I once joined Qin Shihuang on Mount Tai.
She had also gone to Luoyang with Li Shimin.
He even had sex with Wu Mei Niang in the throne room.
I became brothers, friends, or enemies with many people, but when they all died, I was still alive because I was a zombie, the Ancient Corpse Emperor!
"I buried all my brothers in the north and south of China, intending to sleep with them forever until the Japanese invaders dug up my coffin…
"What is it? How could China be invaded by a small country? Tens of millions of Chinese civilians were slaughtered?”
"How dare you! Where were his former comrades from Huaxia? Bai Qi, Xiang Yu, Chen Qingzhi, Zhao Zhaoyun, where are they? Climb out of the coffin with me and charge into Tokyo. I swear I won’t return until I kill the emperor!!!”
On that day, during the dusk of the gods, the tombs in China rumbled as the once proud heroes walked out…