After thinking for a while, Lu Xiaofeng replied,""I've already thought of the next season's program. The destination is Tongshan Lake in Henan Province. It's said that the water monsters there are even more ferocious than those in Qinghai Lake. It's said that they've already swallowed several people. I don't know if it's true or not. Anyway, water monsters are just rumors. The purpose of this program is to explain and explore the truth of water monsters from a scientific perspective. I believe that most water monsters are just fish that you've never seen before. After all, the water is the world of the fish. I can do it. He could only use this fishing rod to catch them.”
"I've heard of the Copper Mountain Lake Monster before. It's said to be as big as a water buffalo and weigh more than a thousand pounds.”
"The person above is talking nonsense.”
"Bullsh * t, I said it was just a rumor, but it's not true.”
"Why are you so angry? Do you want to set a place and fight?”
"Damn it, why would I be afraid of you? I have a lot of money.”
"Hey, you're acting tough in front of me. You're the only one with money, right?”
"The moment I see you, I'll give you 10 rockets. Everyone, hurry up and grab the red packet. See that? It's tens of thousands of yuan.”
" In my dreams, she gave the streamer 20 rockets a thousand times. Everyone, hurry up and grab the red packets. Stop here and show off to me. My daily allowance is hundreds of thousands."”
"The moment I see you, I'll give the streamer 50 rockets. Everyone, hurry up and grab the red packets. I can buy a Ferrari with half a month's pocket money, believe it?”
"In my dream, she gave the streamer 80 rockets a thousand times. Everyone, go and give her a red packet. I won't say anything. I'll quietly watch you act cool!”
"Just you wait. I'll switch to another card and continue.”
"Tsk, you're acting tough with me. A card is only tens of thousands. Why are you acting like a tycoon?”
" 6666, the tycoons are going to fight. They're rich and willful. They can smash rockets and spaceships as they please.”
“6666……”
"I'm convinced!"
In an instant, the screen was filled with 6666. Lu Xiaofeng saw that these two rich second-generation heirs were fighting. He thought that this was not a joke. Sooner or later, he would tip all his father's money. At that time, it would be troublesome if he got into a lawsuit.
Lu Xiaofeng quickly stopped them." The two tycoons are making things difficult for the streamer. I'm extremely grateful that you're willing to give gifts. I'm really worried about the anger here. Alright, I'll organize a party another day. Everyone can come out and have a drink."”
Seeing that Lu Xiaofeng had personally stepped forward to mediate and even stopped their gifts from flooding the screen, the audience was all convinced. If it were any other streamer, they would have been eager for these two rich second-generation heirs to continue fighting.
"Alright, since Chief Feng has spoken personally, I won't argue with you.”
"Motherf * cker, you make it seem like I want to argue with you.”
Seeing that the two of them were going to fight again, Lu Xiaofeng was speechless and quickly said,""The two tycoons are both hot-blooded men. Why don't you listen to me tell a joke to lighten the atmosphere?”
"Everyone, quiet down. Master Feng is telling dirty jokes.”
"Joker Lu Xiaofeng, wait for me to finish this bowl of noodles first.”
"Prepare to call the police. Old drivers, control the steering wheel well to prevent the car from overturning.”
"6666, I'm watching Master Feng's show for the jokes.”
Lu Xiaofeng said seriously,""An old farmer brought a sow to the veterinarian station to ask the veterinarian to breed the sow."Looks like artificial breeding is needed. What do you think?”The old farmer hesitated for a long time. Finally, he mustered up the courage to take off his pants and said to the doctor in embarrassment,"Please help me hold it down."
The doctor was dumbfounded and at a loss.
The old farmer said awkwardly,"I'm afraid it'll bite me!"
"I'll bite your grandpa…This is f * cking artificial breeding, what is this old farmer trying to do?”
"Haha…I'm going to spit…"
"Chief Feng, could that old farmer be you?”
"Chief Feng, is this the reason you f * cked a pig?”
"Lu Xiaofeng, I want to chop you up. I raise pigs…How am I supposed to face the words 'artificial breeding' in the future?”
"The doctor said,'No problem. I'll leave the rest to you and the front to me!”
" F * ck, the person above is simply too lost. He can't turn this corner…"
"Where's my integrity? Where's my integrity?"
" Oh my god, I'm watching a fishing livestream…"
Zhang Tian 'ai, who was sitting in front of the computer, was listening to Lu Xiaofeng's joke with a cute face. Why did he have to take off his pants to artificially breed pigs?
Zhang Tian 'ai paused for a few seconds when he saw the comments on the screen. Then, he reacted and almost fell off the sofa from laughing.
Zhang Tian 'ai took the stuffed bear and typed on the computer.""Bastard Lu Xiaofeng, give me back my integrity!”
At this time, Lu Xiaofeng also smiled evilly and said,""Everyone, do you still remember the riddle from last time? Now, I've thought of another one. Let's guess together!”
"I'm guessing your uncle, you scheming dog. There are many girls in the live broadcast room. Don't teach children bad things.”
"Master Feng, please let her go. She's still an innocent little girl.”
"Chief Feng, you're here again?"
Lu Xiaofeng cleared his throat and said seriously,""The riddle is like this. An object is seven inches long. In the middle of the night, the water flowed out, only to see the short but not long; It was something he often used when the lights went off.”
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