"Yes, sir!"
Then, he saw Dui Chuang take out a painting and spread it out on the table.
The helpless Grand Preceptor Hua could only admire it and praise,"
"It's indeed lifelike and vivid!”
Prince Ning pointed at the painting and laughed.
"Not bad, right? I admire the emperor's demeanor the most. I even got someone to re-frame it. Look, that imposing manner that makes the birds bow their heads is on paper. Hahahaha…"
"Wangye, how can I accept such a precious gift?”
"Hmm? Are you not giving me face? Are you trying to force me to go crazy?"
Madam Hua waved her hand and smiled."
"Your Highness, please calm down! Since wangye brought the painting, this lowly concubine also wants to broaden her horizons!”
"Alright, since Madam Hua is also a person who loves painting! Everyone, let's study it!"
Prince Ning gave the Life-Taking Scholar a look.
The Deadly Scholar understood and slapped the table. The table quickly rushed towards Madam Hua.
Madam Hua reached out to stop him and steadied the table.
"Qiuxiang, come and take a look too!"
"Yes, Madam!"
Qiuxiang walked up to the painting and said,"
"This painting of a peacock is indeed one of Tang Yin's rare masterpieces. Unfortunately, peacocks are ultimately just ordinary birds. Even if they are framed again to serve as a foil, it will not help! Even if a mortal bird was a mortal bird, it would definitely not fly up to the branches and become a phoenix.”
Madam Hua: " Your Highness, this lowly concubine has failed to discipline her properly. If Qiuxiang has been presumptuous in any way, please forgive me, Your Highness!"”
Hearing this, the Life Stealing Scholar snorted coldly,"
"Wangye, since Furen said so, they must have collected a better work of Tang Yin than ours!”
"That's right!" Prince Ning said happily. Madam, then you have to take it out and let us broaden our horizons!”
"To be honest, we really don't have Tang Bohu's painting!" Madam Hua said.”
"Preposterous! You're clearly toying with His Highness!" Deadly Scholar said angrily.”
Seeing this scene, Grand Preceptor Hua hurriedly took a step back, apparently afraid that Prince Ning would fly into a rage.
At this moment, Lin Han smiled and said,"
"Did Madam forget? A few days ago, he caught Zhu Zhishan. This person was Tang Bohu's best friend. When he was detained by the martial arts scholar, he brought a lot of Tang Bohu's calligraphy and paintings!”
Madam Hua reacted and said,
"That's right! Your Highness, I almost forgot! Chou-heung, hurry up and take out the paintings and calligraphy of Tang Bohu!”
When Qiuxiang heard this, she quickly went out to get a copy of Tang Bohu's calligraphy and painting that she had confiscated from Zhu Zhishan.
Prince Ning looked at the painting carefully and saw that it was Tang Bohu's authentic work. Prince Ning, who was not angry, looked at it again.
When he saw Prince Ning's gaze, he nodded to show that he understood.
Prince Ning, who had not lost his temper, continued,
"I've heard that Grand Preceptor is extremely talented. I have an advisor general who wants to spar with you!”
"How can our master bully the weak?" Madam Hua smiled apologetically.”
"Yes!" That's right!"
"There is no seniority in a literary competition.”
King Ning laughed." That's right. It's just for fun. However, if you can't match it, don't blame me for being angry!"”
"Ah!"
Grand Preceptor Hua and Madam Hua looked at each other before turning to look at Lin Han.
Lin Han smiled at the two of them, and the two of them turned their heads away in relief.
King Ning said,"
"Attack!"
He immediately said,""There are three teachers in one village and two li. They don't know the Four Books, Five Classics, and Six Meanings, but they dare to teach the seven, eight, and nine children.”
"That's right! What's wrong? If you don't give me face, I'll really go crazy!”
At this moment, Grand Preceptor Hua hurriedly gave Lin Han a pleading look.
When Lin Han heard this familiar couplet, he heaved a sigh of relief. Lin Han stood up with a smile and said,
"Let me try!"
"Nine out of ten families are poor, and they have gathered eight taels of silver, seven coins, six cents, and five cents.”
"It's so neat!"
Grand Preceptor Hua gave him a thumbs up." That's right!
Ning Wang gestured to Penetrating Intestine,
"I am the top scholar of the seven provinces and a general of the staff. My nickname is the 'Opposite Penetration of the Intestines' of the King of Opposite Kings.”
Lin Han cupped his hands and said," I've been studying for a few years. I'm a teacher who has lost his way in the mortal world. I'm Lin Han!"
