However, at this moment, Chu Mo did not know.
After finishing the song, Chu Mo heaved a sigh of relief.
" Thank you, everyone."
" Another song, another song."
Seeing that Chu Mo had finished singing, everyone started to cheer him on, asking him to sing another song.
Fan Binbin followed suit.
Let Chu Mo sing.
For the first time, she realized that Chu Mo was not only good at singing, but also good at writing lyrics.
In the future, he would definitely make her sing for him more.
Chu Mo rolled his eyes when he heard Fan Binbin's jeering.
" Alright, how about this? I'll share a few jokes with everyone and let me catch my breath." Chu Mo wasn't a professional singer after all.
Alright, but we definitely have to laugh."
" Don't tell us that we've heard of it. It's no longer funny after hearing it."
"What joke? Is it cold humor again?"
Jokes. I like to hear jokes."
" It better be an original. Otherwise, it won't be funny."
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"Cold humor? "How is that possible? Also, these are all my original works," Chu Mo said confidently.
" The few jokes I've shared with everyone are all related to the master. From them, you can understand the profoundness of Buddhism," Chu Mo said pretentiously.
Alright, stop keeping me in suspense. You're making me curious."
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Because there were many people, the comments were dense.
Chu Mo simply couldn't see it.
Alright, then I won't keep you in suspense. I'll tell you one first."
Chu Mo began to tell the story of the young man and the Zen master.
"There was a young man who had failed in his career. One day, he met a Zen master on the beach and asked him for advice on how to succeed. The Zen master grabbed a handful of sand and threw it on the beach, asking,'Can you find it?'
The young man said no.
The old man grabbed another egg and threw it on the beach.'
The young man said,"Yes."
The young man suddenly realized,"Are you saying that a person can only be recognized by others if he is bigger and more tactful than others?"
The Zen Master shook his head,"I mean, you're a f * cking idiot!"”
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" F * ck, this sudden slut hurt my waist."
"**" A row of 666.
" Pfft, I was drinking water and accidentally sprayed it all over my girlfriend. Help, what should I do?"
" Upstairs, quickly call the ambulance. Otherwise, it'll be too late."
" F * ck, this sudden beauty broke my leg. Ah, my leg."
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Then, the gift flew up.
One Azure Dragon, two Azure Dragons, three Azure Dragons…kept flashing on the screen.
Dragon teeth, dragon balls, and so on were even more skyrocketing. Looking at the number that was constantly rising, it was really terrifying.
Then, Chu Mo began to speak again.
"A literary youth asked the Zen master,'Master, I am in the most basic position, doing the most ordinary work. I feel that I have no future and am very unwilling.
The Zen Master smiled and picked up a piece of rope beside him and lit it up.
Looking at the dazzling fire, the young man said thoughtfully,""Zen Master, I understand what you mean. Even the most ordinary rope has its own glory!”
The Zen Master was furious." What do you understand? I'm saying that I'm burning my rope life to chat with you!”
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After hearing Chu Mo's story, everyone was stunned for a moment before they started laughing.
" F * ck, this sudden purity has scared my soul away."
" I feel that this is the first time in the history of Buddhism that it has been blackened so badly."
" 66666, I really admire you, host. How did you think of that?"
" Host, be careful of Shaolin disciples smashing your windows at night!"
When everyone heard Chu Mo's jokes, they couldn't help but ask him to leave.
At this moment, Fan Binbin was also laughing without any regard for his image.
She laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes.
She had not expected Chu Mo to have so many fun things in his stomach.
Then, she saw the gift on the screen fly up again.
At this moment, the number of people in the room had exceeded six million.
This terrifying number shocked everyone watching the live broadcast.
Six million. They seemed to see a new god rising.
They seemed to have witnessed a newcomer condensing a divine spark.
It also showed everyone Chu Mo's potential.
This was only the second time, and it had already broken through six million.
It was so terrifying.
Chu Mo didn't know what everyone was thinking, so she continued to tell her story.
"The young man asked the Zen Master,'Zen Master, what happens when water reaches the boiling point?
The Zen master said,"Get lost."
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The young man asked the Zen master,"I always can't get along with my brothers. They hate me and I hate them. What should I do?"
The Zen Master smiled and took out a pair of chopsticks. He handed it to the young man and said," Come, break it
The young man took the chopsticks and broke them easily.
The Zen Master took out another 100 chopsticks. The young man snatched them over and broke them all.
The Zen Master pondered for a moment and formed a seal with both hands. He struck the young man to death with the Merciful Thousand Leaves Palm.
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One by one, Chu Mo's words made everyone laugh.
Chu Mo looked at the time.
" Alright, it's getting late. Sister Binbin still needs to sleep and I have something to do, so let's meet again at 9:30 on Sunday night," Chu Mo said with a smile.
" That's fast. Streamer, don't go. I haven't heard enough. Let's talk about ten yuan."
Sister Binbin, don't go."
Hearing that Chu Mo was leaving, everyone was unhappy.
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