"F * ck, we flipped over."
"This time, not to mention the steering wheel, even the tires are gone.”
"I understand immediately. Am I hopeless?”
"I'm still a child, you bastards.”
"I feel like the two eggs I ate this morning were wasted.”
“……”
Ye Feng kept talking dirty jokes, most of the netizens were happy, but there were also some who came to listen to Ye Feng's 'learning' and were unhappy.
"By the way, are we still going to start classes?"
"That's right. If not, I'll leave. I might as well take a nap.”
Their voices of protest were quite loud.
Ye Feng shook his head and smiled, he said mysteriously: ""Why should I take a nap when I was alive?”
"What do you mean?"
"Sleep your ass off, get up and have fun!" Ye Feng slammed the table, many people were shocked.
Some people felt that they had been frightened and were unhappy.
"That person last time was also so awesome. He didn't leave peacefully! He didn't know how he died. His body convulsed in the morgue for three days, and when he was cremated, his screams were terrifying! When he came out, a strong wind blew the ashes all over the sky. Later, he found more than a gram! And it was eaten by a dog, which then went crazy. Now, the dog is still living under the signal tower!”
Talent.
Ye Feng pursed his lips and smiled, he coughed and said: ""Stop joking. The Casanova class is officially starting.”
"Feel free to ask if you have any difficult and miscellaneous illnesses.”
He had an expression that did not refuse anyone.
Humph!
Blackie was not satisfied with his confident attitude.
Confidence?
He didn't reject anyone, right?
F * ck you to death!
"If you were someone else, would you be willing to be your partner?”
Hei Zi sneered, they had already planned everything, they were just waiting for Ye Feng to jump in.
Needless to say, with his shameless personality, he would definitely answer yes and not boast about himself. At this time, it was time for them to expose his greatness.
Hahaha!
The idea was beautiful, but reality gave them a slap in the face.
Pa!
No.
It was three slaps.
Pa! Pa! Pa!
The slap was crisp and loud, making them dumbfounded and almost kneel on the ground.
Ye Feng shook his head and waved his hands: ""I don't even dare to think about it.
The netizens were speechless.
Blackie was speechless.
Shameless!
"Is it because many boys are not willing to chase after girls anymore?”
A female netizen asked.
Ye Feng pondered for a moment and said: " Actually, a handsome young man like me is like a firefly in the dark night, I will only be chased by others, I have never taken the initiative to chase after him. But, with my rich experience, I can give you a perfect answer."”
Puff!
"Handsome my ass. He looks like he's been punished by the heavens, and he's always talking about how handsome he is.”
Ye Feng frowned,"Huh?" You don't believe me? There's a poem as proof."
The netizens quietly watched him act cool.
Ye Feng had an intoxicated expression as he chanted: " A handsome young man with a jade tree and a handsome face, looking into the mirror and staying up all night."”
"This limerick is very emotional."
"What do you mean?"
Ye Feng sighed,"I can't sleep because I'm so handsome every day."”
Narcissistic.
Shameless!
The fickle netizens were picking on him, but they liked him more and more.
This was the richest son they had ever seen.
He did not pretend to be reserved, putting on an unattainable and noble attitude, he was laughing and scolding, showing his true nature, this made them feel that the distance between them and Ye Feng was getting closer.
It was very real.
"Alright, let's get down to business. I'll first answer the doubts of the previous netizens.”Ye Feng said softly: " You asked if many boys nowadays are not willing to chase after girls, this question, if you think about it from another perspective, I can give you a perfect answer."”
The netizens were all curious, regardless of gender.
"Chasing girls has always been a simple matter. If you think it's hard to chase after her, you're probably chasing the wrong person.
If you had to spend a lot of effort to catch up with a girl, it would be better to spend a lot of effort and not be able to catch up with her. Because it was so difficult to get a girlfriend. Your love was unequal from the beginning. The reason why she hesitated and didn't agree to you was because she felt that you weren't worthy of her.”
Ye Feng spoke frankly.
Eh?
He was really serious.
The netizens were deep in thought.
They nodded repeatedly, as if they felt that it made sense.
"Principal Ye, how can I maintain my relationship with my boyfriend for a long time?”
Seeing this question, Ye Feng was slightly stunned, he sighed: ""Humans always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but when happiness is carried out, they worry about gains and losses.”
The netizens were also stunned.
What kind of experience did he have to have to say such words of enlightenment?
"To be honest, I can't answer your question.”
The haters were delighted and were about to take things to the next level.
Ye Feng's tone changed,"But I can give you a piece of advice: After a man completely understood a woman, he would not love her.”
It was meaningful.
It was reasonable.
This driving skill and the skill of shifting gears were completely the work of an experienced driver.
The netizens started to believe his nickname of " Casanova ".
In the blink of an eye, an hour had passed, Ye Feng was able to do it with ease, his rhythm was as steady as a dog's.
He calculated the time in his heart.
It was time for the live broadcast to end.
After answering the last question, Ye Feng cleared his throat and said: ""Stop talking nonsense. After answering so many difficult and complicated illnesses, my brain is about to be squeezed dry by you guys.”
The netizens laughed evilly.
"This 'squeeze' is well used."
"No, the word 'f * ck' is better.”
"No, no, no, I don't mean anything else. I'm saying that everyone here is trash! That 'juice' was used even better."
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