On a scorching summer day in City Z, lightning suddenly flashed and thunder rumbled in the cloudless sky. In an instant, dark clouds covered the sky. In the blink of an eye, heavy rain mixed with bolts of lightning poured down like a downpour.
On the second floor of an independent building in the urban village, a slightly plump figure was cursing and grabbing his clothes that were hanging on the corridor on the second floor.
"Damn God, it's not easy to have a rest day, but he doesn't let people rest for a while!”
Zhou Ye was a single man in his early thirties. As someone born in the eighties, he had never gone to college. After graduating from high school, he dropped out of school because of family reasons. That was not right. With his grades, it would be difficult for him to even get into the third tier.
He entered society at seventeen without any skills. He had worked as a security guard, a kitchen helper, and set up a stall on the street. He was currently a glorious online merchant.
To sum up the first half of his life, he could not do anything and eat enough.
Originally, the income from the street stall was quite good. He could barely earn five to six thousand yuan a month. At this rate, perhaps after working for more than ten years, Zhou Ye could buy a small house in a third-or fourth-tier city where the house prices were not too expensive. He could marry a wife who was not too beautiful and walk on the peak of his life. Just thinking about it made him a little excited.
It's a pity that the city enforcement officers of my foodie country are too powerful. As early as two years ago, they managed to clean up all the small merchants and hawkers in this city.
Therefore, Zhou Ye had no choice but to follow the trend of the times and follow the development of society. He joined Boss Ma and became a glorious online merchant. He sold some small accessories produced by his friends 'small factories on a certain treasure website. His income was mediocre. In a first-tier city like City Z, he could barely make ends meet. He basically had no chance to fall in love.
Speaking of which, Zhou Ye was not bad looking. He was 1.8 meters tall. Due to the lack of exercise in the past two years, his figure had become a little out of shape. He had big eyes and a chubby face. Anything that became fat would give people an inexplicable sense of humor, including Zhou Ye.
It was a pity that in this era, people did not care about feelings. They only cared about money. With money, there were feelings. Without money, there were no feelings. Therefore, Zhou Ye, who had an average income, was still single.
At this time, Zhou Ye had already rescued his clothes that were hanging on the aisle and returned to his rented house that was less than 20 square meters. He casually took out a bottle of Coke from the second-hand small refrigerator he got from the waste collection station. He opened the lid and downed half of the bottle in one gulp. As the frozen Coke went down his stomach, Zhou Ye felt as if his entire body had become much cooler.
Although it was already raining heavily outside, Zhou Ye dared to open his window to save some electricity because there was a canopy on the window and there was no wind outside.
"Phew!" Zhou Ye let out a long sigh and sat at his computer desk by the window. Looking at Ali Wangwang, who was still motionless on the screen, he knew that he probably didn't have a single transaction this morning.
"Forget it, let's watch a movie to pass the time!”As he spoke, he opened his movie app, wanting to find the latest movie to kill time. Suddenly, there was a continuous sound of thunder outside.
"Boom! Boom!"
Zhou Ye was so frightened that his hand trembled as he clicked on the small advertisement on the movie screen. He was so angry that he cursed,"Which fellow daoist is transcending the tribulation? It seems that this sin has been committed many times. At the very least, it will be a massacre!”
At this moment, the sound of thunder outside grew louder and louder, as if it was drifting towards Zhou Ye. Looking from the sky, a ball of light that looked like a comet with a long tail descended from the sky. Lightning struck the ball of light, as if it was determined to destroy it with its life. The ball of light wobbled down and ran down unyieldingly. When it was about to land on the ground, a bolt of lightning as thick as a bucket struck down. The ball of light hit Zhou Ye's open window.
"Damn, could it be that I'm transcending tribulation…!”Zhou Ye only felt pain all over his body in the blinding lightning, followed by numbness all over his body, and then he lost consciousness.
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After an unknown period of time, the black human-shaped object on the ground beside the computer in the room squirmed. Then, the black human-shaped object that looked like an African refugee slowly climbed up.
"I'll f * ck you!" Zhou Ye opened his mouth and spat out a puff of black smoke. He stood up shakily and slowly walked to his small bathroom to look at the mirror. " Please don't disfigure yourself," she mumbled." You don't have money to begin with. If you get disfigured again, you'll never be able to find a wife in the future…"
The reflection of the mirror was a black uncle with black hair.
"What the hell, is this the rhythm of giving this bro a talent skill?”Zhou Ye looked at the black uncle in the mirror and was speechless.""But this bro really doesn't want the Night Stealth talent!”
As she spoke, she turned on the tap and started washing. As she washed, she muttered,"It would be better if Uncle Black's talent was given to this bro. Whoever wants the Stealth skill can have it, but this bro doesn't want it…!”
After washing up, Zhou Ye finally returned to his original white and fat appearance. She casually found a pair of half-dried underwear hanging in the bathroom and put it on before walking out of the bathroom.
At this moment, he saw his house that was like a typhoon passing through, and a scream sounded. "Ah! All my possessions…my goods…my food!!!”
After a long time, Zhou Ye finally managed to clean up the house from the typhoon to the earthquake. Anyway, the dormitory of a bachelor was like that, unless this bachelor had obsessive-compulsive disorder or mysophobia.
"What a heavy loss!" Zhou Ye opened a bottle of coke out of habit as he spoke. He sat beside the computer and pressed the power button. He couldn't help but laugh at himself,"I'm really stupid…I clearly saw the lightning strike first-"
Beep! The sound of the computer being turned on interrupted his self-deprecating laughter.
"My computer! Damn, even this low-quality assembled goods are so durable? Or am I in protagonist mode?”Zhou Ye stared at his computer screen as if he was about to see a flower. Thinking about the bizarre computer, thinking about the series of familiar fantasy novels such as My Computer Can Transmigrate, Zhou Ye couldn't help but feel excited. This bro is going to be the main character from today onwards…
As he saw the familiar welcome screen of Win7, Zhou Ye's heart finally calmed down. He thought that he would get some cheat, but he leaned back in his chair in disappointment. "Forget it. As expected, I still don't have the fate of a main character!”
However, he did not give up and opened his Taobao shop. What if his cheat was the Wanjie Shop? Unfortunately…Ali Wangwang was still silent. Zhou Ye did not give up and searched it over and over again. However, the Ali Wangwang in front of him had all the functions that it should have, but it did not have any functions that it should not have…There was still nothing. He shook his head dejectedly. It seemed that he really wasn't a pig's trotter. He clicked on his favorite movie, which was very popular in Tokyo. The street amateurs hit on him and prepared toilet paper. He planned to generate electricity by himself to relieve the depression in his heart.
However, for some reason, the movies that he used to watch made his blood boil. Today, they seemed to have nothing to do with him.
"Oh my god, did this bro become a saint from being electrocuted?”Zhou Ye, who was getting more and more frustrated, lit a cigarette and threw the lighter on the keyboard. At this time, an accident happened. The lighter bounced toward the computer screen like a small stone floating on the surface of the water under the reaction of the keyboard. Then, like a stone falling into the water, it rippled on the screen and disappeared in front of Zhou Ye.
"…F * ck!!!!!”
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