Time flew by while he was cultivating. In the blink of an eye, half a month had passed.
Mount Zhongnan, in the Tomb of the Living Dead.
"Uncle Big Bad Guy, Long Er and Senior Sister are here for you again.”From afar, he could hear this familiar voice. Song Yang knew without thinking that it was the two beauties of the ancient tomb.
"Long 'er, how many times have I told you to call me big brother in the future? This young master is still young and is not qualified to be an uncle.”Song Yang rubbed his forehead and rolled his eyes helplessly. This arrogant little loli always liked to give him some indecent nicknames.
Li Mochou and Xiao Longnu had grown up in the ancient tomb and had never seen anyone else. They were very curious about Song Yang. In addition, their master was always cold. He often taught them that the ancient tomb sect's mental cultivation method required them to be emotionless and abandon the joys, sorrows, and sorrows of the human world. He was very strict with them.
However, Song Yang was very good to them. After a while, the three of them became more and more familiar with each other.
Especially since Li Mochou was still in his puberty, he was very interested in the things that Song Yang told him about the outside world. On the other hand, Xiao Longnu was in her tsundere period, so she was more interested in the stories that Song Yang told and the delicious food and fun things.
"But Master said that with your age, Long Er should call you uncle. Master would not lie to Long Er.”Xiao Longnu's big eyes that were as bright as the stars blinked slightly as she looked at Song Yang innocently.
"Calling me uncle makes me old. In the future, you have to call me big brother, okay? Otherwise, I won't tell Long Er stories or buy good food and fun things.”
Song Yang guided the little loli back to the right path, but he thought to himself," That hateful Lin Yu, how could she discipline my cute little loli like this? Cough cough, how could she lie to my cute little dragon girl like this? Didn't I just hit her butt a few times? Who told her to be so unwilling to admit defeat and always come to challenge me to a duel…
"Oh, then big brother, Long Er wants to listen to your story now.”Even though Xiao Longnu was young, she was still an ancient spirit. She immediately asked Song Yang to tell her a story.
Xiao Longnu had the temperament of a little girl. She was very interested in Song Yang's stories, so she liked to pester Song Yang and act coquettishly.
Li Mochou was also listening attentively at the side. The stories told by Song Yang were indeed very attractive. They were more or less related to the Ancient Tomb Sect.
"Alright, I've finished telling the stories of Zhang Wuji, Linghu Chong, and Wei Xiaobao. Today, I'll tell you the story of Yang Guo.”
Song Yang directly told the stories he knew from Jin Yong's novels, such as The Heaven Sword and Dragon Sabre, The Smiling Proud Pugilistic World, The Deer Cauldron, and so on. He only told some of the important plots, and then gave each protagonist a harem at the end. It could be said that the regrets in the novel were perfectly resolved.
"Come, Long Er, come into big brother's arms. Big brother will tell you a different story today.”Song Yang smiled innocently. The expression on his face was as serious as it could be.
Seeing that Song Yang was up to no good again, Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou rolled their eyes at him and sat down beside him.
"Once upon a time, there was a down-and-out child named Yang Guo. His father died when he was young, and his mother later died of an illness. Yang Guo followed his mother's will and buried her body outside the Iron Spear Temple of Jiaxing King. After that, he wandered around Jiaxing and lived in a broken kiln, living a life of stealing chickens and dogs..."
Song Yang paused for a moment and continued to make up stories…
"... Later, Yang Guo saw Li Mochou kidnap Lu Wushuang and Cheng Ying, but he failed to save them. He was poisoned by the Ice Spirit Silver Needle out of curiosity. However, he met Ouyang Feng and was taught the antidote, the Toad Technique. At the same time, he wanted Yang Guo to acknowledge him as his father... After Ouyang Feng left, Yang Guo was accidentally met by Guo Jing and Huang Rong. They took him in and eventually brought him to Peach Blossom Island..."
"Big bad brother, my senior sister is so kind, why would she kill someone else's entire family? Don't make things up, okay?" Xiao Longnu shook her head and interrupted. She felt that Song Yang's story was too ridiculous.
