"Ridiculous hypocrites, die with me.”
"F * ck, that idiot is going crazy at night. I still need to sleep.”
"Who is it? It's so late at night.”
"Ah, another lunatic."
"Boohoo, Mom…。。。。。。。”
"En, didn't I already die? Where am I?”In a very ordinary five-story building in a very ordinary neighborhood
In one of the rooms, our main character, Li Chen, muttered.
The computer in front of him was still on, and the popular harem show, Sword Dance of the Elf Envoy, was playing on the screen. He touched his face and said,
" En, I have some room. Is it tears?" Li Chen mocked himself.
She got up and walked to the bathroom to look at herself in the mirror.
"Hehe, I didn't realize before that I'm actually a crybaby.”Li Chen looked at himself in the mirror.
When she returned to her room, she saw the digital watch hanging in the room. It showed number 12.
"Yes, if my memory is correct, I should have worn it after winter break. Although I don't know the exact time, it should be correct.”
"Then was my transmigration a dream? Hehe, it was a dream, it was a dream, ah ah.。。。。。。”
Walking to his own room, looking at this familiar and unfamiliar place, Li Chen's eyes were filled with deep tears.
"Haha, it's a dream, Kamiyo. I wish you a few hundred demon kings and a few hundred pigs to beat you up.。。。。。。。Cough cough, damn, my throat hurts."
He turned on the computer and looked at the screen. The beautiful and moving young lady was fighting non-stop. How beautiful.
He drank his drink, watched videos, and read light novels.
"Ah, what a joy. Was the previous one an idiot? He actually didn't want such a life.”
"Oh, what a life."
" Playing on the computer, watching videos, and occasionally cuddling with 2D girls. This is life."
"Oh, how about a 2D beauty?”
"Oh, Goodjob, that's heaven.”
"Yeah, what kind of girl do you want? Junior sister, junior sister, classmate, classmate, female teacher, childhood sweetheart, rich young miss, blonde hair...
Black hair, brown hair, silver hair, long hair, medium-long hair, short hair, clear soup noodles, straight hair, curly hair, ion perm, double ponytail, single ponytail, double braid, single braid, wavy hair, messy curly hair, sailor suit, suit uniform, sports uniform, judo suit, archery uniform, nanny, nurse, maid, policewoman, witch, nun, soldier, secretary, loli, tsundere girl, cheerleader, flight attendant, waitress, black goth suit, white goth suit, cheongsam, bedridden beauty-girl. White Wave, Paranoia, Dual Identity, Queen, Princess, Stockings, Garters, Cross-dressing, Glasses, Eye Mask, Bandages, School Swimwear, One-piece Swimsuit, Bikini, V-shaped Swimsuit, String Swimsuit, Monster, Ghost, Beast-eared Girl.。。。。。。。。。”
"En, they're all pretty good, but the best ones are still our natal ones, Tongzi and Godchild.”
"Yeah, that's sissy. Your taste is a little bit like that.”
"Yes, yes. As long as there's love, everything will be fine.。。。。。En, speaking of which, who are you?"
"We've been talking for so long, and you've only just realized that the reflex arc is a little too long.”
"None of your business. Who are you? Do you believe that I'll sue you for trespassing?”
"Aren't you afraid?"
"Why should I be afraid? Zombies, skeletons, hellhounds, and even demon kings, I've seen them before.”
"Alright, you win. Let me introduce myself. I'm the invincible super awesome king in the universe.。。。。。。。(Omitting ten million words) of Kamisama.”
"The one who made me transmigrate."
" That's right. It was the great me who heard your prayers and allowed you to transmigrate. How about it? Why aren't you offering your knees?"
"F * ck (F * ck, why can't I say it)"
"Hehe, the great I know that you are a blabbermouth. In order not to be banned, I can only ban you.”
"I'm XXX!"
"En, what did you say? Oh, I forgot. I'll let you speak immediately.”
"I…"
"Can't you say something normal and believe that I won't destroy you?”
"Camisama, please forget about me.”
"Mhm, at least you know your place."
"Yeah, that's not right. Why should I apologize? Oh right, Kami, you bastard. Tell me, why do other people always cheat when they transmigrate? Why am I so miserable?”"That's normal. Who do you think you are? Do you think you're the main character just because you dress up? Are you kidding me? Speaking of which, the main character is just something you guys say. How can there be a real main character in this world?”
"Then, am I not already dead? Or is this just a dream?”
"You can call it a dream, but you can also call it reality. This can be considered a test for you.”
"Are you kidding me? What test? Give me an explanation.”
"It means that I want you to be my contractor and go to another world.”
"No, I won't go even if I die. Do you think I'll fall for it a second time?”
"I'll give you an awesome system."
"No, why didn't you give it to me last time?”
"I already said that last time was a test. En, plus a super strong bloodline, unique in the world.”
"No, even if you give me a divine artifact, I won't go.”
"The world that I transmigrated to is a two-dimensional world, which is also an anime world.”
"Please accept me."
"En en, not bad. You're a promising child. Then let's go."
"Okay, wait a minute. This time, can you be more abnormal?”
"No problem."
"There's also the system and a bloodline. En, it's best if you give me a divine artifact.”
"Greedy brat, get lost.”
With a lifetime of screams, our protagonist wore it again.
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