After a few days of " tough training," the celebrity training camp finally welcomed their first weekend. Although it was only Sunday, and they still couldn't leave the camp, they were still very happy.
Why? Because I can finally play with my phone today. Because I don't have to run that damn five kilometers today. I don't have to stand in that damn military posture anymore. I don't have to be tortured by the devil anymore.
However, before the celebrities could celebrate for long, Commander Feng sent a message saying that the four companies would have a cultural competition, and it would begin in half an hour.
Everyone was stunned. They were simply caught off guard.
"Instructor, we're actors. We usually act according to the script. This is too sudden.”
"That's right. I'm the host, so that's even more impossible.”
"What's wrong with being a host? Before I came, I was just a lyricist. I've never even been on stage before.”
"It's too sudden. I wasn't prepared at all.”
……
"Don't make a fuss. It's not a big deal. We're not prepared. Aren't they the same? You guys are so many celebrities, yet you can't even come up with a few programs.”
Jiang Chen was a little angry. He had originally wanted to have fun for everyone, but he did not expect…
"Instructor, I haven't been protecting my throat well these past few days. I'm afraid…"
"So you're saying that we'll just watch while others go up?”
……
Jiang Chen finally understood. These people were afraid that they would screw up their acting and affect their popularity. All of them were so protective of themselves.
Usually, he would have to prepare the script for a few days and rehearse many times to achieve the best effect.
There was no preparation for this sudden attack. There wasn't even a script for it. Moreover, the celebrity training camp was broadcasted live by Central TV, so the impact would be extremely high. If it was messed up…
"Hey, didn't you host a talk show before? Do you want one?"
"Instructor, they all have lyrics. Even the audience's laughter was recorded in advance and edited in.”
……
Jiang Chen was completely speechless. Even a talk show had words. Who the hell came up with this stupid idea? That idiot Zhou Zha definitely couldn't. Captain Feng didn't look like either. It was probably either Monkey or Zhao Long.
"Deng Chao, didn't you act in skits before? I even went to watch the Tianjing Film Academy's graduation performance.”
"If there's a script, then there won't be a problem. Just act directly…"
There were plenty of scripts in the God Creation System, but which one should he choose?
Jiang Chen had seen many good skits in his previous life, and many of them had a deep impact. However, many of them required comedy big shots like Zhao Benshan, Song Xiaobao, and Feng Gong to perform. Ordinary people might not feel anything after testing them out.
Jiang Chen searched his memory again and again. He had no special requirements for the actors, and the props had to be simple. At the very least, he had to be able to use local materials and look good.
Right, Song Xiaobao was irreplaceable, but Shen Teng, Allen, and other big-name comedy actors had many good works, and they were not irreplaceable.
More importantly, Shen Teng's works were usually very meaningful and very suitable for such occasions.
Jiang Chen remembered that he had seen a good skit by Shen Teng before he came here. He would take it.
"Well, I'll write a script. Which one of you will act in it?”
"Instructor, although you're indeed amazing, there's a huge gap between us…"
Instructor, what's your education background?"
Jiang Chen was speechless.
F * ck, they were being looked down upon. Jiang Chen had graduated from Tianjing University, but no one else knew about it. Especially since Jiang Chen had already joined the army for three years at such a young age. No matter how one looked at it, he had graduated from junior high school.
"I graduated from Tianjing University's History Department. Why? Is there a problem?”
"How is this possible?"
"Yeah, Instructor, stop joking. You're so young, how is that possible?”
……
"I skipped a level."
After saying that, Jiang Chen took out his military officer's ID. On it, the column of academic qualifications was clearly written: undergraduate.
"Instructor, how many levels did you jump?”
"F * ck."
"I remember that there was a 13-year-old monster who got into University of Heaven. Could it be you, Instructor?”
"Instructor, you graduated from university at the age of 16? This is simply terrifying!"
After putting on a weak show, Jiang Chen began to discuss the program with them. Each company had to perform at least three programs, and the instructor had to participate in one of them.
Jiang Chen planned to perform one of his own performances. The other two would be a skit and a song.
Half an hour passed very quickly. When Jiang Chen and the others had prepared the props, they could already hear the loud applause in the military conference hall.
Captain Feng changed his usual dark face and smiled happily. No one knew what good thing he had encountered.
"Monkey, Three-Eyed (Jiang Chen), you're here.”
"D * mn, how could you bear to come back?”
"Why? Can't I come back to see you?”
"Tsk, I know you."
……
The person who was talking was the former team leader of Yan Huang's Team B, Liu Zigang. He was now the personal bodyguard of the First Bureau Chief. Not only was this kid handsome, but he was also just a little worse than Jiang Chen.
Moreover, he had been practicing external techniques since he was young. It was said that his body could withstand bullets.
"Haha, you have so many celebrities. What's the point of scolding them every day? It's simply a waste of resources. It's better to pull them out and let them perform.”
"F * ck, was this stupid idea from you?”Before Jiang Chen could say anything, Monkey was already furious. His situation was probably no better than Jiang Chen's.
"Brother Monkey, w-what's wrong? Isn't it easy for celebrities to perform?”
"Monkey, let's spar together tonight. No matter what, we've seen the world with the Bureau Chief. I think it shouldn't be a problem for him to fight the four of us alone.”
"Good idea." Hou Tiancheng's eyes lit up as he stared at Liu Zigang and chuckled.
"Three-Eyed, you've become bad." Liu Zigang was anxious. Hou Tiancheng alone could kill him. If the other three were to join in, it was unimaginable how sour and satisfying it would be.
Liu Zigang did not know that Jiang Chen had broken through. Otherwise, it would be too late to cry now.
"It's decided happily. Don't try to persuade me. As a comrade, it's only right for me to hold a welcoming ceremony for you when you come back to visit.”
Liu Zigang looked at Jiang Chen with a pleading look. Jiang Chen shrugged slightly." I'll try not to slap you in the face."”
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