"Streamer, good trick. I'm convinced this time!”
"Host, what are you betting on?"
Lu Xiaofeng thought for a moment and said," Let's bet on whether I can take out the 30 kinds of seasonings I mentioned just now from this small box!"”
"Pfft, streamer, are you moving?"
"2333333, you beat the streamer. I really can't guess!”
"Streamer, are you fishing or having a picnic?”
"I must have met a fake streamer!”
"I remember what the host said just now. If you miss one thing, you have to use your earthworms to catch eels!”
"It's more like fishing for shrimps. Why is the streamer fishing for eels with that little bug?”
Looking at the screen full of bullet comments, Lu Xiaofeng thought that he must have encountered a group of funny people. He suddenly looked at everyone with a wretched face and reached into the toolbox to take out small bottles one after another.
"This is black pepper powder, chili powder, and this, chili sauce, barbecue sauce, honey, white sesame, cumin powder, tomato juice…"
"..." The scene fell into awkwardness! All the audience members watched as he took out small bottles one after another from the unassuming box.
After a full two minutes, Lu Xiaofeng was filled with bottles and jars, and all the seasonings were available!
As Lu Xiaofeng said this, he suddenly reached his hand into the toolbox again. After searching for a long time, he suddenly took out a cucumber! His expression was a little awkward!
Watching Lu Xiaofeng take out so many things from the small toolbox like magic, the audience all widened their eyes, especially the last juicy cucumber.
"Pfft! The streamer is too f * cking funny. I'm laughing so hard that I can't breathe."
"Streamer, you idiot, I'm going to sue you!”
"F * ck, I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. What the hell is a cucumber!”
Lu Xiaofeng awkwardly looked at the screen, threw away the cucumber, and dug again!
Eggplants!
F * ck!
He dug again!
Carrot!
He dug again! It was a little heavy!
He pulled it out and took a look!
Winter Melon!
Lu Xiaofeng was extremely embarrassed. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he looked at the camera.
Zhang Tian 'ai, who was drinking beef, was also watching Lu Xiaofeng's live broadcast on his tablet. The beef hadn't even gone down his throat.
Puff!
Zhang Tian 'ai was so happy that she burst out laughing and sprayed the table with her saliva! Thinking of the cucumbers and eggplants, Zhang Tian 'ai laughed so hard that he threw himself on the table.
" What brainless streamer? Poisonous!"
"Lu Xiaofeng, compensate me for my image. I'm eating at a restaurant, I'm laughing so hard.”
"Joker Lu Xiaofeng, old driver Lu Xiaofeng!”
"Cucumber and eggplant can be explained, but what the hell is a winter melon?”
"Streamer, you're a scheming dog!"
"I played Han Xin the Thief f * cking 6 and gave the streamer 3 Rockets, go grab the Red Envelopes! This show is poisonous."
"My name is Tai Ritian. I'll give the streamer two rockets. Go and grab the red packet! After holding it in for so long, I finally couldn't help but give her a gift.”
"I want to touch your penis, it's just a simple test. I'll give you a rocket. Go and grab the red packet.”
Seeing the screen full of rockets, Lu Xiaofeng was very happy. Being loved by the audience was undoubtedly the greatest support for his show. He quickly thanked him,"Thank you very much for your gifts. Your support is my motivation.”
Lu Xiaofeng threw the winter melon aside awkwardly and took two bites of a carrot as an appetizer before eating the grilled fish.
" Host, can you stop eating carrots…"
"Host, please don't face the camera. I want to f * cking laugh when I see you now! Hahaha…"
"It was clearly a fishing show, but you f * cking turned it into a crosstalk show!”
"I suddenly feel that the water monster is not scary at all!”
Seeing the screen full of bullet comments, Lu Xiaofeng touched his small mustache and shook his head.""You people are shallow and don't know how to appreciate. You care too much about my appearance, so you ignore my inner beauty. I know I'm handsome, but you don't have to use my looks to cause trouble all day long, right?”
"I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen such shameless people!”
" Streamer, I was wrong. Please let me go!"
" If Gu Long knew that the Lu Xiaofeng in his novel looked like you, he would probably be dead already, hahaha…"
"God comment above, forgive me for laughing unkindly.”
