"Breakfast, breakfast, breakfast ~ Mika, please have some pity on me and give me some food. Even if I don't have any food to eat, don't replace salt with washing powder ~"
Early in the morning, Wang Yun collapsed weakly on the dining table, acting like a rascal.
Unfortunately, Meijia didn't pity Wang Yun at all. For the past week, Meijia had stopped cooking for Wang Yun. However, Wang Yun was very strong at first. He wanted to cook for himself. He would cook for himself. But when he made the first pot of porridge, he understood that it was useless even if he cooked in Room 3602. As for the reason, hehe, would you dare to eat the bubbling food in the pot?
Guan Gu was the only one in iPartment who was not involved in this mess. Because of what Wang Yun had given him, Guan Gu had forgotten to eat and sleep for more than a week in order to achieve his great dream. He only came out of seclusion today to receive his eldest senior brother who had come from afar. Then, he would continue his seclusion until he had gathered three drafts and sent them to the largest serial comic in his hometown, Shōnen Jump!
Wang Yun, on the other hand, crawled to Room 3601 after seeing how heartless Meijia was. Although he didn't know if eating fingernail and hair fried rice for breakfast would kill him, Wang Yun knew that if he didn't eat, this body would definitely rebel!
Twenty minutes later, Wang Yun finished the entire bowl of Egg Fried Rice under Yifei's gentle gaze. Poor Wang Yun only dared to slowly pull out the hair in her mouth when Yifei turned around and left. Her expression was so ferocious, and her eyes were filled with tears.
After all, this was the only edible thing Yifei made. If she didn't eat this, Yifei would be very kind and make other lumps for Wang Yun. Have you ever seen tuna noodles that are like cement? Have you ever seen Gong Bao steel nails? Have you ever seen grilled pork?
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"Ding ding dong da, fu lu wa ~ ka, hello, you are?”
"Wang Yun! Get your ass to the bar!"
"Cough, yes, Yifei, what can I do for you?”Even though they were on the phone, Wang Yun looked like a traitor who had defected to Japan.
Now, Wang Yun was the real him. He had just bought lunch with Zhanbo and was 80% full. In that instant, he was full again.
"Do you know that my brother is going to Mount Song?”
"Yeah, it's pretty good. Speaking of which, I also want to go downstream. Anyway, the paintings in Guan Gu have basically been finalized recently. As for the online shop, we can just suspend business. Anyway, we've already earned back our capital.”
"Get lost, that's not what I meant. I meant that Zhanbo is going to Shaolin Temple!”
"To learn martial arts, why don't you just teach him? I don't think those bald donkeys can beat you.”
"I'm saying that Zhanbo wants to become a monk! What did you say to Zhanbo in the afternoon? Why is he shouting about becoming a monk now?"
"It's nothing. Oh, I remember now. Didn't we go out to buy takeout in the afternoon? Zhanbo is really a kind little boy. He took all the takeout by himself. Then, good people always have good karma. We met a beautiful woman who hit on Zhanbo! But later, we found out that the girl actually thought that Zhanbo was a delivery man, but we explained it to the girl directly. At that time, we didn't see how depressed Zhan Bo was.”
Hu Yifei slapped her forehead." So the problem lies with you! Wang Yun! Hurry up and appease Zhanbo. Tell him not to leave yet. I'll think of a way. If you let him become a monk, I'll let you enter the palace!”
Hearing this, Wang Yun couldn't help but clamp his legs and quickly said," As long as you give the order, I will serve you wholeheartedly. This is my brother-in-law!" Dear, leave it to me!"
Then, the effect of eating and drinking to his heart's content was obvious. Wang Yun instantly went to the bar downstairs and found where to drink…The juice-filled exhibition had opened up the aspect of him that he was least proficient in, comforting people.
"Zhanbo, you look so unhappy. What's the matter? Tell me and make me happy. Ah, pui, let me help you think of an idea! After all, we'll be a family in the future."
Zhanbo looked a little haggard." Wang Yun, do you remember the girl we met in the elevator? She thought I was a delivery girl?”
"I know. Didn't we explain it clearly to that girl? Moreover, I saw that she didn't look at me properly since she waited for the elevator. She kept staring at you.”
"What do you know? After I got home, I realized that my pants were unzipped. No wonder she kept staring at me. If it weren't for this, I probably wouldn't have looked at me the entire time. By the way, Wang Yun, do you think it's better for me to go to Shaolin Temple or other temples? They say that Shaolin Temple is good, but I've searched the Internet. The big temples are too chaotic now. As a monk whose Dharma name is Lust and precepts, I think it's better to go to a small temple for peace.”
When Wang Yun heard this, he was almost dying of conversation. The topic of Zhanbo had even changed to becoming a monk. If he couldn't persuade Zhanbo, Hu Yifei's words about entering the palace were no joke. "Zhan Zhanbo, don't be rash! Think about it, if you become a monk, wouldn't all your years of studying the internet be in vain?”
When Zhanbo heard this, the enthusiasm on his face for being a monk seemed to have lessened a little.”
At this moment, some random bastard who was passing by said," Who said that monks can't play computer games? Can't we just pull a network cable to the temple?"”
Wang Yun's expression changed drastically." Which bastard is this?!"”
Seeing the enthusiasm on Zhanbo's face increase, she said," This is great. With a computer and a quiet place, it's just right for me to spend the rest of my life."”
Wang Yun slapped his forehead. Damn it! He even told him about the benefits, but Zhan Bo was only 21 years old and he wanted to spend the rest of his life with him. Wasn't this nonsense?!
Wait a minute! Wang Yun thought of a fatal blow!
"Zhanbo, are you sure you want to be a monk? One had to know that after becoming a monk, one could no longer get close to women!”
