"Sis, you said that Auntie is in a mental hospital? Isn't she in Narnia?"
Zhanbo widened his eyes in surprise and looked at Yifei in disbelief.
Just now, Zhanbo returned to the apartment and heard Yifei, Long Hao, and Zeng Xiaoxian talking about his aunt.
"Zhanbo, it's like this.”Yifei wanted to explain in detail.
"Sister, don't say anymore. I don't believe you. Dad told me when I was young that my aunt went to Narnia and lived a happy life.”Zhan Bo said.
"Zhanbo, your aunt should be staying in Narnia Mental Hospital. Don't be sad. "You have to pull yourself together when you encounter such a thing..." Teacher Zeng comforted him.
Without a doubt, Teacher Zeng had recovered from the cuckold incident and could now jump around and chat with his friends at iPartment.
"Sis, tell me this isn't true?”Zhang Zhanbo wanted to cry but had no tears, and his spirit was greatly affected.
However, the answer his sister Yifei gave him made him completely break down.
"Zhanbo, I lied to you. "Auntie is indeed mentally ill…" Yifei said innocently.
"No, I have to find Auntie. I have to bring her to the apartment. How can I let her live with other mental patients? This is too cruel for her." Zhanbo said innocently and then rushed out of the apartment.
This guy really valued friendship. He actually went around looking for traces of his aunt.
He searched almost half of the sanatorium in the city and finally found his aunt. Then, he successfully brought her to iPartment.
"This house is not bad. It's much bigger than the previous one.”
Zhanbo's aunt said humorously. Actually, she wasn't really humorous. She was just a little like an old man who was infatuated with women, so…
"Auntie, that wasn't a house just now. It was an elevator.”Zhan Bo said.
"What? A television!" Zhanbo's aunt was enlightened.
Zhan Bo almost broke down again. Now, he completely believed that his aunt really had a mental problem.
"You're getting more and more beautiful. You were only this big before, but I didn't expect you to grow so big now.”Her aunt praised.
Zhanbo was very excited and happy. He felt that his aunt had praised him for his beauty. He felt that this was definitely a compliment.
Although pretty was used to describe girls more often, Zhanbo's simple mind and EQ made him forget about this.
"Auntie, please have some tea!" Zhanbo poured a cup of tea and handed it over.
"Yes, how filial!" The aunt nodded, looking very satisfied.
Zhanbo and his aunt had only been talking in the apartment for a few minutes, and they had already made a lot of jokes.
Especially for someone like Zhanbo, who was slow to react, communicating with a mentally ill person was really a kind of torture.
Fortunately, Zhanbo's tolerance was not bad and he persisted.
However, the following game was cruel. At least for Zhanbo.
"Ah, don't! Auntie, put down the knife in your hand…That's not a sword, it's a sharp weapon!”Zhan Bo screamed and kept dodging.
Behind him, his aunt chased after him with all her might.
"Silly boy, this saber of mine never hurts people, only kills!”Zhanbo's aunt replied excitedly.
Zhan Bo almost fainted from fright.
God, Zhanbo was already regretting bringing his aunt back to iPartment. Otherwise, he wouldn't have been hunted down.
Zhanbo swore that he had only experienced being chased once in his life, and that was now.
"Stinky brat, I've finally caught up to you!”Zhanbo's aunt raised her knife and almost slashed down.
However, very quickly, the blade stopped at Zhanbo's neck.
In the end, Zhanbo's aunt handed the knife to him and said,""Now it's your turn to hunt me down! Hurry up…"
"Ahhhh…Someone, someone's killing someone!”
Zhanbo's aunt screamed crazily, and the more she screamed, the louder she became.
Zhanbo completely collapsed, he wanted to cry but had no tears.
Only a fool would raise a knife and play a crazy game of hunting with a psychopath.
Zhanbo was obviously not a fool, so he decisively put away his knife and fled for his life. He locked his aunt in the apartment alone.
