You can eat it if you cut off its head!
Basically, in Master Bei's show, he could eat any ant, spider, bug, snake, etc. that wasn't poisonous as long as he bit the head.
This was the secret behind how Master Bei stood at the top of the food chain and became a man who conquered the wilderness!
"So that's how it is. I've suddenly come to a realization.”
“23333。”
"What you said makes sense. I actually have nothing to refute.”
"I believe it, I believe it, I completely believe it this time.”
"6666, it seems like Master Bei's wilderness survival secret is actually hidden here.”
"You can eat it if you cut off the head. Quickly take a pen and write it down.”
"I think this sentence is going to be popular."
"You can eat it if you cut off its head!"
"You can eat it if you cut off its head!"
"You can eat it if you cut off its head!"
……
Indeed, this sentence became popular.
Nearly 10 million online viewers refreshed " You can eat it without the head " together. The scene was extremely spectacular.
The screen was filled with this sentence.
Later on, the audience would reply in their chat, WeChat Moments, and blog posts. Each of them would post a post, which meant that they would have tens of millions of posts. It would be difficult for them not to become popular.
"Congratulations to the host for creating a popular term on the internet. You are rewarded with 1 attribute point.”
Yuan Ye was slightly startled and was quite surprised."I didn't expect that I would actually lead the Internet trend. However, attribute points were good stuff, so he had to add them quickly.”
The attribute point awarded by the system could be freely distributed. Yuan Ye added 1 point to Strength without hesitation.
Originally, his initial strength attribute was 8 points. Previously, when he challenged the river mouth crocodile for the first time, he was rewarded with 3 points. Now, with the addition of 1 point, he had 12 points of strength attribute.
Yuan Ye clenched his fists and clenched his fingers tightly. He could feel the extraordinary strength.
"I wonder how much strength I'll have after the mission is over and I add 10 points to my strength attribute, making a total of 22 points.”
Yuan Ye was filled with anticipation. 22 points in attributes was more than double that of an ordinary person!
Yuan Ye faced the camera and grinned."In the future, when you see any mantis shrimp, eel, grass mud horse, or other divine beasts, you can just say that you can eat them without their heads.”
"Hahahaha, I'm convinced."
"You can eat it if you remove the head."
Faced with Yuan Ye's little humor, the viewers in the live streaming room laughed and walked out of the shadow of Taipan Snake.
Yuan Ye picked up the ordinary taipan snake that was nearly one meter long. Then, he took out a condom from his pocket and said to the camera,"This condom is going to come in handy. Do you know what I want to do?”
"Are you going to massage yourself?"
"2333, my wild god is amazing.”
"Ahem, this…do we need to mosaic it?”
"A 40-centimeter large penis.”
"Bah, it's clearly a 40-meter-long sword.”
"Go away, all of you. Wild God is mine. Only I can tolerate his length.”
"F * ck, a bunch of dirty gods. I can't stand it.”
"I'll add a small stone to show my respect.”
Most of the people in the live broadcast room began to tease him.
Especially the girls. The younger ones blushed and didn't dare to look.
Those who were older and more knowledgeable also blushed, but they stared at the condoms in Yuan Ye's hands and his strong physique.
There were even some people with big imaginations who could not help but think wrongly, their hearts trembling.
"Cough cough, can you guys be more serious? I want to put it on the Taipan's turtle…snake head. Bah, bah, bah…I was led astray by you, no, no…"
Yuan Ye was depressed. Why did he say that he had to put a condom on the snake's head?
“66666！”
"Wild God won't even let the snakes go now.”
"This is true hunger!"
"Is it the head of a snake or a turtle?”
"Can you guys not be so dirty?”
"Alright, I was wrong. I'm not wearing it on the snake's head. I'm using a condom to start a fire.”Yuan Ye let out a long breath and said.
"Use condoms to start a fire?"
"I don't know."
"Wake up, my brother."
"Ever since I entered this live-stream room, my skills have really improved.”
"The first part is knowledge, not posture, right?”
Yuan Yexian put the condoms back into his pocket and placed his palms on the ground. He realized that his body had almost recovered.
"Calm down, I'll deal with this Taipan first, then I'll teach you how to start a fire with a condom.”
"You guys have never seen this move before. You can try it in the future, hehehe…"
As he spoke, Yuan Ye grabbed the Taipan Snake's head and neck, opened his mouth, and bit the Taipan Snake's neck. He shook his head and pulled the Taipan Snake's hand, tearing the Taipan Snake's fine scales and revealing its bright red flesh.
"Bah!"
Yuan Ye spat out the snake blood in his mouth. The Taipan Snake was already dead.
"F * ck, so fierce!"
"Hmph, Taipan Snake, you dared to bite my boss, but now you're bitten to death by my boss, right?”
"Karma has reincarnation. If you don't believe me, see who the heavens will spare!”
"We'll deal with it later. I hope my lunch will be more delicious.”
Yuan Ye said to the camera as he wrapped the dead Taipan snake around its neck like a scarf.
His image looked extremely wild and masculine!
Then, he got up and gathered some dry grass and dead leaves to make tinder. He also got some branches to make firewood.
"This place isn't bad. It's backed by a rock, and in front of it is a small pool of water. There are two pincer rocks there, and the gap below forms a cool place for you to rest.”
Yuan Ye kneaded the tinder that he had collected, and after making it soft and fine, he held it with both hands into the shape of a bird's nest.
The sun was scorching hot, and the sun was extremely vicious.
In northern Australia, the sun was at its brightest at this time of the day. The temperature was extremely high, and it was unbearable.
Yuan Ye raised his head and looked at the sky. The glaring sunlight made it difficult for him to open his eyes, and sweat kept pouring out of his forehead.
He piled the tinder and firewood on the hot rock, wiped the sweat off his forehead, and said to the camera,""My friends, the temperature is extremely high right now. It's too hot. It's estimated to be 34 ° C. It's the hottest time in northern Australia, and the sun is at its most scorching.”
"My heart aches for the host."
"Ye Shen, I have a bottle of mineral water here. Tell me the address and I'll mail it over.”
"Isn't 30 degrees too much? I feel that it's quite cool in China.”
"2333, is it really good to pull aggro like this?”
Yuan Ye smiled and took out a condom again."Now it's time to show the real technology, and the function of the condoms will be revealed.”
Yuan Ye thought about the packaging and took out the condoms. Then, he ran to the pool to get water. He filled the condoms with water and turned them into a big water ball.
"D * mn, I'm f * cking convinced.”
"The latest usage of condoms!"
"I didn't expect it to be used to hold water.”
"Yoko, is it really okay for you to get so much water?”
"Why do I feel a little dirty?”
Ding…student card on board."
"It's your own thoughts that are too dirty.”Yuan Ye said to the camera as he twisted the heavy, water-filled condom and tied a knot at the end.
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