"Lin Han? What a familiar name! Forget it, let me fight you first!”
After he finished speaking, he walked around Lin Han twice, but Lin Han did not follow the routine.
Although Tang Bohu's kiss with Duichangchang in the original movie could be considered a classic, Lin Han did not have such a hobby.
Seeing that Lin Han was still standing still, there was nothing he could do about it, so he could only say,"
"In the picture, dragons don't roar, tigers don't roar, and little calligraphers are laughable!”
Lin Han immediately replied,
"In the chessboard, the chariot has no wheels and the horse has no reins. Call me general and be on guard!”
"Alright! Sure!"
Grand Preceptor Hua, Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter, and Four Fragrance cheered in unison.
After thinking for a while, he said again," Orioles, swallows, swallows, verdant, red, everywhere is harmonious and harmonious."
Lin Han replied,"Rain, wind, wind, flowers, leaves, year after year, evening and morning."
"Ah!"
"Mister Lin is really amazing!" Grand Preceptor Hua and the others praised.
At this time, seeing the long-lost pair of intestines, Prince Ning could not help but urge,
"Hurry up and use your couplet to kill him!"
"Ten thoughts," he replied,"I miss you, I miss the country, I miss the country!”
Lin Han: " All eight eyes admire the flowers, the moon, and the autumn fragrance!”
Then, the crowd cheered again, and Qiuxiang looked at Lin Han with a gentle expression.
Upon hearing Lin Han's words again, Cross Intestine's face was already covered in cold sweat. He waved the white paper fan in his hand and said,
"I'm a high-grade awe-inspiring person, showing off my courage!”
Lin Han: " You're so despicable! Show me half of your head!"
Hearing this, Penetrating Intestine said in disbelief,"
"I don't believe that I, a dignified staff officer general, will lose to a teacher like you!”
"Plant trees on your grave!"”
"Your bathhouse is mixed with fish!"”
To Piercing Intestine,"The fish fat fruit is ripe and it's in my stomach!"”
"Your mother will personally cook!"”
"Impressive, sir!" Grand Preceptor Hua said happily.
"You... You're not a good person. You... You…"
Just as he was about to fall to the ground and vomit blood, Lin Han spoke again,"
"Wait a minute, you're talking to Brother Chuanchang, right? I also have a pair of couplets. I hope Brother Chuanchang can appreciate it and give me an answer.”
Upon hearing this, Chuanchang, who was about to vomit blood, quickly suppressed the throbbing in his chest and replied,
"If you have any couplets, bring it on!!”
"Good, as expected of the advisor general under Prince Ning. Then this one will come up with a couplet.”
After seeing that he had agreed to take the blow, Lin Han said,"
"My couplet only has five words, please listen carefully brother Chuanchang.”
"Smoke locks the willows in the pond."
Please come, Brother Chuanchang!
After hearing these words, he frowned and thought for a long time. He really could not think of a suitable second line. In the end, he could not suppress the knot in his chest and fell to the ground, vomiting blood.
Looking at the puking Dui Chuan Chang, Lin Han couldn't help but shake his head and think,"
"Qiangu Jue would be truly terrifying if you could match him. It's just vomiting blood. It's a small matter!!
At this moment, Prince Ning and the Life Stealing Scholar looked at Dui Chuangang, who was vomiting blood on the ground, and then looked at Lin Han.
Lin Han smiled and said,
"Yes, yes, it was originally a pastime. Today, Brother Chuanchang actually spat out more than ten taels of blood. It's really unprecedented. Admirable! Originally, I only came up with a couplet to solve the problem. I didn't expect brother Chuanchang to be so unable to take the blow. I'm really ashamed!”
Grand Preceptor Hua smiled.
"Sir, you can return first. There's nothing for you to do for the time being!”
"Wangye, today I, this little teacher, have offended you a lot and didn't make you angry. Hahahaha, I'm really sorry!”
Hearing this, Prince Ning said angrily,"
"Good! Deadly Scholar! Quickly take out the "Spring Tree Autumn Frost Painting" bestowed by the Emperor and show it to the Grand Preceptor!”
"Yes, sir!" Deadly Scholar replied.
"Grand Preceptor, please accept the painting!"
Deadly Scholar took out a painting scroll from behind him and threw it at Grand Preceptor Hua. Grand Preceptor Hua was a weak scholar. Even if the painting itself was paper, it was not something Grand Preceptor Hua could catch with the help of Deadly Scholar's strength.
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