Even if Spark had already given up on healing his own results and had no competitive spirit, he didn't dare to raise the white flag in the face of such a disgusting punishment. He began to look for teammates.
He said it was to look for…
To be honest, there were only a few people who would agree to Spark's request.
Although Sasuke and Hinata would occasionally glance over, the two super top students were already surrounded by small fries. It would be very troublesome to find them to form a team.
Besides, it would be very tiring to team up with these two top students. They would definitely be in a hurry to rush to the top of the mountain.
Hence, Spark waved at Gorilla Sakura and invited him to join his weakest team.
The gorilla was just a muscled idiot who barely passed, while Spark and Naruto were trash at the bottom of the rankings. If anyone said that this team wasn't the weakest, even Spark himself wouldn't believe it.
Ignoring Sasuke and Hinata who kept waving at him, Spark brought Sakura and Naruto up the mountain.
"I want to be with Sasuke again. I want to be with Sasuke! Why didn't you invite Sasuke instead of this muscular gorilla? Even Hatata is ten thousand times better than him!”
As soon as they set off, Naruto started chattering.
"Shut up. Is my IQ higher or is your IQ higher? Without a doubt, I'm high! Don't you know that people with low IQ don't have the right to speak? A moron can just listen to me, a person with high IQ, obediently.”
There was a reason why he chose to team up with Sakura instead of Sasuke or Hatata. It was a very important reason.
Sasuke and Naruto had indescribable psychological problems, and Hatata was willing to die for Naruto. Why would he let one of them join the team? Did he not have enough dog food in class? He was not a wretch.
On the other hand, Sakura seemed to only have a good impression of Naruto. Sigh, this feeling of not forcing herself to be in love with him was very comfortable.
And the most important reason, the most important of all, was that if he was with Xiao Ying…
There was a very high chance that he would be blessed. Sharp!
As long as he deliberately walked slowly, Xiao Ying would definitely have to go to the toilet in the afternoon. He could go to the toilet with such a young girl who did not recognize her gender. It was fun!
So…Erzhu? Hinata? Or Ino?
Get lost! family photos. Profits are the king's way, it will make you fat. Only the youngest daughter of the king was righteous!
"Brother, what you said makes sense. Naruto, your IQ is low. You have to listen to us. Don't continue to hang out with villains like Sasuke who rely on their family's power to do evil. Work hard for justice with us. Show your backbone and fight like a man.”
"Why do I have to be like a man? I don't need it!”
Both of them disliked each other and started arguing.
At this moment, as a great gentleman, Spark decisively chose to stand on the side of the woman.
"Don't be a pushover. I also think that you need to have a backbone. The votes are now two to one. The minority obeys the majority. You're as cowardly as a piece of trash. From now on, you'll be the front of the car and open the way!”
"…You guys are bullies."
"So what if I bully you?”
"Yes! I don't want to be the front of the car even if I die!"
Naruto said aggrievedly and pointed at his temporary dress made of a jacket.
"If I was the front of the car, you guys would peek!”
"…Who the f * ck wants to peek under your skirt to disgust me?”
"Disgusting…not disgusting! Mine is just as beautiful as the books say!”
"Get lost! You're getting more and more addicted to such disgusting things, aren't you?! Itchy?"
Spark, who was disgusted by Naruto, picked up a small stone from the ground and smashed it on Naruto's head.
Beautiful your watermelon skin, disgusting is one thing, but you're still bragging.
Do you think I haven't seen Naruto before? Sai said that your thing is super small, and Little Renchuan Lee also said that your thing can be said to be the smallest in the world of Naruto.
For the sake of their friendship, Spark didn't insist on not letting Naruto, who had an inferiority complex, walk last, but...
"Why are you walking so slowly? Am I deliberately stalling for time or are you thinking about it?”
"Because of the wind…it's chilly and uncomfortable. It's all your fault, Spark.”
"Huh? Your excuse is really…uh…okay, I almost forgot that you're really…"
Before Spark could finish his sentence, Naruto anxiously waved his hand and shouted, interrupting Spark.
"Waaah…! Didn't you promise me not to say anything?!”
In the end, the noisy trio moved forward at a speed slower than a stroll, like turtles.
Although they were the fastest to set off in a team, their speed was the slowest, even slower than Shikamaru's.
However, it was precisely because of this that the three people at the back heard all kinds of strange explosions and wails on the mountain before they could go far. They knew that the ninja test was not as simple as climbing a mountain.
…It was filled with the smell of conspiracy.
Just as Spark was thinking about this, the Pig-Deer-Butterfly team, which had already run to the front of the last team, quickly ran in Spark's direction.
What a miracle! What had they encountered that could make Shikamaru run for his life?
When Pig Deer Butterfly ran down the mountain and brushed past Spark, they had a good relationship. Ino, who thought he was Spark's teammate, didn't forget to shout and remind him.
"Spark, you guys run as well! The bear is coming!”
"…Crazy."
Facing Ino's reminder, not to mention Spark, even Gorilla Sakura and Naruto did not take it to heart. How could there be a bear in the back of the school's mountain?
"Roar! The bear was here, and those who were 'killed' by the bear needed to climb the mountain again!!!”
"…F * ck!?" x3
When the three members of the last squad saw the creature that suddenly appeared and roared at them, they instantly stomped their feet in anger.
What was this teacher in a bear costume trying to do? Are you cheating?
While the three people at the end of the line were still in a daze, the teddy bear teacher took out a few water balloons from his pocket…
"These water balloons are filled with diluted pig feces. Those who are shot by them are dead! Ha! Ball in hand!"
After the puppet bear finished speaking, it threw a poop ball at Gorilla Sakura and Naruto.
Why didn't he throw Starfire? Because he had already run far away while Gorilla Sakura and Naruto were still in a daze!
Spark had thought that this was just a conspiracy by the school, but now he understood that it was not a conspiracy at all. It was an open conspiracy! They actually used sh * t to chase after a kid who wasn't even a Genin. Trash school had no morals. It was too terrifying!
The two ninjas, Sakura Gorilla and Naruto, had poor results in the test, but their actual combat ability was not bad. After narrowly dodging one of the poop balls each…
"Brother, why didn't you warn us when you ran away?？”
"Spark, you useless man, wait for me!”
"Wait your sister! I don't want to play games with sh * t balls! Goodbye!"
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