[Ding! "
Fusion complete, system initialisation…
""System initialisation complete, activation successful…"
"Canine God System at your service.】
A cold voice that could not differentiate between male and female woke Xu Mo up. He suddenly shivered and got up from the ground.
A recent memory began to flash in his mind: Out of control, the truck flipped over and crashed into him. The screams of the crowd, the pain, the darkness that swallowed his consciousness
…I…I thought I was dead? How could this be…F * ck! What is this!
Xu Mo felt a splitting headache. He subconsciously wanted to raise his hand to pat his head, but then he realized that something was wrong. Not only did it feel wrong, but his entire body felt wrong. He held his hand in front of his eyes and saw…a claw!!
A white dog paw!
He lowered his head in horror and saw three other paws and…a dog's body!
"F * ck! What the hell is this!" "Ahhhh!!" Xu Mo screamed out of fear. However, the sound he made when he opened his mouth was…
"Ahhhh!!"
"…"
"…"
Dead silence.
Terrifying silence.
Then…
"F * ck!!"
"Awooo! Awooo!"
"God!" Are you kidding me?"
"Awooo…
This must be a dream! Quickly wake up!"
"Awoooo…
Help!!"
"Awoo…"
"F * ck!!"
"Roar!"
In the midst of his hysterical venting, no matter what Xu Mo wanted to say, all he could do was howl.
In the end, Xu Mo had no choice but to accept the fact that he had become a dog!!
When he walked in front of the LCD TV and looked at the image on the screen, he broke down even more.
It was actually a freaking husky! Erha! Erha!
"I'm really a dog!!”Xu Mo cursed in his heart. Then, he suddenly thought,'Damn it, could it be that I said this too much in my' previous life', so I really became a dog because of karma?'
Xu Mo felt like he was going crazy. He looked at himself in the mirror and then at the balcony beside him, wondering if he should just jump down and commit suicide.
Becoming a dog, and a f * cking happy husky at that, what meaning was there in this life…no, this dog life?
[If I were you, I wouldn't want to commit suicide. Believe me, you'll soon realize that this life... oh no, dog life is more exciting than your original one.】
At this moment, a cold voice suddenly sounded in Xu Mo's mind, giving him a fright.
"Who's there?!"
Xu Mo jumped on the spot and looked around, but he did not see anyone.
[Stop looking. I'm in your head.】
"In your brain?" Xu Mo was stunned. What the hell? Who are you?"
[I am the system.]
the voice replied.
[Dog God System.]
"Dog God System?" Xu Mo was stunned. What did he do?”
[Helping you to become a human…oh no, a dog born on a mountain peak.]】
"[…%…%**…(*)" Xu Mo was speechless for a while before he complained,"What's the use of a dog's life?!" In the end, he was still a dog! Who the hell would create such a boring system!! There was more! Did you do something to me being reborn as a dog?!”
[To be honest, I also want to know which god created such a troublesome system. Unfortunately, I don't have any relevant information in my database.】
The system agreed with Xu Mo's point of view and continued.
[However, your rebirth has nothing to do with me. I only fused with you because I detected that there was a qualified host.】
"Then how did I reincarnate as a dog?”
[How would I know?]
Xu
Mo was speechless for a while before asking,""Then what do you do?"
[I'm omnipotent.]
The system's answer made Xu Mo's spirit jolt."So you're saying that you've also turned me back into a human?”
[Yes.]
"Then quickly turn me back into a human!" Xu Mo said excitedly.!”
[Confirm command: Turn back into a human. [Points insufficient, unable to execute.]
"Points?" Xu Mo was stunned. What's that?"
[It's the currency of the system. If you want to use the power of the system, you must have the corresponding points. As long as you have enough points, you can even become a god, let alone a human.】
"Then how do I get the points?"
[Complete the mission issued by the system and you will receive the corresponding points.】
Wasn't this the same as playing a game?
Xu Mo was surprised and said impatiently,"Then quickly give me the mission!"
[
New mission released: As a happy husky, destroying your master's room is one of your survival pleasures. Please tear up your master's blanket and all your underwear within ten minutes.]】
"..." There
was another silence.
Xu Mo was stunned for a full ten seconds before he digested the contents of the mission. Then, he could not help but complain crazily,"F * ck! Are you f * cking kidding me? Is this the so-called mission?"
[Yes.]
"Are you sure you're not joking?”
[This mission was automatically generated by the system. It is real and effective.】
"Really effective? Are you kidding me? It was one thing to tear the blanket apart, but what the hell was with all the underwear! Why underwear! System, you're actually a pervert! It must be!"
[Once again, the system never jokes, nor is it a pervert. Host, do you accept the mission? If you reject, you will not be able to refresh the mission within 24 hours.】
"..." Xu Mo's heart was racing. He thought about the points reward the system had mentioned and the hope of turning back into a human. He gritted his teeth and said in his heart,"I accept!"!”
[Ding! Mission accepted. The timer begins. Host, please complete the mission within ten minutes. Time remaining: 9 minutes 59 seconds, 9 minutes 58 seconds, 9 minutes 57 seconds…
] I know! Shut the f * ck up!"
"Turn off the reminder function. If the host needs it, you can turn it on at any time.】
"..."
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