However, just as everyone was puzzled, Lin Feng loosened his grip and the bird flew up.
Lin Feng twisted his waist and lightly waved his hands, performing the Turtle-speed Fist he practiced in the morning. After that, the tits…flew away!
He was a little stunned, but the stream was filled with " 233333 " and " 666666 ". Even Zhao Liying and Zhang Junning, who were behind him, laughed.
This was too funny.
It was not easy to catch a bird, but he let it go. He even said that he wanted to practice. Could it be that he wanted to practice the legendary highest technique on the mahjong table, catching a chicken with his bare hands?
However, they couldn't laugh anymore.
Lin Feng drew in a deep breath and grabbed another titmouse. Just as it escaped from Lin Feng's palm, it wanted to flap its wings and fly away. However, Lin Feng smiled faintly and merely stretched out his hand. He gestured with his palm under the titmouse's body. The bird fluttered as though it had fallen into a mud pond. It struggled with all its might but it was unable to fly out.
"This…"
The two girls were completely dumbfounded.
Lin Feng threw the bamboo cage in his other hand onto the ground and started playing with it happily.
He continued to punch, Wild Horse's Mane Splitting, Sparrow's Tail Holding, Single Whip, Cross Hands, Turning and Blocking Punch...
Whether he flipped up and down, squatted down, or jumped up.
The titans were all by his side. Just like how Lin Feng used his hand to negate the force of their wings, they struggled with all their might but kept circling around Lin Feng.
This scene shocked everyone until they were dumbfounded.
There was actually such a magical martial art in the world!
It looked soft, like a flower rack that old men and women played in the park, but it contained such domineering power!
Suddenly-
Lin Feng's body trembled. A cry that sounded like a cow's roar and a cricket's cry burst forth from the joints of Lin Feng's entire body. The titmouse instantly fainted from the impact. Lin Feng squatted down and picked up the bird. After gently stroking it for a while, the titmouse woke up and wanted to fly away. However, Lin Feng grabbed it again.
Looking at the tits, he was overjoyed.
It turned out that the information given to him by the system was true. When he reached the great success stage of Tai Chi, he would use all his joints to make the sound of a bullfrog chirping. This was the " Toad Fishing Force ". Now that his Kung Fu was not good enough, he could only make the sound of a cricket chirping. However, he already had a certain understanding of Tai Chi.
He stood there happily, but the live broadcast room exploded with a bang.
"F * ck, was I seeing things just now?"
"F * ck, what should I say? Was that martial arts?”
"What the f * ck did I just see?”
"Can we play again? Is the streamer taking in a disciple?”
"Kneel."
"If it wasn't for the live broadcast, I would have thought that this was television. I shouldn't have laughed at you this morning.”
"Such a slow fist technique, how can it be so awesome? I just asked our physics teacher, and he actually changed his number. The person on the other side said that I dialed the wrong number.”
“……”
The comments were filled with bewilderment. Lin Feng laughed and said,"The fist technique that I just demonstrated to everyone this morning is just that the lethality of the fist technique is shocking. What I showed everyone this morning was the training method, and what I showed you just now was the fighting technique. The fighting technique is a Chinese martial art.”
"A martial art that only kills the enemy and does not perform is Chinese martial arts! F * ck, this b * stard is good at pretending."
"I'll give you 82 points, and the rest will be 666.”
"Come, come, come. Didn't you just want to give me a tip? I'll give it to you.”
"I'm scared of you. I'll go get the money now. Brother Feng, don't pretend.”
"Teach me. I'm a primary school monk. I'm often beaten up after school.”
"I exchanged half of my living expenses for a rocket for you.”
“……”
"Alright, we should go back. Croton is a heat laxative. It can be said to be at the top of the laxative rankings. Three to five of them will make adults weak in the knees. Now that we have collected hundreds of them, these are enough to make an elephant sh * t until its mother can't even recognize it.”Lin Feng spoke," As for the Taiji Fist Art, if I can survive, I will frequently demonstrate it to everyone. Naturally, other than this fist art, there are still other fist arts that I will show everyone.”
The live broadcast room was instantly filled with gifts. At this moment, there were two more bamboo cages.
Lin Feng turned his head and said to the two girls," Let's eat first. When we return later, I'll find some bamboo for you. You guys open up the joints inside and grind the croton into powder. When it struggles in the trap, you guys take the opportunity to use the bamboo to blow the croton powder into its mouth and then pour it with water.”
"Ah…"
The two women looked at each other, a little afraid. However, they quickly calmed down and nodded in agreement.
The three of them ate the roasted tits. It had to be said that with cumin, the barbeque was especially fragrant. More than ten tits were eaten clean by the three of them. Although they weren't very full, they had things to do in the afternoon. If they ate too much, they would easily let down their guard. Hence, Lin Feng didn't add more food. Instead, he caught a rabbit and prepared to roast it to satisfy his hunger after he was done with the preparations.
When he returned to the cave, it was already noon. Lin Feng brought over dozens of tree trunks that were as thick as calves and began to cut them.
When he was using the dagger to kill the tits, he suddenly thought of the three-edged military spike, which was a blood-letting divine weapon. Therefore, he planned to cut the wood into the shape of a three-edged military spike. Of course, he could not leave any holes on the tip. After all, it was not metal, but wood. If it was not sharp enough, it would not be able to pierce through the thick outer layer of the wild boar king.
Other than that, Lin Feng also reinforced the protection of the cave entrance. After the preparations were done, he went to the stream to slaughter the wild rabbits. Perhaps, this was his last dinner. Although he couldn't be picky, it wasn't wrong to be a little more meticulous. At this time, he couldn't mistreat himself.
At 2:35 pm, Lin Feng placed the skeleton of the small wild boar on the trap and returned to the cave to wait. The three of them sat together and stared nervously outside the cave.
"My friends, this might be the last time I'll do a live broadcast. Some of my friends are saying, what if the wild boar doesn't come? What if I guessed wrong? No, I can tell you with certainty that it's impossible. It will definitely come! I believe in my own divination." As he spoke, Lin Feng continued," Compared to nighttime, I hope that it will come now. Because at night, the vision is really bad. Wild beasts have a huge advantage.”
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished speaking, a roar sounded from not far away from the cave. Zhao Liying and Zhang Junning were shocked. The corners of Lin Feng's mouth twitched. He glanced outside the cave and gritted his teeth. He pulled Zhao Liying over and kissed her on the lips. Zhao Liying was a little stunned and embarrassed, while Zhang Junning was completely stunned. Lin Feng's expression was solemn as he said,"You must not panic later. Remember, if the sky falls, I will hold it up. If I can't hold it up, run quickly.”
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