In order to prove that he was indeed not short of money, Jiang Chen had no choice but to show her his nine-figure black card. Then, he promised that if there was anything he needed, he would look for her before barely finishing this article.
After chatting for a long time, Jiang Chen heard Young Master Hua's unique voice in the venue." Now, let's invite the soldiers of our Second Company to perform for the last time. It's said that this is a script written by their company commander. Speaking of which, I'm really looking forward to it.”
Jiang Chen sneaked back to the venue and saw Deng Chao and the others setting up the props.
A few sheets were hung on an iron rack to dry the clothes. A door was painted with paint. The words " Operating Room " were written on the door in red, and the words " Silence " were written on the door leaf in red. Then, a row of chairs was moved over to show off.
Not far from the upper left corner of the door was a camera. The style was very simple, and ordinary people would not be able to recognize it.
"Is this the rhythm of a skit?"
"After listening to so many songs, there's finally a skit.”
"Speaking of which, how can you rehearse a skit in such a short time?”
"I guess he acted in it before."
"Previous poster, are you stupid? I already said that it was written by the Great Demon King.”
"Live and watch, it's better than singing.”
"This item is the Scorpion Poop Poison.”
"Unique props, bedsheets, hahaha.”
……
The skit began.
Deng Chao walked out from behind the stage with a conflicted expression. He flipped his hair in a showy manner." I'm so angry. My wife's father is going to have an appendectomy. It's just a small operation, and she forced me to give the doctor a big red packet. I told her,'What era are we in now? The quality of doctors is pretty high now. No one accepts red packets anymore.' Before I could finish my sentence, her father took a rolling pin and gave me a big red packet. Do you think I should give it to her or not? Go ahead, I've lost my principles.' If I don't want to give it to you, I'll give it to you if I lose my life. However, the red packet doesn't contain money, it's paper!”
The audience burst into laughter. Even Jiang Chen, who had seen the skit before, was amused by Deng Chao.
"666, can I say that I've done the same thing before?”
"What bullsh * t principles? It's clearly just that you're worried about money, hahaha.”
……
Sun Li pushed Sun Wei (fictional character) up from the other side of the stage and said as she walked,"Dad, don't worry. It's just a small operation. It'll be over in a while. Besides, let me tell you, Shen Teng has found the best doctor for you.”
When Deng Chao saw his wife and father-in-law come out, he immediately ran over with a sad expression. He cried loudly and even wiped his tears twice as if it was a serious matter. It was as if the best actor had possessed him. Those who did not know the truth would think that he was really sad when they saw this.
"Dad, you have to hold on. If anything happens to you, I don't want to live anymore.”
Sun Wei had a look of disdain on his face." Forget it. You said that when your mother-in-law left.”
Sun Li: " What are you saying? You jinx!"”
Sun Wei: " It's okay. If I really can't come out later, I hope you can keep your word, Shen."
Deng Chao: " Dad, I didn't mean it that way. I was thinking that if I shout a few times, it would make us look like we have a good relationship.”
"Forget it, you…"
At this moment, the doctor suddenly lifted the bedsheet. No, he pushed open the door and came out. He said anxiously," Come, push the patient in. The surgery will begin immediately."”
Sun Li signaled with her eyes and secretly twisted it with her nails. In the end, she couldn't stand it anymore and shouted in disappointment,"Hey, hurry up, hurry up.”
Deng Chao's heart ached.”
"How do you know he doesn't want it if you don't give it to him?" Mary was exasperated.”
"Doctor, do you need it?"
The audience burst into laughter, laughing so hard that they couldn't even straighten their backs. Deng Chao, in particular, was giving the big red packet in a serious manner and asking the doctor if he wanted it.
"F * ck, he doesn't want to give red packets.”
"If I were that doctor, I would slap him to death.”
"Haha, I can't take it anymore. Let me rest for a while.”
"Deng Chao acted well."
"Sun Li's acting was clearly good. She must have really pinched him just now. Haha, you can tell just by looking at Deng Chao's constipated face.”
" Doctor: What the f * ck, this family is really the best.”
"My heart aches for the doctor. He probably doesn't know if he should accept it.”
……
"Do you think I can take it?"”
Deng Chao said seriously and righteously,"I don't think you can take it."
"Then it's over."
"But some people think you can take it." Deng Chao's face was full of resentment.”
The doctor said," Alright, I can understand how you family members feel. However, the hospital has a rule that forbids you from accepting red packets.”
"Just take it. Take a look."”
"It's a matter of principle. Don't dawdle."”
Deng Chao was delighted. He turned around and complained to Sun Li,"I told you he wouldn't want it, wife. What are you doing?"
Sun Li jumped up and down on the chair, blocking the camera drawn on the bedsheet with her hand. It looked very funny.
Sun Li innocently said," I'm helping you block the camera.”
The doctor said," Come down. You don't have to block it."”
Deng Chao: " Who knows? Hurry up and come down. Look at what you're doing. Dad hasn't settled down yet, and you're letting other departments take him away."”
Sun Li's face instantly broke into a smile." Hey, hey, hey, Doctor Liu, you don't have to be so polite with us. We're not family anyway."”
The doctor was helpless." Yes, we're not family. But your father is my patient. Even without this red packet, I will still cure his illness."”
Deng Chao said," Well said, Doctor Liu. You didn't let me down…" Before he could finish speaking, Sun Li slapped him to the ground.
"Who said that they don't have an uncle? Doctor Liu, look, we are not insensible people. Every industry has its own unspoken rules, so why don't you try it on us?”
The doctor: " Hey, stop. Even if there are people who accept red packets, it's an extremely rare phenomenon. It doesn't represent the entire medical system.”
"You're right, but I only know that if Red Packet is here, my dad will be."”
The doctor was extremely helpless. He reached out his hand to take the red packet from Sun Li's hand." Hey, if you continue to be like this, I won't be polite.”
Deng Chaoji quickly stood between the two of them and blocked Sun Wei. He said to Sun Li bitterly,"Look at you. You don't listen to me, and you don't listen to the doctor either." How many times do you have to be told before you can stop? Sun your face!"
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