"I swear I didn't mean to mock the streamer's looks…I was laughing from the bottom of my heart!”
" It wasn't until I met the host that I truly understood the meaning of the word 'ugly'. Don't misunderstand, host. I definitely didn't mean to mock you. I'm just telling the truth, hahaha..."
Lu Xiaofeng shook his head when he saw that the group of idiots in the live broadcast room were using his handsome appearance to cause trouble. He continued to sprinkle all kinds of seasonings on the grilled fish.
After waiting for all kinds of seasonings to be evenly applied, Lu Xiaofeng flipped the grilled fish by the fire again. Looking at the golden color of the fish meat that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't wait to put a piece into his mouth.
At this moment, Lu Xiaofeng felt the sudden deliciousness, which was intoxicating. As he savored it carefully, the crispy and chewy fish meat carried the unique taste of Qinghai Lake. It ruthlessly collided with his taste buds. It was very wonderful.
In an instant, his satisfied expression made the audience in the live broadcast room forget Lu Xiaofeng's appearance.
His entire face was literally the definition of 'delicious'!
Lu Xiaofeng said as he ate the fish," Huangyu is a cold-water scaleless fish. Its body is fat and its meat is tender. It has high fat and protein content and is rich in nutrition. You can go to the aquatic market and buy a 500-gram Huangyu to cook at home. You can just cook it in the usual way. There's nothing special about it."”
"I want to ask the host if the Huangyu in the aquatic products market are all farmed by the fish ponds. What if we can't buy wild ones?”
"You're right. Wouldn't it be a big loss if you buy Huangyu for 85 RMB per catty?”
At this moment, a viewer in the live broadcast room asked.
Seeing the audience's question, Lu Xiaofeng swallowed the rest of the fish in one gulp and quickly explained,""Everyone, don't worry. Huang fish can't be artificially raised. As I explained earlier, a 500-gram Huang fish needs ten years to grow. If it was artificially raised, the fish owner would have gone bankrupt long ago.”
After the audience heard Lu Xiaofeng's explanation, they immediately understood.
"Streamer 666, it's good to read more books!”
"Putting aside looks, the streamer is actually very attractive!”
"It's not easy being a conscientious streamer. We may be joking, but deep down, you still like the streamer, right? Everyone, give me a wave of gifts!"
"Hai Tianyi gifted the streamer 2 rockets, everyone go grab the red packets!”This viewer immediately took the lead to give a gift after sending the bullet comments.
"Shi He Distance has given the streamer a rocket. Everyone, go and grab the red packet! Heaven's Wings 'tycoon was right. Chief Feng, don't cry. Stand up and rub! We are all your fans!"
"…Giving the streamer a plane!”
"…Giving the streamer 7 shark fins!”
"... Free streamer 500 fishballs!”
"…I'll give the streamer 800 fishballs!”
Boom! Boom! Boom!
At this moment, the live broadcast room suddenly exploded.
Countless rockets flew across the screen!
"Xiao 'ai gifted the streamer 10 rockets. Everyone, hurry up and grab the red packets!”
As soon as the gifts were sent out, the viewers in the streaming room were dumbfounded. What kind of tycoon was this Xiao 'ai?
He was a newbie?
10 rockets were worth 10,000 yuan!!
As expected, there were so many hidden tycoons.
"Xiao 'ai, I'm here to lick your boots and worship you.”
"Tycoon, let's be friends?"
"Everyone, did you see that? This is a true tycoon!”
"Host, you can do it. This is the first time I'm watching a live broadcast, and it might also be the last time I'm watching a live broadcast. The path of life is not easy. I hope you can persevere and realize your dreams!”
Zhang Tian 'ai was ready to go offline after sending this bullet comment. The Turbot fish in the steamed fish cabinet was ready. She had to go for lunch. A celebrity like her naturally didn't have the mood to spend time watching live programs. All kinds of jobs were already packed, and today was just a small holiday.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed as he ate the fish. At this time, he thought of a new book opened by a friend of his, so he took the opportunity to advertise.
"Dear viewers, I have a friend who wrote a novel on the Feilu novel website. It's called 'Wild River Monsters'. Please help me collect one. Thank you!”
This book comes from：m.funovel.com。