a small goal that he could achieve first. For example, he would earn 100 million yuan from him first.
Ma Huateng said that his house was just a little bigger, no different from an ordinary family.
eh
Why aren't you laughing?"
"Haha."
Zhao Liying smiled symbolically. Jiang Chen turned around and quickly stared at Zhao Liying." Foul once. Step out, right.”
In the next half an hour, Jiang Chen used all kinds of methods, including putting all kinds of delicious food in front of them, telling all kinds of funny jokes, doing all kinds of funny actions, and even poking their noses with straw to force them to break the rules.
Of course, under his deliberate control, no one had fouled more than four times.
"Hahaha, good instructor."
"That little beauty with a bun face, I see you again. You look so cute. You're a lolicon killer.”
"Instructor, play a song. I guarantee that all of them will break the rules. Then, you can do whatever you want.”
"Good idea."
"All of the instructor's pranks and emojis have been taken as screenshots. I'll make them into emojis when I get back.”
"The poster above is quick-witted.”
"Why aren't you using grenades?"
"Beautifully done. I feel inexplicably happy when I see these celebrities going hungry again and again to watch delicious food.”
"I've already done the exact same set according to the instructor's standards. I've laid on the armchair and enjoyed it over and over again, watching a real man. I want to say, it's really satisfying.”
……
Five minutes before the one-hour military stance, Huang Zitao rolled his eyes a few times, as if he was brewing some special idea.
"Reporting to the instructor."
"Speak."
"If we can't stand properly, we will be punished. Then, will there be a reward if we stand properly?”
"Oh? What reward do you want? A five-kilometer run?”
Huang Zitao stared at Jiang Chen with an expression that said," How could there be such a shameless person in this world? Five kilometers is just a walk after dinner for you. How dare you say that?"?”
"Alright." Before Jiang Chen could answer, Deng Chao and Sun Yang on the far right could not wait to like this suggestion.
"Deng Chao."
"Yes."
"Foul once. So far, you have committed four fouls.”
"F * ck." Deng Chao was dumbstruck and filled with regret.
"Everyone, rest for five minutes, then five kilometers. Deng Chao, do twenty push-ups.”
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