"I already said that this is a story. It's just the same name. Of course, it can't be true.”Song Yang was a little speechless. He hugged Xiao Longnu's petite body and continued to tell the story that he had adapted…
"... Just like that, Yang Guo settled down on Peach Blossom Island. During this period, Yang Guo also met Guo Fu, the daughter of his uncle and aunt. The two children often played from then on. They were childhood sweethearts..."
"... But later on, Yang Guo's uncle's two new disciples, Wu Dunru and Wu Xiuwen, saw that Guo Fu was cute and beautiful, so they started to pursue her fiercely. They often bullied Yang Guo together..."
" At first, the stubborn Yang Guo tolerated them but he couldn't take it anymore. In a fit of anger, he got into a conflict with Wu Dunru and Wu Xiuwen. He used Ouyang Feng's toad technique to injure one of them and was rejected by Ke Zhen 'e. Because the death of Yang Guo's father was related to his uncle and aunt, Yang Guo was eventually sent away from Peach Blossom Island to Quan Zhen Sect to learn martial arts…"
" In Quan Zhen Sect, the rebellious Yang Guo took the narrow-minded Zhao Zhijing as his master and suffered greatly in the sect. Because Yang Guo's father was a villain in the past, Yang Guo was often ostracized and pointed at by them. In the end, he could not take it anymore and finally escaped from Quan Zhen Sect. He was chased and attacked and escaped into the Tomb of the Living Dead. He was then taken in by Xiao Longnu from Ancient Tomb Sect…"
"Big brother, are you referring to Little Dragon?”Xiao Longnu quickly asked.
"Aiya, I already said that it's a story. It's just the same name. In the future, don't disturb what big brother is saying.”Song Yang pinched Xiao Longnu's fair face and said helplessly.
" Although Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu relied on each other in the Ancient Tomb Sect, he often remembered the happy days when he was with Guo Fu…On the Peach Blossom Island, Guo Fu couldn't forget Yang Guo, who was her childhood sweetheart. So, she began to practice martial arts seriously, thinking of leaving the island to find Yang Guo after she finished her studies…"
Song Yang was currently telling Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou the story of the Return of the Condor Heroes. However, Song Yang had used his own words to describe it. He had changed the timeline and character.
Moreover, in order to plant the seeds of a harem for Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou, Song Yang insisted on making the ending of the story a perfect one, opening a huge harem for Yang Guo.
"…Although fate is playing tricks on people, Yang Guo, who had experienced many twists and turns, eventually got together with Guo Fu and Xiao Longnu. In the end, Guo Fu and Xiao Longnu even found Cheng Ying, Lu Wushuang, Gongsun Lü 'e, Ye Lui Yan, Wanyan Ping, and the others to live in seclusion in the ancient tomb with Yang Guo. They didn't want them to be hurt by love…"
" Although they went through many hardships, in the end, all the lovers got married and Yang Guo lived happily with them…"
" At the foot of Mount Zhongnan, the Tomb of the Living Dead, one man and seven women, extinct in the martial world…"
Song Yang gently stroked Xiao Longnu's hair and smiled.""Sigh, I'm finally done. My saliva is almost dry.”
"Big brother, you're so bad. Why do all the protagonists in your stories have so many wives? In the last story, Wei Xiaobao had eight wives, and this time, Yang Guo has seven.”
Even though Xiao Longnu did not know the truth, she was still able to sense the strangeness in Song Yang's story based on her own judgment.
"It's normal for a man to have three wives and four concubines. Does Long 'er think that the protagonist of the story should choose one of those women as his companion and abandon all the women who grew up with him, who depended on him for survival, and who lived and died with him, leaving them to cry alone and be hurt by love?”
Song Yang smelled the fragrance of a loli from Xiao Longnu's body and guided her step by step.
"This... Indeed, he could not abandon those women and let them cry alone, hurt by love.”
Xiao Longnu nodded her head in agreement.
However, Li Mochou, who was beside him, frowned slightly. She kept feeling that something was wrong, but she couldn't remember it at the moment...
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