"Why is my little Jiji gone? Tell me!"
Yi Xiaochuan could not help but burst into laughter when he saw Gao Yao's frantic look.
"Hahahaha!"
"Don't laugh! You bastard!"
"Old Gao, I plan to send you to the palace to be a eunuch. Only then can you become the powerful Zhao Gao!”
Upon hearing Yi Xiaochuan's words, Gao Yao burst into tears.
"Little Chuan, you bastard, if I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have had the power to rule the world!”
Gao Yao was filled with regret.
"Bastard, you're still smiling!"
Gao Yao suddenly splashed the water at Yi Xiaochuan, looking very angry.
"Haha, Old Gao, please calm down. The thing you ate just now is called the Shrinking Yang Pill. As the name suggests, in a few months, your second life will grow back. I believe that by then, you will have already sneaked into the palace!”
Hearing this, Gao Yao quieted down a little.
"If it can really grow out, then it's still acceptable!”
Although it was indeed a little absurd for little Jiji to shrink in and grow out again, he had already transmigrated. What else could he not accept?
Therefore, Gao Yao believed Yi Xiaochuan when he said that his little Jiji could still grow back.
"However, Xiaochuan! My little Jiji won't become shorter, right? It won't affect my usage, right?”
Although it could grow back, it would be unacceptable if it became shorter or only three centimeters left.
"Cough cough, don't worry. This Shrinking Yang Pill is produced by Yi Xiaochuan. There's absolutely no surprise!”
After hearing Yi Xiaochuan's assurance, Gao Yao laid down leisurely in the bathtub.
"I didn't expect that I, Gao Yao, could also enter the palace as a eunuch. When the time comes, as long as I serve a noble consort, after a few months, hehehe…"
Thinking of this, Gao Yao couldn't help but laugh.
"People say that the emperor has three palaces, six courtyards, and seventy-two concubines. Those concubines are all as beautiful as flowers. When the time comes, I, Gao Yao, can also indulge in debauchery like Xiao Chuan, hahaha!”
Yi Xiaochuan sat down beside Gao Yao and patted his shoulder.
"I say, Old Gao, what are you thinking in your head? Qin Shi Huang had many concubines. That old man Qin Shi Huang couldn't satisfy all of them. Logically speaking, there were 3,000 concubines in the harem. Even if he broke one every day, it would take at least ten years. After ten years, Qin Shi Huang would definitely be impotent!”
"That's not right! Xiaochuan, I heard that the emperor has a special secret recipe. It is said that the tiger penis is first fed to the pigs, then the pork is fed to the horses, and then the horses are killed for the emperor to eat!”
Yi Xiaochuan's eyes widened.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Horses eat meat?"
"Hai, I also heard it from others. Now, I have almost forgotten about it. Maybe there is a mistake in it. However, I heard that Qin Shihuang had killed a few concubines!”
Gao Yao clenched his fists, his face filled with envy.
"F * ck, so fierce! Let's try it later?"
" Alright, that's good. When I have money, I'll buy some tiger penises to feed the pigs, and then…"
Yi Xiaochuan nodded his head in agreement. However, he soon realized that they seemed to have gone off topic.
"Old Gao, the main point I want to say is not here. If you mess with the harem, you will be executed by a thousand cuts!”
"Executed by the Spirit Pool? Why did he have to go to the Spirit Pool to be executed?”
Yi Xiaochuan slapped Gao Yao's head.
"Old Gao, the death penalty is not to bring you to the Spirit Pool to be executed. Instead, I will use a small knife to cut off your flesh piece by piece. Moreover, I won't allow you to die.”
"F * ck, so scary!"
Gao Yao immediately shivered. He felt a chill on his little Ji Ji. He touched it, but he couldn't touch his little Ji Ji.
"However, when you become the commander of the Zhongche Prefecture and I become the Great General, we can control the court. It's not impossible for you to have a few concubines. But now, you have to find an opportunity to get close to Huhai and assist him in the future.”
"Huhai?"
"Yes, Qin Shihuang had two sons. One was called Fusu, and the other was called Huhai. That Huhai was a good-for-nothing who indulged in debauchery, but Fusu was not ordinary. If he became the second emperor of Qin, it would be difficult for him to rebel in the future!”
"Good! I must find a way to get close to that Huhai! I didn't expect that I, Gao Yao, would be able to achieve great things one day. It's really exciting! Hahahaha!"
While Gao Yao was laughing evilly, a young man knocked on the door.
"Xiaochuan, Zhao Gao, the pavilion chief invites you over for a drink!”
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