[System: Wild Water Duck, lives in a swamp in a marsh, half the size of an ordinary duck.] Black-spotted water snake, non-toxic. Likes to stay near ponds or swamps, preying on frogs, fish, and birds.
After seeing the information given by the system, Wang Xiaoming did not hesitate anymore and drew. He took out his dagger. It seemed that the water snake was not going to pay attention to him anyway, so he did not play any tricks and just attacked directly.
But before he made his move, Wang Xiaoming said to the camera,""Ordinary snakes will spit out their food and escape when they encounter danger. I don't know what's wrong with this water snake today. It insists on treating me as air.”
"Host, please don't break them up. You're the third party.”
"Snake: Baby Duck, let us live a carefree life together in the mortal world ~ Let's ride our horses and share the prosperity of the mortal world. Let's drink."
" Water Duck: Let go of me, damn you, let go of me quickly. Can't you see that there's someone watching?”
" Snake: I don't care, I just want to hug you. I don't care what others say about us, I just want to be with you. No one can separate us.”
"Pfft, it's a pity that you two don't write scripts. Hahaha, motherf * cker.”
"Streamer, you're heartless! You're annoying! You're being unreasonable! Humph ~"
"Damned transvestite upstairs, that's enough."
"Streamer: Can you guys be more mature like me?”
Looking at these extravagant bullet comments, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but sigh in his heart."Actually, the hardest part of being a streamer isn't my body, but my young mind. Why do I feel like all my fickle netizens have escaped from a mental hospital?”
After saying that, he squatted down. He stabbed the dagger into his body. He stabbed into the water snake's head. After entering, he didn't have any intention of stopping. He took the opportunity to finish off the duck.
After doing all of this, Wang Xiaoming looked at the water duck and water snake on the dagger with delight. The joy in his heart could not be described with words.
His luck was too good. It was better to say that he had picked up the image.
Wang Xiaoming chopped a small wooden stick and prepared to carry the ingredients for tonight on his back. The reason was that these two fellows were too dirty. They were covered in mud, and Wang Xiaoming did not want to throw them into his bag.
He cut a 1.5-meter-tall rope and made a simple hemp rope with water grass. It was very simple, just like how a girl braided her hair.
He tied the water duck and water snake to one end of the wooden stick, carried them on his shoulder, and continued to swagger forward. He looked very much like a little farmer who had just finished farming. It was very funny.
The disheveled Wang Xiaoming went around the pond in front of him and passed through another patch of water grass. Why? Because Wang Xiaoming had seen a few trees in that direction from the beginning.
Where there were trees, it meant that the ground was not wet. The mud was moist, and he might be able to spend the night there.
After passing through the water grass, a few big trees had already appeared not far from Wang Xiaoming. The surroundings of the big trees looked relatively dry, and the most important thing was that there was a small hill behind the trees.
Putting aside the reason why there was a small mound in the swamp, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but shiver when he saw this small mound.
This small mound looked more and more like a grave!
The small mound was also covered with weeds and a few small flowers.
"D * mn, host, why is there a grave here?”
"Grave your head, it's just a small mound that looks like a grave!”
"I also think it looks like a grave. Could there be a dead person buried inside?”
"You guys have such rich imaginations."
Wang Xiaoming placed the items on the ground first, then walked towards the small mound step by step. He walked around the mound twice, then climbed onto the mound and started jumping around.
The netizens were dumbfounded. What was going on? The live broadcast room exploded with comments.、
"What's this streamer doing? Why is he starting to dance at the grave?”
"F * ck. F * ck, Teacher Xiaoming has such a hobby. His taste is really extraordinary.”
"My friend and I were stunned.”
“6666666,”
"We don't understand the streamer's world.”
" Burial Mound Disco!!!!"
Wang Xiaoming jumped a few times before jumping back to the ground. Then, he said with a smile,"What grave dance? Baby is testing the quality of this small mound. The quality is not bad. Baby is going to dig a hole in this small mound at night and spend the night here.”
After hearing Wang Xiaoming's words, the netizens started to complain again.
"You have a personality! It would be fun if he dug out a skeleton.”
"Corpse: I'm already dead and you still want to snatch my house!”
"Hahaha, 666666! What a f * cking talent!"
Wang Xiaoming ignored the bullet comments and continued to size up the small mound. After deciding where to dig a hole, he turned around and walked to the tree to collect dry wood.
"There's no hurry with the small mound. It's getting dark now, so it's best to start a fire first.”
After gathering enough firewood, Wang Xiaoming walked towards the meadow.
He stood on the edge of the meadow. He pointed at a plant and said proudly,""This thing is called water candle cattail. Isn't it like the incense in the temple? This thing is the best to use as tinder.”
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