Taking money from others and helping them to eliminate disasters (Oh NO, actually brainwashing people)!
Dongfang Hao had the 10,000 yuan consultation fee that Qing Tong had just given him in his pocket. No matter what, he had to pretend to act out today's scene with some depth, creativity, and credibility.
As long as the brainwashing was successful, Qing Tong would accept his theory from the bottom of her heart, and the work of poaching him would be doubled with half the effort.
In Dongfang Hao's world, there was no such thing as " gifting a daughter "!
You want me to help someone else? Dream on!
He had to enforce justice on behalf of the heavens. He couldn't let this infatuated and beautiful spider demon fall into Wang Fugui's trap.
If he could make Wang Fugui's head a big cuckold (and then awaken his sleeping memories of his previous life, making him wish he was dead), that would be awesome!
He believed that the dozens of internet celebrities who had been tortured by Wang Fugui and then banished to the cold palace and labeled as Wang Fugui's ex-girlfriend had long been waiting for a love saint like Dongfang Hao to appear and avenge them!
Dongfang Hao pointed at the notebook on Qingtong's desk and asked,""I forgot to bring my laptop when I went out today. Is it convenient for me to use your laptop to create Love Strategy?”
"Teacher Dongfang, you can use it however you want. I rarely use a computer.”Qing Tong respectfully handed the notebook to Dongfang Hao and stood by the side with a devout expression.
Dongfang Hao logged into the computer and successfully implanted a surveillance virus into it. From this moment on, all of Qing Tong's phone call records and WeChat chat records would be copied and forwarded to his phone by the surveillance virus.
After inserting the virus, Dongfang Hao sorted out all the internet celebrities that Wang Fugui had spent the past few years on and did a big data analysis. He then forwarded it to Qingtong's WeChat.
"Teacher Dongfang, what does this data mean? Please forgive me for being ignorant and a little confused!”Qing Tong looked at the big data forwarded by Dongfang Hao and asked weakly, feeling ashamed of her ignorance.
"This big data suggests that the core point of a man choosing a woman is only two words: Look at the face! Look at the face! Look at your face!" Dongfang Hao drank the juice in one gulp.
Tushan Susula tugged at Dongfang Hao's sleeve and whispered,""Brother Dongfang, you just said six words.”
"Pfft! You little fool, you almost made me spit out my juice. I only said important things three times!”Dongfang Hao was sweating profusely. He was truly convinced by Tushan Su Su, this stupid fox.
Qing Tong rushed to the mirror with a blank expression and looked at her face carefully. Was it really that ugly?
After 600 years of secluded cultivation in the human world, did humans really think that their faces were more important than their chests?
The information provided by Dongfang Hao was really special. It was completely different from the theory she had accepted before.
Qing Tong had always thought that she could attract Wang Fugui's attention as long as she had a perfect face like Tushan Meimei. She never expected that a girl's face was so important to a man.
Qing Tong carefully observed the internet celebrities that Wang Fugui had been following over the years. There was really one thing in common: Their faces were all awl-shaped. They had big eyes, double eyelids, long black hair, and their skin had been dyed with colorful light. With heavy makeup, they looked more charming than fairies.
Dongfang Hao was indeed the top-notch relationship counselor of Mud Mountain!
Qing Tong felt that she was really lucky today to be able to get to know him when she was infinitely confused. Otherwise, she would only go further and further down the wrong path.
For the first time, Qing Tong despised her current figure and appearance.
"Teacher Dongfang, should I cultivate for another 600 years to reconstruct my face shape?”
Qing Tong looked at Dongfang Hao with infinite sorrow. She was worried that after 600 years, even if her face had changed to the way Wang Fugui liked it, he would have died long ago and turned into mud. At that time, what was the use of her being perfect?
What a brain-wrenching question!
Dongfang Hao shook his finger." Actually, your looks are not worse than those internet celebrities. Your weakness is that you're too proactive. Do you understand the meaning of the phrase 'playing hard to get?'”
Qing Tong and Tushan Susu shook their heads.
"Qingtong, you're still too naive. How can you deal with an old driver without any tricks?”
"Old driver? No, no, no, I'm not interested in the driver.”
"Wow! Wang Fugui is an experienced driver. If you want to deal with him, then listen to me. From today onwards, don't send him a message or call him for a month. Go missing once. You have to disappear completely and cut off all channels that the Wang family can contact you through.”
Qing Tong shook her head, worried that Wang Fugui would still remember her a month later.
If Wang Fugui fell in love with a woman at first sight within this month, wouldn't she have to wait for another life?
"Miss Qingtong, look at Wang Fugui. He's burning like a toad. He won't recover without three to five months of closed-door treatment. During his treatment period, his emotions are at their weakest.”
What he said made sense!
Qing Tong felt that she was still too naive!
It turned out that there was such a profound trick to dating. She immediately expressed that she would adopt this plan.
"Disappearing will only make him feel a sense of loss, but it's enough to make him feel a sense of crisis. Therefore, during the time you disappear, you have to create a series of scandals.”Dongfang Hao laughed in his heart as he watched the prey walk towards the trap he had set up step by step, waiting for him to capture it.
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