Wang Xiaoming thought to himself that this was how Teacher Li usually taught. Hahaha, it was fun.
"F * ck. F * ck, I feel like I'm back in high school. I suddenly thought of my form teacher.”
"Uh, she really looks exactly like the form teacher.”
"It's done, Teacher."
"Wait for me, wait for me. I'll finish writing immediately.”
"There are many ways to block this gap, but this baobao is prepared to use the most laborious method. This will naturally depend on the situation. This baobao is prepared to find some flat stones to seal the back. This is relatively safer.”
"Then why are you so slow?”
"How can you talk to Teacher like that? You're so rude.”
"Sigh, I learned a lot today. I'll go to the back mountain of my house to try it some other day.”
"Can you be a little more mature in the back of the mountain? Don't say that you've watched Brother Ming's live broadcast when you go out.”
"Hui Tai Lang is coming to catch you tonight ~ Are you scared?"
There were piles of rocks all around, so it was easy to seal them up. After that, Wang Xiaoming started to look for firewood without stopping. He had to find enough firewood before dark so that he could last until tomorrow morning.
Half an hour later, Wang Xiaoming had found enough firewood.
"Sigh, this baobao's first time. He had actually spent the night here. Tonight was destined to be an extraordinary night.”
"Chu. Night... This is the first night in the wilderness. Please have some self-respect, teacher!!”
"Hahaha, Chu. Ye, you should start the fire earlier.”
"Little wimp, stop fooling around. Hurry up and start a fire to roast the spider.”
Wang Xiaoming nodded and found a rock to cushion his fart. She sat on a small rock and took out the electric mosquito swatter. However, when she took it out, it was still dripping.
"Electric Mosquito Swatter (F * ck ~)."
"D * mn, it's getting dark. How the hell are we going to start a fire?”
"It's time to summon Fourth Baby."
Wang Xiaoming looked at the electric mosquito swatter that had been completely scrapped. How could he have forgotten about it when he jumped into the stream in the afternoon?
Suddenly, Wang Xiaoming stood up, raised the electric mosquito swatter above his head, and threw it onto the pile of rocks on the ground.
The electric mosquito swatter instantly broke into several pieces, and the parts inside scattered all over the ground.
"Instructor Little Ming was extremely angry at this moment. He smashed the electric mosquito swatter into pieces without hesitation.”
"Then, I'll shout to the heavens, are you kidding me!”
"Hahaha, the two above are too talented.”
"Little Ming also has his moments of capsizing ~ Now, I can only make fire with bricks and wood ~~"
"Baby, don't cry. Stand up and pat me."
After the mosquito swatter was smashed, Wang Xiaoming did not cry or make a fuss. He just squatted down. He started to fiddle with the electric mosquito swatter that had been smashed into pieces.
In a short while, a small blue square component was removed by Wang Xiaoming.
The square part was the battery of the electric mosquito swatter. There were two wires on the battery, which should be the positive and negative poles of the battery.
Wang Xiaoming didn't say anything. He was pitifully fiddling around. As the camera was behind Wang Xiaoming, his fans didn't know what was going on.
He thought that Wang Xiaoming was drawing circles on the ground to curse someone.
After removing the battery, Wang Xiaoming took out the tinder he had just found from his pocket and placed it on the ground.
Wang Xiaoming picked up the two wires of the battery, one positive and one negative. Although the mosquito swatter was probably scrapped, this battery didn't have one.
Wang Xiaoming held a wire in his hand. As long as the two wires crossed, it would short-circuit the battery and cause sparks. Although doing so was very dangerous, the sky was getting dark. Wang Xiaoming did not want to have no fire at night.
Wang Xiaoming took a deep breath and then connected the positive and negative wires to the tinder.
As expected, sparks appeared! The tinder ignited almost instantly. The voltage of the battery was still very high, and the pure battery was not filtered by the voltage controller. The power was much greater than the electric mosquito swatter itself.
However, this time, the battery was completely scrapped. Fortunately, it did not explode...
"Ya! Fire! Didn't you say that little wimp doesn't have a lighter?"
"Fire Child? How did you do it?"
"Instructor Little Ming, may I ask how you were born?”
Only then did Wang Xiaoming turn the camera to the front. He first added some firewood to the tinder before pointing to the battery on the ground and saying,"There, isn't that it?"
"What is this? It looks like a battery?"
"D * mn, this little brat has quite a lot of ideas, but his courage is quite fat.”
"F * ck, so the streamer didn't throw the electric mosquito swatter because she was angry…I'm so ashamed."
"Host, is this dangerous?"
Wang Xiaoming added more firewood, then pointed at the battery on the ground and said seriously,"It's not dangerous, it's not dangerous. If it doesn't explode, it won't be dangerous. Fortunately, this baby's battery has passed the QL quality inspection. It's just burnt and didn't explode, so big brother and big sister must not imitate it.”
"I don't know!"
"As expected of Teacher Little Ming! I've memorized it!"
“......”
"Really? Why do I feel that something is wrong?"
"The person above also has the same feeling. Although it sounds very professional, I still feel that something is wrong.”
"F * ck, you little brat, you're really bold. I'm impressed!”
" That's awesome, my brother. But this SSS seems to be a food quality and safety testing organization…"
“**...”
"I've been tricked by the host again! How embarrassing!"
"I f * cking believed it and even remembered it!”
"Don't cry upstairs. Stand up and rub it!"
" Hahaha, the streamer is so awesome."
"Thank you Invincible Firestorm Wheels for gifting the streamer Fish Ball X2100! - Very impressive, please accept my fishballs.”
"Thank you, loli Ha Qi, for gifting the streamer with the Rocket X10! - Hubby, you're so awesome!"
"Thank you, Driver Dawa, for gifting the streamer an airplane X1! - Teacher Xiaoming is so awesome!"
"Thank you, Mute Loud, for giving the streamer 144 likes! - I'm impressed by you as an outdoor streamer!"
"D * mn, Instructor Little Ming, your wife is here and she even sent ten rockets! Wow ~"
"Wow, Little Ming, your little lover is a little tycoon ~~"
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