Ding!" Detected that the current host completely meets the system's requirements. Beginning binding."
Ye Ling was stunned when he heard that.
"Binding:5%~10%~20%~80%~99%~100%. Ding! Godly Entertainment System binding complete."
Just as Ye Ling was at a loss, a pleasant female voice rang in his mind." Hello, host. I am the system elf, Little Ya. I am at your service."
Ye Ling was shocked for a while. Then, he let out a breath and asked with interest," Little Ya, what functions does the god-level entertainment system have? Tell me about it."
Now, he had completely adapted to it. Since he had been reborn, he was not so unacceptable to the system that had appeared.
" Hello, host. Actually, as long as you call me in your heart, I can hear you." Xiao Ya chuckled.
Ye Ling understood what she meant. Xiao Ya continued," The god-level system is the future system 200 years later. The host is the first owner of this system."
Ye Ling didn't seem to understand what she was saying, but he felt that it was very high-class. Xiao Ya continued," With this system, not only can you increase your abilities, but you can also get all kinds of rewards if you complete missions. Even becoming a superstar is a piece of cake."
"A celebrity? " It's indeed something to look forward to." Ye Ling laughed softly. Then, he asked," Are there any missions that I can do now?"”。
In his previous life, he had been mediocre. Now, the heavens had given him a chance to do it all over again. With an illustrious background and a system from the future, he was naturally unwilling to be lonely and wanted to live his life to the fullest.
"Yes, host." Xiao Ya said with a faint smile,"The first main mission is to sell barbecue in the Summoner's Canyon."
" Completion reward: God-level singing technique, one God-level lottery draw."
"What?" Ye Ling was completely stunned. Summoner's Canyon? League of Legends? More importantly, they were selling barbecue inside? ohno。
Ye Ling laughed dryly." Little Ya, this joke isn't funny at all."
" Host, this isn't a joke." Xiao Ya smiled sinisterly and said," This mission is automatically accepted. If you don't complete the mission, your penis will have to be shortened by 20 centimeters."
This time, Ye Ling was completely dumbfounded. He immediately opened his mouth and started cursing," F * ck, what rubbish god-level entertainment system? This is clearly a god-level system, alright? Future system? F * ck you, Old Mu."
" Warning to the host. If the host continues to insult the system, he will be punished immediately." Xiao Ya's extremely sinister smile was transmitted.
Ye Ling's body froze. He then laughed and said," Little Ya, you must have heard wrong. How could I dare to scold the system? You must have heard wrong. Yes, that must be it."
Xiao Ya only rolled her eyes at Ye Ling's shamelessness.
Little did he know that Ye Ling was already cursing in his heart. This damned mission was impossible to complete, alright? He even said that it was a system from the future.
Although he was unwilling, he still had to complete the mission. Otherwise, he would be killed. He did not want to die a second time.
It was just that the completion level was a little difficult. Ye Ling pondered for a while, then said seriously," Ahem, I say, Little Ya, no matter what, I'm your first host, right?”
"Look at how difficult this mission is. As a System Elf, do you really have the heart to let someone who is in the prime of their lives, like a flower, no, innocent, romantic, lively, cute, and loved by everyone?"
" A handsome flower of the motherland, an honest and trustworthy young man, the dream lover of millions of young girls, the perfect young woman's heart…"
" Stop!" Ye Ling wanted to say something, but Little Ya immediately shouted for him to stop. The more she heard Ye Ling say such shameless words, the more flustered she felt.
"I haven't finished yet. Why did you stop?”Ye Ling was originally immersed in his self-praise, but he stopped when he heard that. He felt relieved.
It had to be said that in order to gain some sympathy, Ye Ling had gone all out.
Xiao Ya's face darkened when she heard that. However, she was no match for a wily old fox like Ye Ling. She could only helplessly say," Tell me, what does the host want?"”。
She made it clear that she didn't want to continue listening to Ye Ling's shameless self-praise. She just wanted to end this topic quickly because it was indeed too annoying.
Although she was only a System Elf, she was still a System Elf with consciousness.
Ye Ling said solemnly," I don't want too much. I just want some divine weapons, god-level techniques, martial arts manuals, and all kinds of amazing skills."
" I don't need too much. I just need a hundred or so of them. I'm really not greedy. Really, I don't want any more, even if you give it to me," Ye Ling said righteously.
Xiao Ya almost cursed out loud when she heard that. This wasn't considered a lot? This was already quite a lot, alright?
Xiao Ya said weakly,"How about this? I'll give you the permission to let your real body enter the Summoner's Canyon for free. Other than that, there's nothing else."
" Tsk, so stingy." Ye Ling pursed his lips, his face full of disdain. This system was really stingy.
Xiao Ya's face darkened. She suppressed the anger in her heart and did not let it explode. She gritted her teeth and said," How about this? I'll give you another ability for free. Is this enough?”。
Ye Ling pursed his lips. It was obvious that he wasn't satisfied. Xiao Ya was furious when she saw this. She shouted at him," Do you want it or not? If not, I'll confiscate it all."
" Alright, alright. Although it's a little small, no matter how small a mosquito is, it's still a quick meal. So what if I'm at a disadvantage? Who asked me to be so righteous?" Ye Ling said righteously.
.........
Xiao Ya fell silent. When she met such a host, she didn't know if she should say the words 'motherf * cker' or not.
Although Xiao Ya had fulfilled her promise, when it came to choosing, Ye Ling couldn't help but think about it. There were too many options, but he could only choose one.
Looking at the dazzling array of products in the system store, every single one of them was so heaven-defying. Unknowingly, Ye Ling's gaze became a little heated.
Every single one of them was so heaven-defying, but he could only choose one. What a f * cking scam.
Ye Ling rolled his eyes, and then the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile. His smile was unsightly. When Xiao Ya saw Ye Ling's smile, her heart skipped a beat.
She had a bad feeling about this.
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