"My eyesight is good, I won't mistake him.”
Liu Bang said seriously.
Then, he poured a glass of wine for Yi Xiaochuan enthusiastically.
"Aiya, why am I drinking alone? Come, come, let's drink together.”
Looking at Liu Bang's disheveled appearance, Yi Xiaochuan hurriedly waved his hand and said,""No need, no need. If you want to drink, drink.”
Although he had a look of disdain on his face, Yi Xiaochuan was already overjoyed. Drink up, drink up. You'll suffer later.
However, just drinking alcohol might not be strong enough…
"I'll order another jug. Boss, boss, another jug of wine.”
"He's here!"
Fan Kuai carried out another jug of wine enthusiastically.
Just as Yi Xiaochuan was about to push the dog meat in front of Liu Bang, Liu Bang cut it off.
"As expected of a thick-skinned and shameless person.”
Liu Bang picked up the dog meat, his hands greasy. He stuffed the dog meat into his mouth and took a bite.
Then, he picked up each piece of dog meat and took a bite.
Yi Xiaochuan felt nauseous when he saw that.
This Liu Bang was really shameless.
It was not until Liu Bang had bitten every piece of dog meat that he seemed to remember Yi Xiaochuan.
"Yes, I can't eat it alone! Come, come, let's eat together!"
As he spoke, Liu Bang pushed the bowl of dog meat in front of Yi Xiaochuan.
Looking at the dog meat that was stained with Liu Bang's saliva, Yi Xiaochuan felt nauseous again.
At this moment, Liu Bang smacked his lips in disgust, and a few drops of saliva flowed down.
It had been many years since he had cleaned his mouth, and a foul stench wafted out.
Yi Xiaochuan's expression changed. Then, he smiled awkwardly and said,""I'm full. I've been full since you came. Big brother, if you want to eat, then it's all yours.”
As he spoke, Yi Xiaochuan passed the bowl of dog meat to Liu Bang.
Liu Bang was secretly delighted. He was indeed a newcomer.
"Aiya, I'm so sorry. The moment we met, you treated me to wine and meat. Hey, let's agree that next time, it's my treat!”
"How can I let you treat me? Aren't we friends when we meet?”
Liu Bang wiped his mouth and said to Yi Xiaochuan,""Actually, I'm full too. I can't eat that much. Come, come, Fan Kuai, help me wrap this up. I'll return this wine jug to you tomorrow.”
Fan Kuai hesitated for a moment, then nodded.
Liu Bang picked up the wine pot and said enthusiastically,""Brother, let's make a deal. Next time, it's my treat! See you again, see you again!"
With that, Liu Bang picked up the dog meat and wine pot and walked out of the dog meat shop.
A group of children around them sang," Master Liu San is a third-rate man. He cheated people of food and drinks. There are 1,000 households in Pei County, and 990 people were cheated.”
"Go, go, go!"
After saying that, Liu Bang fled.
……
On the way home, Liu Bang suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.
"Why do I feel like my whole body is heating up…"
Liu Bang was shocked. Could it be that he had been plotted against by that kid just now?
However, he immediately erased this thought.
How could he be plotted against? He had never met that person before, so it was impossible for him to plot against him.
Perhaps she had eaten something bad.
"Aiyo!"
Liu Bang quickly ran back to his house. Soon, the simple straw hut appeared in his sight.
"The outhouse, the outhouse!"
Liu Bang put the dog meat and wine in front of the door and ran to the latrine.
His face turned redder and redder.
Just as he was about to reach the smelly toilet, he stopped with a dark expression.
"Plop!"
Liu Bang's body was filled with a foul smell.
"It's out…"
Some of the people around him burst into laughter.
"What are you laughing at!"
Liu Bang ran into the outhouse with his soaked pants.
When he came out, his face was already extremely pale, and his pants were stained with yellow and white.
"Now, I don't have the strength to do it again…"
Liu Bang endured the stench and returned to his hut. He found a set of old clothes and changed into them.
"I'm really unlucky today."
Suddenly, he saw the wine and dog meat on the ground.
"It's still alright. It's still a little comforting!"
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