Ye Feng smiled lightly, he was calm.
This graceful bearing that did not change even when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him was admirable. Someone could not help but ask,""Then why do trolls like to slander you so much? Do you have a halo that attracts slander?”
Ye Feng pondered for a moment, he suddenly raised his head and said seriously: ""Because not only do they have holes in their brains, but they also have poetry and distance.”
Puff!
The netizens laughed.
How funny!
Lin Zhiling smiled.
It had changed.
Ye Feng had really changed, he had become sharp-tongued, humorous and adorable.
She pursed her lips and seemed to have thought of something. Her face turned red, like the sunset, like poppies, soft and radiant.
The netizens laughed, but the trolls were furious.
How infuriating!
He was furious at Ye Feng's merciless words.
He was also annoyed that he had no choice.
F * ck!
The atmosphere in the livestream room was harmonious, because of Ye Feng's overwhelming battle strength, the trolls were all hiding in fear, they did not dare to show themselves, the Casanova class had also started.
Ye Feng cleared his throat and sat up straight, saying: ""It's the rules. How about this? There's a colorful bullet screen function in the live broadcast room. You can send colorful bullet screens.”
Hearing this, the netizens looked at the colorful bullet screen and complained in dissatisfaction.
"D * mn, what a profiteer. A colorful bullet screen costs ten yuan.”
"You know how to do business, tsk tsk."
After complaining for a while, he didn't care anymore and started to send colorful bullet comments to " Casanova ". One of the bullet comments expressed the curiosity of many people.
"Ye Feng, you are very experienced, do you know how to move a girl's heart?”
"Just this? It's very simple!"
Ye Feng coughed dryly and said slowly: ""When we talk about dating a girl, there are many ways to warm the girl's heart, but what's the one that really moves the girl?”
He took his time and kept his appetite in suspense for a while before saying seriously,"You have to become the person in this world who makes her feel that you love her the most. And the person who loves her the most before you is her father. And how did a father usually love his daughter?”
That's right.
How did he love his daughter?
The netizens wanted to jump into the computer and put a knife on Ye Feng's neck to make him say it immediately, he was always hanging people's appetites, it was too hateful.
Ye Feng smiled, he did not want to keep her in suspense, he said it directly.
"There's something particularly important about the way a father loves his daughter. It was to transfer money to her daughter's card, and don't ask if she needed money, don't ask! Just transfer (money), understand?"
As he spoke, his voice was full of emotion. He gestured with his hands and feet. His body language was very rich. Coupled with his serious face, it was very funny.
The netizens were speechless.
Puff!
"Hahaha, the truth!"
"It's reasonable and convincing.”
"I believe it, I believe it, okay?”
All of them burst into laughter and winked at him.
However, many female netizens were unhappy.
What?
Just money?
You make us sound like we worship money.
Someone immediately sent a dissatisfied bullet comment.
"There's really nothing good about men. They treat you as a treasure when they pursue you, but after they get you, they're just grass.”
"Yes!"
Ye Feng was not flustered, he scratched his head and said seriously: ""There's nothing wrong with it."
The fickle netizens were stunned at first, then they were all beaming with joy.
"This grass is used very well!"
"There's indeed nothing wrong with it."
"This pretentious act is good.”
They were all speechless, so they immediately used their big moves.
Unreasonable!
"Are you looking down on women?"
"Sisters, let's get rid of the attention!”
Ye Feng seemed to have given in, he quickly said: ""Don't, don't, don't. Let's talk things out."
Seeing that he had admitted defeat, they could not help but nod in satisfaction.
Ye Feng pursed his lips and muttered: ""The biggest achievement of the women's rights movement is that more and more men are becoming gay.”
The netizens felt the same way.
"Yeah, women nowadays are getting more and more valiant. They even have nicknames for tough women, while men are getting more and more gay.”
Ye Feng suddenly smiled and said: " Many girls think that a boy is good to her and takes care of her just to have sex with her. I don't agree with this."”
Hmm?
He suddenly became serious, his netizens were not used to it, but those girls were very pleased, they thought that it was because of their intimidation that Ye Feng did not dare to act recklessly.
Ye Feng's gaze was meaningful, he shook his head and said: ""Actually, true love isn't for sex. Most of the time, we don't care about the sofa, balcony, living room, kitchen, toilet…We don't mind any of these.”
Whoosh!
“666666！”
"Second Battalion Commander, bring out my spaghetti and let this ally have a good time!”
"My spaghetti and cannons were all scammed by you allies!”
"Hello, is this 110? I f * cking flipped over. Hey, hey, hey, it's not the same turn as before. Someone stole my steering wheel!”
“……”
Ye Feng was brazenly telling dirty jokes, this made the netizens cheer and praise him in high spirits.
The female netizens were furious.
Dissatisfied.
No.
"I won't say much. I can only leave."
"I'm not watching anymore!"
They all threatened to leave in anger.
Ye Feng waved his hand and smiled: " Alright, alright, I won't say it anymore, I really won't say it this time, I'll play games?"”
Playing games?
No more Casanova classes?
The netizens were anxious.
"Don't, it's so boring to play games.”
"Don't be afraid, just do it!"
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