Brothers, this is the seventh update today! Give me some support, give me some motivation!!!
"Pfft!"
"I thought it was chicken soup, but it turns out to be poison…"
"I'm healthy, my ass. Can I have another one?"
"Host, if you don't say one more, I'll ask my wife for two yuan to take the bus to beat you up!”
" That day, the streamer didn't die peacefully. Her ashes were scattered all over the ground..."
……
Qin Tian coughed dryly, but his face did not blush or jump, still having that serious appearance.
"Now, let's start with the second health tip. Everyone knows the danger of bladder cancer. After so many years of hard work, I've finally developed a perfect solution to bladder cancer.”
"You're serious this time, right?”
"I feel like the host is trying to be flirtatious again, but I can't figure out how flirtatious this question can be.”
"The host is finally getting serious.”
"Host, hurry up and say it. The rocket has been sent!!!”
……
Qin Tian paused for a moment, took a sip of water, and then said seriously.
"As we all know, water is the source of life, so I suggest that everyone drink more water every day. Drink at least ten buckets of water to burst your bladder first! That way, there won't be bladder cancer!"
"Pfft!"
"6666, that makes sense. I'm actually speechless!”
"Damn it, hey! Yao Yao Ling? Yes, my car flipped over again. Yes, it was the same turn as last time…"
……
Qin Tian ignored the noisy people in the live broadcast room and continued to share his health tips.
"You can't eat too many eggs in a day. Eating too many eggs is not good for the hen's health.”
"F * ck, I don't believe you can do another one! Let's do another one. I'll livestream eating sh * t!"
"That's right, that's right. Streamer, I don't believe that you can dig another deep hole like this!”
Qin Tian smiled mysteriously when he saw this. Then, he paused for a moment before continuing.
"Eating fruit after a meal is a wrong concept. The correct way is to eat it before a meal.”
"Pfft!"
"This is f * cking reasonable!!”
"Cough cough, where's that guy just now, the one who said he was eating sh * t on a live broadcast? I'm not talented, I only pooped a mere 10 pounds. You said you wanted to fry it?
Eat it or stir-fry it?"
"If you can't eat it, I have diarrhea here. Come and admit that you drank it!”
……
"Host, tell me another one. Come on, the rockets will automatically spawn. Everyone, follow me!!!”
Whoosh! Whoosh!
In just two minutes, more than 30 rockets were actually spawned, making Qin Tian so happy that he could not close his legs.
At this moment, the popularity of his live stream had already exceeded 30,000, and it was getting higher and higher.
"Since everyone is so enthusiastic, for the sake of everyone's health, I'll talk about a few more health knowledge. Listen up!”
"Stay away from the charging station, at least 30 centimeters away from the human body, because…you don't want to keep playing with your phone.”
"Hot lemonade has all kinds of magical effects. Always prepare a cup and splash it on the other party's face when it's dangerous.”
"Staying up late is really harmful to your body, so I suggest you stay up all night.”
"It's really unhealthy to eat takeout at work. Cherish life, so I suggest you don't go to work.”
……
"I'll give you 82 points for this, and the rest will be 666 points for you!!!”
"The streamer's big dick is too heavy, I can't lift it up!!!!”
"There's a streamer here who has become a spirit.”
"Streamer, Streamer, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River. It flows endlessly, and it's also like the Yellow River flooding.
It flows endlessly, it flows down three thousand feet…"
The people in the live broadcast room originally thought that Qin Tian was finally normal for once today, but in the end, wave after wave of poison followed.
He was desperately throwing it out as if he wanted money.
"Hey! A salvage team? I flipped, 720 degrees ultimate spiral, like a death flip of a Geoduck, yeah, even people
The car fell into a pit."
"Hello, Yaoyao Ling? Yes, the car flipped over again. The steering wheel was not lost, but this time, the car was lost!!!”
After Qin Tian finished speaking, a warm smile hung on his face as he said in a warm tone.
"I believe that after listening to my health tips, everyone has perfectly understood the true meaning of courting death. I wish everyone a quick death.
The more you seek death, the sooner you die!”
"F * ck your health knowledge. This is a bunch of spiritual poison!”
"I've already drunk my ninth bucket of water. Streamer, if you still have any conscience, you should bring some fruits to the hospital to see me!”
" Ever since I heard the host's health tips, my back doesn't ache anymore, my legs don't hurt anymore, and my heart doesn't beat anymore…"
Seeing this, Qin Tian's expression suddenly changed, a trace of solemnity and holiness hanging on his face.
"Now, I'll start telling you a few stories.”
After saying that, his expression suddenly changed. His face was full of lewd laughter, and there was a trace of coquettish air…
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