"What…what's wrong?" Qi Lin was so shocked that she dropped her chopsticks on the table. She did not understand why Chen Gu had such a huge reaction.
"Bastard, what are you eating!"
"Eating fried rice, is there a problem?”Qilin was baffled.
"You're eating fried rice with onions in it?" Chen Gu said angrily.!”
"So what if it's onions? It's fragrant and nutritious. Fried rice without onions is incomplete…Besides, what I eat is none of your business.”Qilin's beautiful eyes were wide open. She looked as if she would tear her apart if she dared to stop her.
"You're not allowed to eat them. I hate onions the most! The green onion was the root of all evil, a demon, a poison!”Chen Gu said angrily.
"Hey, it's none of my business that you hate eating onions. You don't want me to eat them, but I still want to eat them!”Qilin picked up her chopsticks again and was about to take a mouthful of rice.
When Chen Gu saw this, he immediately used the master-servant contract to forcefully take over Qilin's body, preventing her from taking any further actions.
"What do you mean? Didn't you say that you wouldn't control my body without my consent? You don't mean what you say!" Qilin gritted her teeth.
"I'm sharing your senses now. Whatever you eat is equivalent to what I eat, so I have to stop you from eating onions! Eating onions is an insult to my character!”Chen Gu said righteously.
"F * ck!" It was rare for Qilin to curse." You're just a broken sword and you're talking about character with me?! You're a sword spirit!"
"I was once a human too." Chen Gu corrected Qilin's mistake.
"Fine, fine, fine. I'll treat you as a human. Can't you remove that thing, sharing your senses? At least let me eat!" Qilin was defeated and could only choose to compromise. Who asked her to be so unlucky to be entangled by such a broken sword?
Chen Gu replied without thinking,"No!”
"Why?"
"Because I want to eat too."
Chen Gu had been in a deep sleep for at least ten thousand years. Because it had been too long since he had tasted food, he had a strong anticipation for delicious food. However, since he was only a sword now, he had to taste the food through his own mount's taste buds.
"If you win, I'll order another takeout, okay?”Qilin sighed helplessly.
"There's no need to go through so much trouble."
As soon as she finished speaking, the rice grains in the takeaway box flew into the air and formed a small tornado in front of Qilin's shocked eyes, spiraling continuously.
Pieces of green onions flew out from the pile of rice grains and flew into the trash can in the office under the control of a mysterious force.
In less than a minute, the rice grains fell back into the takeaway box without leaving a single grain. The broken onions mixed in had been cleaned up.
" This..." Qilin's beautiful eyes widened, and her breathing stopped for a few seconds. She did not come back to her senses for a long time.
"It's just a mere object controlling technique. Although I had just woken up from a deep slumber and was still in a weak state, and the Chi-amassing Formation in the Sword World could only unleash less than a billionth of its power, it was still a piece of cake for me to clean up some broken green onions.”Chen Gu explained.
"It's so amazing. Can I learn it?" Qilin's face was filled with anticipation.
"Of course you can, but you don't have any spiritual energy in your body, so you're not a cultivator. Although the object controlling technique was not a profound spell, the necessary condition for using it was spiritual energy. If you wanted to learn it, you had to first become an immortal cultivator.”
"Then how do I become an Immortal Cultivator? Give me a cultivation technique and then cultivate it?”
Chen Gu was silent for a moment. Then, he said," It's a little troublesome. Are you sure you want to cultivate?"”
"Of course, why not learn such a powerful spell? If I can learn this, I can easily punish those criminals who run amok!”Qilin said excitedly.
"Since you're so interested, I'll help you. As my mount, since you want to cultivate, you have to do it in the most perfect way. The first step is to cleanse your body!”
"Cleanse?" Qilin's pupils contracted and she subconsciously looked down at her lower body. She involuntarily closed her long legs and could not help but exclaim,""Cleanse what? Why would a woman like me want to be naked? Besides, where can I clear it!"
"Your whole body. In my opinion, you need to clean your whole body.”
"Cleanse your entire body? I think you clearly want to kill me!”
Upon hearing this, Chen Gu was silent for a few seconds before he said faintly,""I think you misunderstood me. The so-called cleansing is to clean the impurities in the body. This is beneficial for you to feel the hidden spiritual energy in the world. At the same time, it is beneficial to all aspects of your body.”
"It's so obvious that you can even misinterpret it. It seems that I need to conduct a strict assessment of your intelligence.”
"It's clearly your own expression that has a problem! Who knew that you would reduce the words 'clean up the impurities in your body' to 'cleanse your body'. This is simply a different meaning!”
"Clearing the impurities in the body means cleaning every corner of the body. Is there anything wrong with reducing it to 'cleansing'?”
Qilin choked and was speechless.
"As expected, I have to evaluate your intelligence.”Chen Gu muttered to himself.
"Evaluation my ass!" Qilin cursed angrily and then brought the topic back on track.""Quickly tell me how to clean up the impurities in your body. Do you need to take some kind of panacea?”
"There's no need to go through so much trouble.”
"What is it?"
"You'll know later."
Qilin was displeased with Chen Gu's deliberate attempt to keep her in suspense, but she soon understood why Chen Gu was keeping her in suspense.
In the afternoon, she went to the toilet eighteen times. Her legs were weak and she almost collapsed. In the end, it was her female colleague who helped her from the toilet to the office.
At first, she thought that there was something wrong with the fried rice in the afternoon. It was only when Chen Gu informed her that he had finished cleaning himself that she almost jumped up and broke Chen Gu in half.
She could swear to the heavens that if it wasn't for the fact that she had no strength left, she would definitely do this!
In the end, Qilin was too weak to go to work normally. A colleague who happened to be on the way to her mission drove her home to recuperate.
"Damned broken sword, you tricked me to death!”
Qilin slumped in the front passenger seat, her body recovering some strength as she looked out the window and muttered softly.
"What are you talking about?" The colleague who was driving glanced at Qilin, feeling baffled.
"It's nothing. You can continue driving.”
"Oh." The colleague driving nodded, but he was obviously a chatterbox. After two seconds of silence, he could not help but ask,"Hey, Qilin, the sword at the back is pretty. Where did you buy it?”
Qilin didn't know how to explain. She couldn't possibly say that this sword was found in the confiscated batch of regulated knives, right? How awkward would that be!
Just as she was wondering how to deal with it, the police car's beeper suddenly sounded anxious.
"Car 142, Car 142, there is an emergency on the airport road in the Feiliu District. An unidentified terrorist has attacked the police car.”
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