Zhan Boyi looked at her with tears in his eyes." I went for this!”
"Oh, oh, oh ~ Then we can only visit you after you cultivate in the temple for more than ten years. We can't disturb your Tranquil Root. At that time, your sister and I might be married, but we can't ask you to be the best man because you've already become a monk. Oh, that's right, Wanyu might get married by then. Similarly, we can't invite you over, but we can wait until your cultivation has reached a small success before we go to see you.”
"At that time, you can watch Wan Yu holding her husband's hand and look at you with tears in her eyes. At that time, your six roots will be pure and unmoved by external things. With an indifferent expression, you can pray for this newlywed couple again ~"
"No, absolutely not! I can't do it!"
Zhanbo's reaction was very intense! It was obvious that the scene described by Wang Yun had pierced him. Wang Yun and his sister, his heart was mostly filled with blessings, but Wanyu! He couldn't watch someone else marry him and then give his blessings. When he thought of that scene, Zhanbo felt a heart-wrenching pain!
"No, Wang Yun, I don't want to be a monk anymore. But, but,"
"But you wanted to pursue Wan Yu, but the other party didn't give you the answer you wanted, right?”
Zhanbo was a little stunned." How do you know?”
"Your sister told me about your good feelings for Wan Yu. I said you're dumb, but you're really dumb. In this society, there are too few people who dare to reveal their true side. From your reaction today, your feelings for Wan Yu seems to be a little beyond my and your sister's imagination.”
"I wanted to invite Wanyu to watch a science movie, but she rejected me. You don't know how popular those two tickets are!”
Wang Yun's smiling face turned serious." Zhanbo, do you like this kind of science and education film very much?”
"Of course! Exploring life on Saturn, this was about aliens! It's very interesting!"
"Is that so ~ then there are two choices in front of you now. One, give up Wan Yu!”
"Impossible!"
"Listen to me finish, give up Wan Yu and then go find a girl who has the same interest as you, a girl you like! " Oh, right, since you're interested in a female dinosaur, this shouldn't be difficult. I just don't know if your sister will put on a show of Wu Song beating up a tiger, oh, no, a dragon.”
Zhanbo was stunned again." Why? Isn't your choice the same as when I became a monk? Isn't it to watch Wanyu marry someone else?!"”
"You ask why? Fine, I'll tell you. Didn't your sister tell you before that there are many normal people in this world? This normal person doesn't mean that you're a weirdo. Of course, you're about to. Let me tell you, Wanyu graduated from a music academy in New York, and she has a very lively and cheerful personality. She likes freedom, or else she wouldn't have escaped. This is also why you like her, right, Zhanbo?”
"Yeah, at that time, Wan Yu's black and beautiful long hair brushed past my ring finger for the first time. Her free and easy character was deeply"
Wang Yun quickly stopped this guy. With his foundation, he could write a thesis if he was allowed to.
"It's fine as long as you say so. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Since she's cheerful and free, do you think he'll like the boring exploration of life on Saturn? It could be said that if she wasn't an acquaintance, she wouldn't even give you a reason and would just run away! You can't give the things you like to the girl you like, because most girls like things that you don't like! Do you understand?"
"Oh, I don't understand."
Wang Yun pressed his temples. He had a headache now. After a moment, Wang Yun made a pressing gesture with his hand to Zhan Bo." How about this? I'll tell you briefly. You know what Ziqiao is best at, right?”
"Yeah, chasing girls!"
"That's right, chasing girls! Do you know why his success rate is so high? It was because every time it picked up a girl, it would first observe what the other party liked! Using this as an entry point to strike up a conversation! After he succeeded, he would ask the girl about her preferences and then continue to lean towards her preferences! For example, the last time, the girl that Ziqiao was dating liked Sun Yanzi's songs, so he memorized all of Sun Yanzi's songs. Then, when he went on a date with that girl, he held her hand and sang them to her under the streetlights. Did you know the result?”
Zhanbo quickly added," You scared me half to death! I heard from Zi Qiao that he thought you guys castrated him.”
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"That was an accident. Don't worry about these details! In the end, it was Zi Qiao who tricked the girl into his hands. It was enough to know this! Don't ask me how I know, damn it, that bastard left my number again!”The last sentence was shouted out in a low voice
"Oh, I understand now. It means that when you chase after a girl, you can't chase after her according to your own preferences.”
Wang Yun pushed away the chair he was sitting on and knelt on the ground. He shouted at the sky," God! Jade Emperor! Queen Mother! He finally understood!”
Zhanbo quickly pulled up this embarrassing person." Wang Yun, don't be like this. This is a bar!”
0.1 seconds later, Wang Yun returned to his gentlemanly appearance." Very good. Since you understand this, I can tell you the other choice." The second is, give up your stubbornness and stop using Transformers and aliens to ask Wanyu out! Can't you ask her what she likes? But don't chase after them only after you understand everything. By then, the daylily would have long gone cold!”
Listening to your words is better than studying for ten years. Then Wang Yun, how should I pursue Wanyu? Is there a specific way?"
"Yes, about that! "You'd better ask Ziqiao. My task is completed. Bye ~" After saying that, Wang Yun ran out of the bar like a thunderbolt.
"D * mn, it's already not easy to lie for so long. What else do you want? Let Zi Qiao have a headache about what happens next! If he dared not teach her, Yifei would let him know why the flowers were so red!”
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Thank you, QQ, for the 588 points reward. Also, regarding the female lead, everyone might not have seen it clearly, but up until now, these two people were not even considered lovers. If it wasn't for that night and everyone saw it, their relationship wouldn't be like this. As for this situation, it would gradually become clear in the future.
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