"You old fart! Tell me, are you trying to take care of me?”The joints of his hands cracked. Liu Mang's anger was enough to set the entire Woodleaf Village on fire.
The third-generation Eye Hokage chuckled as he picked up his pipe. The dark brown age spots on his face seemed to be blooming with joy." How could that be? This is a mission requirement." Since the villagers had given out a mission, someone had to do it, right?”
"Then you want us to dig out feces?"
Bang! Liu Mang slammed the mission list on the table, his body trembling in anger. Damn it, this old man has lost his conscience.
"Don't say that. The mission was given by the villagers.”
He spat out a mouthful of smoke and leaned back. The despicable look on the third generation old man's face was as hateful as he could be.
Liu Mang knew that he couldn't win against the other party in this matter. He kicked the office table angrily and turned around to follow his teammates, who were also angry, to the mission location, No. 105 public toilet in the commercial district of Muye Village.
"You old fart, just you wait!”Digging out feces in front of countless people, Class 7 was utterly humiliated.
Kakashi, who had followed them, looked left and right. Suddenly, he narrowed his single eye and said,"You guys stay here first. I have something to do and will be back soon.”
"Teacher Kakashi…"
Whoosh!
Looking at the teacher who ran away without giving her any time to reply, the entire class was in a mess!
The word 'Jing' appeared on Haruno Sakura's forehead.
The second assistant lost his composure and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Naruto turned into a toad
Liu Mang, who was standing at the back, went berserk." F * ck you!”
If he wanted to escape, then so be it. What excuse was there to find? He turned his head to stare at Kakashi's disappearing figure, and the furious Flowing Light threw the manuscript away.
Naruto Sasuke Haruno Sakura, who was standing in front of the 105 public toilet with a gloomy face, looked at each other. Who was doing this job? Should everyone come together or find someone to come alone?
Just as she was hesitating, a fat, ball-shaped man who weighed at least 800 pounds pulled open the wooden curtain.
In an instant, a faint smell of dung blew through his entire body.
Naruto…
Sasuke...
Xiao Ying…
After a short pause, Naruto covered his belly and squatted down to vomit.
Sasuke's face twitched and he said dryly,"Whoever wants to do this can do it."”
"Kill me!" Haruno Sakura pulled at her collar, feeling so disgusted that her face turned green.
After complaining, Liu Mang looked at them and pulled Naruto up.
"Is it smelly inside?"
"Stinky!"
"You don't want it on your body, right?"
"Yes, sir!"
Therefore, Liu Mang nodded and instructed," Then, Naruto, I'll leave this job to you."”
"Ah! Boss, why me?" Opening his mouth wide and pointing at his nose, Naruto Uzuzuki instantly became Spartan.
Liu Mang patted his blonde head and clicked his tongue."Shadow clone, do you understand shadow clone?”
Shadow Clone!
Liu Mang's brows were tightly knitted together as he tried to make fun of Sasuke Sakura. The two of them, who did not want to go into the toilet to dig out feces, smiled at Naruto for the first time, and their words were full of pleading.
Naruto-san, who was almost moved to tears, acted on impulse and split into hundreds of shadow clones. He was pulled away by Flowing Light, saying that he was going to eat barbecue by the river.
As the sun went down, the shadow clones that had finished digging up the feces disappeared one after another. Naruto, who was happily gnawing on a rabbit leg by the river, froze, and his little face instantly turned green, dark green!
'Ugh! I can't take it anymore!
Who can save me?
I, I'm going to die…
The disgust that the shadow clone had brought back from a day of work erupted at the same time. It was like Naruto who had been soaked in manure soup, and his mouth was filled with the smell of manure. The originally delicious roasted rabbit meat had turned into a deadly poison at this moment.
Old!
Big!
The miserable wail spread throughout the entire Kiba Ninja Village in the night. Flowing Light, who was in the base of the Qimu family, let out a long sigh." Don't blame me. I didn't want to do this." If you want to blame someone, blame the third generation old fart. The mission was given by him. It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me.”
The next morning, a light breeze blew through the green leaves. In Naruto's office building, Naruto's face was pale as if he had been sick for more than ten years. Kakashi was stunned after receiving the task. He gave the list to Liu Mang and ran away." The female cat next door is about to give birth. I'll go help."”
Female cat? Parturition?
Black lines appeared on Liu Mang's forehead as he watched Kakashi leave like the wind. He suddenly had an extremely uneasy premonition. He lowered his head and slowly opened the mission list. His handsome little face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.
"You old fart! Are you done?"
Yesterday, he was cleaning the toilets, and today, he was watering the fields. Can't you give me a mission that doesn't have anything to do with feces?
"Flowing Light, this is the village's test for you. Some missions have to be done by someone. Alright, you can go now. Next.”
Business was business as usual as he waved his hand to indicate for them to leave. The sneaky third-generation old man secretly said," You dare to bring a fat woman home for me? If I don't torture you to death, I won't be called Yuan Fei Ri Zhan."
"Who's doing the work today?"
The hot wind blew in the fields, and the piles of dung soup could stink for 800 miles. Haruno Sakura looked at Naruto with a pale face.
The fool who had suffered a great loss yesterday immediately patted his chest and promised that he would do the work today when he saw the beauty's cowardice.
"I'm proud of you." Liu Mang nodded and left.
The second assistant pretended to be arrogant and snorted." That's all you're capable of.”
"Naruto, please, I'll make lunch for you.”
Haruno Sakura, who didn't want to be contaminated by the feces soup, used her trump card and fooled Naruto.
