"I'm not dead, hahaha!" Yun Tianle suddenly sat up and found herself lying on a big bed. She shouted happily.
Not long ago, a bolt of lightning struck him. He thought he was going to die, but he woke up and came to an unfamiliar place.
He looked around and found that there were only a few candles lit in the room, which made it seem a little dark. The decoration in the room was very simple. There were only a bed and some chairs. There were no other objects.
"He's really f * cking poor!" Yun Tianle cursed silently in his heart. Clearly, he was not satisfied with the decorations in this room.
"Welcome to the new world, I am the strongest system!”A gentle voice sounded in Yun Tianle's heart.
"Who, who is talking?" Yun Tianle was startled by this sudden voice and hurriedly looked around.
"Host, don't panic. I'm the system elf, Xiao Die. I'm very happy to tell you that you've been selected by the system and have transmigrated!”Xiao Die's voice was very gentle as she spoke softly.
"Transmigrated? Or a martial arts world?" Yun Tianle was shocked. He suddenly remembered that Little Butterfly had just said that she welcomed him to the world of the Smiling Proud World of Martial Arts.
"Damn it, I'm rich!”Yun Tianle jumped three feet high and almost jumped up. He had been yearning for the world of the Smiling Proud Pugilistic World for a long time. He did not expect to really have the opportunity to cross over today.
He calmed down for a moment and suppressed the excitement in his heart. He suddenly remembered the system that Xiao Die had just mentioned and hurriedly asked,"That Xiao Die, what is this strongest system? Is it very powerful?”
"Very powerful!" Xiao Die said in an unquestionable tone," The so-called flirting system is a kind of flirting system. The host needs to constantly flirt with girls and win the hearts of beautiful women. According to the difficulty of the beautiful women, the host will receive corresponding points. The points can be exchanged for items in the Imperial Woman System Exchange Mall.”the system said.
Yun Tianle was instantly excited when he heard that. He thought," The tables have turned. I'm so awesome now. Which system doesn't have a good life? This Female Control System actually wants me to pick up girls. This is my forte. Does it want me to f * ck a hundred girls every day and become the strongest stallion in history?" Hahaha, Yue Lingshan, Yi Lin, Ren Yingying, Blue Phoenix…Ladies, wait for me. I, Yun Tianle, am coming.”
Yun Tianle was so happy that his heart bloomed with joy. He danced with joy and wished he could go out now. He could not sit still anymore. He had been drooling over the beauties of the Proud Smiling Martial World for a long time.
"Gah! What's going on?" Yun Tianle's joy turned into sorrow. He suddenly realized that he was wearing a monk's robe and cried out in surprise. He then touched his big bald head and almost cried out.
"Damn it, you want me to pick up girls, but you want me to be a monk? Aren't you trying to trick me? Now that I'm locked up in the monk temple, how can I leave the mountain? I can't even go down the mountain, so how can I pick up girls?”Yun Tianle cursed angrily.
"How f * cking unlucky!" Yun Tianle sighed heavily again. He lay on the bed and looked at the roof.
"Host, don't be discouraged. In fact, monks were very popular in ancient times. Didn't you see how popular Tang Sanzang was with female demons? Don't be discouraged. You have to believe in yourself.”Seeing that Yun Tianle was about to quit, Xiao Die hurriedly encouraged him.
Yun Tian Le heard Xiao Die's words and immediately regained some confidence.""Alright, then I'll be a flowery monk with aspirations, hahaha.”
His laughter stopped halfway. He felt that something was missing from his body. His lower body seemed to be empty and a little windy.
He reached out his right hand and touched it. It was just that this touch was not serious, but it actually gave him a fright and almost fainted.
"I've become a eunuch?" Yun Tian Le cried out in pain, scared out of his wits. He hurriedly took off his pants to check.
"I really don't have any more. You fucking Xiao Die, accompany me.”The more he scolded, the sadder he became." You cursed the heavens. You sent me here and gave me a seemingly awesome female control system. In the end, you've turned me into this. Why are you still controlling a f * cking woman?!"”
Yun Tianle broke down and wanted to curse.
"That young man, the system did make some small mistakes during the teleportation process, but it doesn't matter. I'll give you some compensation in return.”The system, Xiao Die, said awkwardly. This was also her first time teleporting someone to the Wuxia world. Her technique was a little rusty, and she had lost Yun Tianle's life.
When Yun Tianle heard Little Butterfly say that it was a small mistake, he was furious and scolded,""Small my ass, what are you doing? I quit. Hurry up and send me back. I want to go on strike. I want to go home.”
"Sorry, once the system is bound to the host, it cannot be changed, nor can it be sent back.”Xiao Die poured cold water on him, completely cutting off Yun Tianle's hope.
Yun Tianle was very depressed. He could only be realistic. After a moment, he remembered that the system wanted to give him some compensation. He seemed to have a glimmer of hope and said,"What's that compensation gift bag?”
"The compensation gift pack is full of good things. It will help you pick up girls. As long as the host obtains enough points, you can exchange them in the mall!”Xiao Die said seductively.
"At least you have some conscience!" Yun Tianle's heart relaxed a little." Then hurry up and give me the big compensation gift bag."”
"A big compensation package has been issued. Please accept it.”
"The host is rewarded with the zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting skills, the detoxification and poisoning skills, and an elemental energy pill.”
"What the hell are these things? What's the use of these things? Are there any martial arts manuals or something like that?”Yun Tian Le looked at these skills, and the fighting spirit that had just ignited in his heart was castrated again.
"I don't have any martial arts manuals. You have to find them yourself or save up enough imperial female points to exchange for them in the mall.”Xiao Die said.
"F * ck!" Yun Tianle couldn't help but curse. In this Wuxia world, without martial arts, one was simply trash. If one wanted to pick up girls, they would be beaten to death.
"Host, don't underestimate these skills. The zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting skills are divine skills to pick up girls. The skills to poison and detoxify will allow you to succeed in the martial arts world.”Xiao Die saw that Yun Tian Le had the intention to quit and hurriedly comforted him.
"It's really a bad choice!”Yun Tianle sighed and revealed a miserable expression. He felt that he was really too f * cking miserable.
When others transmigrated, they were all arrogant and cool. They brought you to show off and bring you to fly. When he came, he became a eunuch. It was really infuriating to compare people. He was simply a tragic brother.
"Host, please act as soon as possible and get the first beauty within three months. Otherwise, the exchange will be delayed for a year.”Xiao Die's voice sounded in Yun Tianle's ears. It was like adding insult to injury.
"I'll wipe!" Yun Tianle cursed a few more times to vent the hatred in his heart.
"Junior Brother Fang Xie, Senior Brother has come in.”Just as Yun Tianle was frowning, a soft cry suddenly came from outside the door. Then, the door was pushed open with a creak, and an old monk in a kasaya slowly walked in.
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