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After putting it on, Qin Tian casually sold his clothes to the clothes trading market. The inspector checked it repeatedly and finally confirmed that the clothes were actually authentic, and it was an imported authentic brand.
The other party offered a price of 120,000. Qin Tian himself did not mind. Anyway, he did not lack this bit of money.
He asked the other party to give him 20,000 in cash and then deposit the remaining 100,000 into his card. Unfortunately, this money could not be counted as his system property.
After all, the clothes were given by his parents, so this kind of money could only be used to squander and not to complete the mission.
" Sigh…I'm so pitiful. I'm so poor…"
"Host, don't act cool. If you continue to act cool, I'll ask my wife for two yuan to take the bus over to beat you up!”
When he arrived at the cafe, Qin Tian realized that Teemo had not arrived yet. He ordered a cup of Caramel Macchiato and enjoyed it alone.
"Since we have nothing to do now, why don't I tell everyone about the philosophy of life?”
"That awesome? Streamer, do you even understand the philosophy of life?"
"Streamer, is there anything you don't know? Why don't you just say it directly?"
"Then let's do it for a while. I've already rinsed my ears with boiling water.”
After Qin Tian finished speaking, he began to speak directly. His face carried a trace of solemnity that only poets and philosophers had.
"Women have two advantages, but there is a loophole; Although men have no advantages, they have one advantage. Men often seize the two advantages of women and use their own strengths to make up for women's loopholes. This is called seamless
。Why are men so smart? Men have two heads; why do women love to eat? Women had two mouths. Why do men and women get married? The man had thought it through, and the woman had thought it through. Why did they divorce? Men know the depth, women
He knows the length!"
As soon as Qin Tian finished speaking, the live broadcast room exploded.
"It's too profound! That makes sense!"
"Streamer, are you the Lich King? I can't see through you at all!!!”
"As expected, I underestimated the host. Not only does the host know how to act tough, but he's also so f * cking profound. Please accept my knees!!!”
"Streamer, I'll emphasize it again. Will you accept me as a Dao child with an egg?？？”
"I admire you for being able to talk nonsense in such a serious manner.”
"The classic quote of the god-level prodigal Lich King's morning booty call. The female streamer bragged a few times and said very philosophical words!!!”
……
"Host, one more!"
"That's right, the host's words are so reasonable and meaningful. I've f * cking fallen for you. In the future, I'll only kneel and lick your boots!”
Qin Tian looked at the thousands of fans in the live broadcast room and laughed so hard that he couldn't close his legs. Then, he continued to share health tips.
"I'll continue after the gifts.”
Swoosh swoosh swoosh swoosh!
In an instant, Qin Tian received nearly 10,000 yuan as a gift. His eyes lit up when he saw it. If this continued, when he really had more fans, it was only a matter of time before he earned 100 million yuan.
These audience fans naturally did not think that Qin Tian was short of money and that was why he was calling for them to buy gifts. After all, in their opinion, Qin Tian did not lack money at all.
The reason why the host wanted gifts was to interact with them and gain some popularity.
"Since everyone is so sincere, let me share another little life knowledge.”
"Hurry up and tell me. I've already taken notes. Next time, I'll show off in front of others.”
Qin Tian paused for a moment, then gently took a sip of coffee, and then slowly said.
"Do you know why God doesn't need money to watch videos?”
"Eh? Why?"
"God has x-ray vision."
"God is everywhere?"
" Because God is Old Wang!!!"
……
Listening to all kinds of speculations, Qin Tian sipped his coffee carefully. His face was calm and collected. The Act-Tough King was still alive, and he did not move.
"You guys are still too young."
" Streamer, tell me why?”
Qin Tian paused slightly, then pulled up his pants and continued to preach.
"Because…the heavens are watching!”
"Pfft!"
“66666”
"That's fine. He's indeed the Lich King.”
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. I'm going to send this to my wife.”
"The host is really too sophisticated. What is the identity of the host?”
"Raise your head and talk like a saint, lower your head and laugh like a demon…"
"Lich King, our cultivation is still too shallow.”
"I'm willing to use ten years of my roommate's life in exchange for the host to tell another joke!!!”
At this time, Qin Tian waved his hand, his face carrying a mysterious smile.
"Please don't call me Lich King. I'm a patriotic person, so please call me Yellow Emperor!!!”
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