Then, Zhanbo took out his phone and started contacting Yifei and Long Hao for help.
When Yifei and Long Hao came back, Zhan Bo and Long Hao sent his aunt back to the sanatorium.
"Zhanbo, you're so lucky that your aunt didn't kill you.”After Teacher Zeng learned the truth, he immediately came over excitedly and teased.
"I despise you. I'm already so scared, and you're still making sarcastic remarks.”Zhanbo looked at Zeng Xiaoxian coldly.
Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't laugh anymore. He raised his eyebrows and then closed his mouth and counted his fingers.
"Brother Long, thank you for today!”Zhanbo thanked Long Hao.
"It's a small matter. It's not worth mentioning." Long Hao smiled faintly.
Yifei shook her head and looked at her younger brother." Zhanbo, you should be clear now. Auntie is really mentally ill, right?”
"If she's not mentally ill, then I must be mentally ill.”Zhanbo said sadly.
Yifei nodded in relief." Mm, not bad. It's good that you can understand." You're worth teaching!"
Zhanbo wanted to vomit blood when he heard that. Then, he looked at his sister with disdain.
One day, a child came to iPartment with a few potted garlic plants in his hands.
" Uncle, it's snowing heavily in the South Pole. The polar bear is so pitiful. It's about to freeze to death. Look…this is a photo…" After the child pressed the doorbell, he saw a tall man open the door and immediately began to bluff.
Guan Gu was stunned." Snow in the South Pole? The polar bear is freezing to death?"
"Yes, I am!" The child nodded.
"What does that have to do with me?" Guan Gu said.
"Uncle, you can show your love!”the child explained.
Guan Gu understood that this kid wanted him to donate." Oh…I know.”
With that, he prepared to pay.
At this moment, Long Hao appeared.
"Guan Gu, wait a minute. Don't be in a hurry to donate. "Be careful not to be deceived…" Long Hao said.
"What is it? Deceived?" Guan Gu was puzzled. Then he looked at the child outside the door and said,"Is this child a liar?"
"You can't judge a book by its cover!" Long Hao laughed.
Then, he looked at the child with a mocking expression and asked,"Did you just say that it's snowing heavily in the South Pole?"
"That's right! " Big brother…" The child nodded and started to get a little nervous.
"Hey, brat, you call me uncle and him big brother. Am I that old?" Guan Gu asked uncomfortably.
"Uh…you're not old, but your language teacher in primary school must have taught you badly.”The child hesitated for a moment and said.
When Guan Gu heard this, his eyes immediately widened as he looked at the child in shock.
He had yet to react. However, the child's explanation made him want to vomit blood and commit suicide.
"Your Chinese is terrible. You're even inferior to me." the child said.
Guan Gu blushed and was a little shy.
Long Hao was speechless. Guan Gu had been fooled by this child until he couldn't find the directions.
"Cut the crap. Let me ask you again…You said that the polar bear is about to freeze to death?”Long Hao looked at the child coldly again and asked.
"That's right! Is there a problem, big brother?" the child asked, pretending to be calm.
"There's a problem." "What does it have to do with the polar bear if it snows in the South Pole?" Long Hao teased. Polar bears lived in the North Pole, not the South Pole. Are you crazy for money? He actually came to iPartment to trick our lovely Guan Gu.”
The child's little trick was exposed by Long Hao.
Immediately, the child threw away all the potted garlic plants in his hand and ran away.
"Oh, I understand now. I was almost fooled." Guan Gu reacted and screamed,""Kid, don't run. You little liar…"
However, all that was left of the child was his back.
Long Hao didn't chase after him. Instead, he shrugged and looked at Guan Gu with a smile. He teased,""Next time, don't be fooled by such a low-IQ swindler.”
"Eh! Thank you, Long Haojun!" Guan Gu was silent for a while, then humbly lowered his head and expressed his gratitude to Long Hao.
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