Liu Mang, who had walked a short distance away, was silent for a moment. Suddenly, he turned around and shouted,""Since the shadow clone can bring back the feeling of digging shit, it can also bring back the battle experience to the main body. Naruto, do you understand what I'm saying?”
Xiao Ying!
Sasuke!
"I don't understand."
Bang! Bang! With two muffled thuds, the shocked Haruno Sakura and Second Sukeko fell to the ground with bumps all over their heads.
"Naruto, you're really an idiot, I'm serious.”
"Ah! Boss, so that's how it is? You're really a genius!"
Suddenly, he thought of something and jumped up high. He looked at Whirlpool Naruto, who was falling headfirst into the dung pile, and turned around to leave. If he stayed any longer, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold back and cut this rebellious kid with his knife.
As the sun set, another day's mission was completed. Kakashi opened the door and coughed." It's not possible to cultivate using a shadow clone.”
"I know, but Naruto can." He rolled his white eyes towards the door, and the corners of his mouth curled up in a mocking manner.
Kakashi, who was momentarily stunned, turned around and slammed the door shut." I shouldn't have come.”
"You really shouldn't have come. I'm not a ninja. What's the use of telling me? Don't forget to remind the second assistant and Xiao Ying that those two guys aren't very smart.”
His footsteps made a squeak as he heard the sound of someone slipping outside. Liu Mang closed his eyes in satisfaction and continued to sit cross-legged. He had been doing this since he was born. Although lying down was also possible, this position was still the most efficient.
The next day, at daybreak, other than the famous slackers, Liu Mang and Kakashi, the remaining three people in Class 7 were all listless and looked like frosted eggplants.
"Teacher Kakashi, why can't I?”
The second assistant, who was obsessed with revenge and finally saw a glimmer of light, was ruthlessly snuffed out. He had lost his composure.
Kakashi looked back and forth three times with a solemn expression, and reminded him in a rare serious tone," Since Shadow Doppelganger is listed as a forbidden technique, there is naturally a reason why it is listed as a forbidden technique. You and Sakura are different from Naruto. He's from the Whirlpool Clan, and his natural recovery ability is strong, and…"
Kakashi stole a glance at his belly and cut off what he wanted to say.
Uchiha Sasuke clenched his fists angrily after getting a half-answer. He looked at Naruto with jealousy. However, while he was jealous of others, he seemed to have forgotten that others were also jealous of his shirunyan.
"What suits you is the best.”
Liu Mang didn't want to be a nanny after suddenly reminding him. Annoyed, Sasuke turned his head and bowed to ask for guidance.
Liu Mang looked at Kakashi." He's your teacher.”
"Ah! How could you do this, Liu Mang? Didn't you help Naruto? Why can't you help Sasuke?”
Liu Mang looked coldly at Sakura, who was in a daze. He pulled Naruto over and rubbed his blonde head." This kid is my little brother. It's only right for me to help him."”
"I can also be your little brother." With a burning gaze, he made a promise. The second assistant was willing to give up everything for revenge.
Looking at this guy who had been filled with sorrow for his entire life, Liu Mang's heart softened and he sighed,""I can help you open the Shurunyan, but forget about being a follower. Our Muye gang doesn't plan to recruit anyone for the time being.”
"Then I'll leave it to you." The second assistant bowed deeply to the ground, completely ignoring Kakashi who was standing beside him.
No one in Class 7 was willing to answer this instructor who didn't even carry out missions together.
"Naruto, split up into a shadow clone to accept the mission. Sasuke, come with me."
It was a bottomless cliff, and there were jagged rocks everywhere on the cliff. Flowing Light, who was standing at the top of the wind vent, took off the rope he was carrying on his shoulder and threw one end to his second assistant, whose expression had changed slightly. He smiled like a fox and said,"Tie it to your waist and jump down from here. Don't worry, you won't die from the fall."
"Are you kidding me? People will die!" Haruno Sakura clenched her fist and grabbed the end of the rope. In a moment of desperation, she exploded and looked at Sasuke with concern in her eyes.
The second assistant's expression changed drastically as he thought about it. He gritted his teeth and grabbed the rope back to tie it around his waist. Without waiting for him to speak, Liu Mang turned around and kicked his butt.
Looking at Sasuke Uchiha who was falling off the cliff, Haruno Sakura shouted,"
"You! What are you doing?"
The rope that was falling down rapidly decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye. It was about to reach the bottom. Haruno Sakura tugged at Liu Mang's collar as she heard the screams from Kaede Tsuyoshi." I'm going to kill you! Give Sasuke back to me!"”
"Brainless woman, if you don't let go quickly, he will really die.”From the corner of his eyes, he glanced at the rope that had only a few circles left on the ground. He pushed Haruno Sakura away and picked up the other end of the rope and stuffed it to Uzumaki Naruto, who had just regained his senses." Hold on, if you can't hold Sasuke, you're dead."”
"Ah! Yes, Boss." Naruto's head was shocked, and he clenched his teeth and wrapped the rope around his arm.
Looking at his silly look, Liu Mang was about to die of anger." Use Shadow Clone, Shadow Clone, you idiot.”
"Ah! Shadow clone?"
The rope in his hand slipped and slipped. Uzumaki Naruto stared at Flowing Light, who was shoveling the ground with both feet and dragging him to the edge of the cliff. He finally reacted at the last moment. However, it was too late to catch him. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! The shadow clones that were split apart flew forward one by one. Fortunately, they managed to grab Xiao Ying's ankle, who had pounced out first.
As the sun set, the Class 7 students who had barely escaped death huddled together, panting heavily. Liu Mang, whose body was bruised and swollen with many cuts, glared fiercely at the smirking Uzumaki Naruto." You know what, kid? I really want to kill you."”
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