Pokémon Loser is Crazy
1 Hollywood Police Department

Ye Lunsu

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In a police station, a green-haired lady in uniform was lecturing the young man in front of her."Xiao Xiang, this is the third time you've been sent to the police station. This time, your identity as an Alliance Trainer has been revoked.”

Xiao Xiang ignored the green-haired lady and stared at the brown-patterned puppy beside her. He drooled and said,""This must be a Kati dog. I heard it's very rare, Miss Junsha ~"

"Hey! Are you even listening to me? Your Alliance Trainer status has been revoked!”Miss Junsha's eyes widened.

Xiao Xiang waved his hand indifferently,"It doesn't matter. I've been over fifteen years old in prison. I'm just sixteen now. That means I didn't get any benefits from being a trainer in the Alliance, right? It's useless to revoke it. Return my things to me. I'm leaving!" At the end of his sentence, Xiao Xiang started to get excited again…

"Xiao Xiang!" Jun Sha shouted. "No matter what, I'll let you out this time. You'll have to be a proper person and find a job. You're already an adult now. Don't do anything stupid. If you poach in the wild wilderness reserve now, you'll be in jail for the rest of your life. Humph!"”After saying that, Junsha threw a backpack, an illustrated book, and an old sprite ball to Xiang.

"Haha, although I didn't get it from Dr. Oki, it's about time. Hehe, only an idiot would go to the wilderness reserve to find trouble. Anyway, I won't! Bye bye!" Xiao Xiang picked up his backpack, turned around, and waved the hand that was holding the sprite ball, showing Miss Junsha his handsome back.

After leaving the police station, the red-haired young man, Xiao Xiang, who was dressed in a black punk outfit, turned around and looked at the police station's signboard-"Hollywood Police Department." He smiled slightly and ran towards the place in his memory. At this moment, Junsha, who was sitting in the police station, asked in a low voice,""Strange, this guy seems to have changed into another person. Isn't he that idiot himself? How pitiful ~"

That's right, the Xiao Xiang in Miss Junsha's memory was indeed a pitiful person. He had been an orphan since he was young and had no guardian. All the assets left behind by his parents had been donated by this silly boy to become an alliance trainer. Unfortunately, when he was ten years old, a tragedy happened. Four children set off at the same time in Hollywood. Xiao Xiang was too excited to sleep all night and was late the next day. Without the protagonist's halo, the child would be late. What was even more tragic was that there was no Initial Fairy. As a result, he could only stay in the city and could not travel.

After that, Xiang tried everything he could to knock out a green caterpillar with a rock and used five Sprites to subdue it. He thought that he could set off on the path of a Pokémon master, but Xiang's tragic life did not end there. Along the way, he fought and met a bug catching boy, a cram school boy, a street gangster, a science class boy, a middle-aged traveling uncle, and all kinds of trainers.

In the end, he was defeated and miserable along the way. He was abused by the three fairies, beaten by small fists, electrocuted by small magnetic monsters, and the most shameful thing was defeated by the unicorn, a fairy of the same level. The sorrowful green caterpillar had finally gained enough experience to evolve from its defeat.

However, after evolving, he didn't become much stronger. He only learned the ultimate skill of becoming hard. As a result, he suffered a crushing defeat and was miserable along the way. During the journey, he was used as a shield by Xiao Xiang many times to block the attacks of wild elves. In the end, under Xiao Xiang's excited gaze, this guy once again evolved into the ultimate evolution form-Ba Da Die. Speaking of which, it should end up in a miserable life.

However…It seemed that Xiao Xiang had not grown up after being abused along the way. The trainer's level was so low that it made one's hair stand on end. Therefore, Ba Da Die, who had grown hard wings, flew away in shame. Why was it shameful? It was because he had never returned. The last sprite ball also returned to its initial state, and Xiao Xiang was trapped in the forest.

After that, when Little Xiang got lost, he accidentally got lucky and walked to the Wild Wilderness Reserve. He found that the fairies here were much more docile than other wild fairies. He thought that he could get rid of them with one elf ball. He could also get another beginner elf and continue his path as a Pokémon Master. Without hesitation, he took out his sprite ball, but before he could throw it, he was caught by Miss Junsha, who was still in her internship. As a result, the tragic Xiao Xiang was taken away and spent three months in the police station.

After coming out, Xiao Xiang was not discouraged. He still wanted to become a trainer and a Pokémon master. Therefore, he worked as a cleaner at Hollywood Academy, earned some money, bought a few Pokémon balls, and set off again. Because of the green caterpillar incident, Xiao Xiang had learned his lesson. He immediately set his sights on the wild wilderness reserve. The little sprites there were much stronger than the green caterpillars, and their personalities were docile. He might be able to catch a good sprite there. As for whether he could catch one or not, Xiao Xiang had long forgotten about it.

Unfortunately, Miss Junsha was everywhere. The second time, she was arrested and sent back to the police station for half a year. The sprite ball was also confiscated. Only the green caterpillar sprite ball was determined to be not a newly bought sprite ball, so it was kept.

After coming out this time, Xiao Xiang felt that the world was very dark and life was not good, so he joined the delinquents as if his brain had gone crazy. Because there were no fairies around, they were often ridiculed and laughed at by their bad companions.

The resentful Little Xiang was enraged and exploded! No matter how dark his life was, it couldn't stop the brainwashed Xiao Xiang! Therefore, the third time they set off, Xiao Xiang did not hesitate to go to the wild wilderness reserve to catch the little elves. However, after the previous lesson, Xiao Xiang did not go to catch the slightly rarer little elves. Instead, he prepared to find a small river and fish nearby. Even catching a king carp would be fine. After evolution, it would be a rare and powerful little elf. Xiao Xiang, who had a fixed mindset, did not think that there were actually King Carps everywhere. He carried his fishing rod and headed for the wilderness reserve.

What would the consequences be? It was unknown if there were surveillance cameras installed everywhere in the wild wilderness reserve, but Miss Junsha, who had already become a full-time employee and was wearing a uniform, appeared in front of Xiao Xiang again and arrested the indignant Xiao Xiang back to the police station. Actually, this time, he was intercepted halfway. He was arrested before the crime was established, but the stubborn Xiao Xiang did not refute. He was locked up for another year.

Three days ago, the tragic life finally came to an end. Xiao Xiang was cursing the heavens in the detention center's field. It was terrifying when his anger exploded. That day, dark clouds covered the sky and lightning flashed. It was unknown where a thunderbolt came from, but the 15-year-old sad Xiao Xiang was officially KO 'ed by a passing divine bird, the Lightning Bird.

The sorrowful Xiang tilted his head, but the hopeful Xiang bro appeared.

Back then, when Xiang was still in elementary school, he loved Pokemon cartoons the most. He even bought a video game console, the yellow version of Pokemon. It was so expensive that it was equivalent to an adult's monthly salary at that time. It was unknown if it was because of the tragic Xiang. Unfortunately, it was stolen by her classmates when she graduated from sixth grade. Oh my god ~~~

After that, Brother Xiang bought a video game console. Tall, rich, and handsome! In the future, Brother Xiang would buy discs and watch them. When he was in his twenties, he finally couldn't hold it in anymore. The nostalgic Brother Xiang wanted to write a Doujin novel.

But…Before Xiang Bro could do anything, he fainted in front of the computer.

The moment he woke up, he was stunned! He wore it! Was there! Transmigration into a prison, right? However, he was soon confused by the memories in his mind. In the end, when he woke up again, there were only two words left in his mind: " Let's go!"

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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