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Old Gao was the owner of a hardware shop at the entrance of the village.

In the previous episodes, the mushroom house needed a stove. Under the lead of the program team staff, everyone went to his hardware store to buy a stove and received two chimneys as a gift.

After a while, the three people from the mushroom house became familiar with Gao's family. They would buy or borrow any tools they needed from their family.

After the meal, Huang Lei took the initiative to take on the task of making cookies. He picked up a small electric drill and stirred the butter with sugar.

At ten o'clock in the morning, everyone put on their thick down jackets and walked out of the courtyard.

Walking on the muddy road in the mountain village, smelling the clear and comfortable air, everyone chatted and laughed along the way as they sat in the sponsored car arranged by the program team and headed to Old Gao's house.

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"Old Gao, is Old Gao home?"

When they arrived at Old Gao's hardware store, everyone got out of the car. Huang Lei shouted as he walked boldly into the store, followed by Xu Sansheng and the others.

"Teacher Huang is here!"

Old Gao's woman greeted him warmly. When she learned that everyone was looking for her father, she pointed at the back door of the shop and said,"My dad is in the backyard!"

"Alright, you go ahead. We'll go find Old Gao ourselves.”

Huang Lei didn't suspect anything and directly led everyone to the backyard.

When Xu Sansheng looked at the spacious backyard and saw that there were several vegetable sheds in the courtyard, he could not help but sigh."This is too big! I even suspect that Old Gao's worth is more than just a small hardware store owner!”

"Oh, then what do you think Old Gao does?”He Jiong asked curiously.

Xu Sansheng mischievously pointed at the vegetable shed and said,""I suspect that Old Gao is the boss.”

Puchi!

Everyone was amused by his cold humor. Who would give up a good hardware store and run to be a vegetable boss?

Not long after, a girl in pink ran over to Xu Sansheng.

Xu Sansheng smiled and picked him up.""Doll, did you miss me?"

"Yes!"

The crisp child's voice melted everyone present. He Jiong took it happily and hugged it in his arms."Aiyo, the doll has become more and more beautiful recently. Moreover, it has grown a lot!”

Huang Lei and Xu Sansheng smiled. They remembered the first time they came to Old Gao's place to see her. She was still a baby girl who was just ten months old. In the blink of an eye, she could run around.

Just as everyone was laughing at Old Gao's granddaughter, Old Gao walked out of the house. Huang Lei was the first to stand up and chat with him. He successfully borrowed a corn husker.

After Old Gao taught everyone how to use the corn husker, the coolie Xu Sansheng moved it to the back of the car and everyone began to return home.

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After returning to the mushroom house, everyone moved the big corn machine down and began to use the machine to peel the corn.

After a while, Xu Sansheng prepared lunch for everyone, while Huang Lei went back to his room to make his cranberry cookies.

A dish of braised fish, a dish of stir-fried cauliflower, and some leftovers from last night. Soon, the table was filled with a delicious lunch.

"Time to eat!"

"Hey, he's here!"

Following Xu Sansheng's call, everyone in the room came out one after another and sat around the dining table.

The gluttonous Zhao Liying secretly picked up a piece of braised fish and put it into her mouth. Her big, watery eyes were like 10-Watt fluorescent lamps as she stared at the braised fish in front of her.

"Is it delicious?"

Zhao Liying licked her red lips and nodded.""Delicious!"

Seeing her adorable look, everyone burst into laughter. Xu Sansheng intimately placed a bowl of white rice in front of her and said,"If it's delicious, then eat more. I don't know how long you'll have to wait if you want to eat my vegetables next time!”

Zhao Liying's expression suddenly turned gloomy when she thought about how she was going to part ways with everyone, especially when she didn't know when she would be able to see Xu Sansheng again. Then, she blurted out without thinking,"You can come to my studio! When the time comes, I'll give you half of the shares. How about it?”

As soon as he finished speaking, He Jiong and Huang Lei, who were sitting at the side, secretly looked at each other and lowered their heads to eat.

Xie Na, who was already a wife, saw that the two of them did not speak, so she also lowered her head and ate silently. However, her ambiguous smile had already deeply betrayed her inner thoughts.

"Silly girl."

Xu Sansheng shook his head and added a piece of braised fish into her bowl.""Don't say such silly things. Hurry up and eat!”

Oh!

The smart Zhao Liying knew that he was indirectly rejecting her invitation. She felt a wave of sadness in her heart, so she didn't say anything else. She lowered her head and turned her grief into appetite. She lowered her head and started eating.

However, the originally crispy and delicious food was like chewing wax. It could no longer arouse her glutton's appetite.

"Why don't I tell you a joke?”Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more awkward, Xu Sansheng decided to make a joke to ease the atmosphere.

Upon hearing this, the silent crowd looked at him curiously.

"There are Americans, Germans, Wei Nation people, and Chinese people sitting on one of the planes. The plane flew halfway and suddenly ran out of fuel. The captain announced that one person had to jump out of the plane to reduce the weight. Therefore, the Americans displayed their individual heroism and walked to the hatch of the plane and shouted,"Long live the United States of America!"! Then, he jumped down!

After losing weight, the plane continued to fly for about two minutes. At this time, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy. One more person had to jump off! So the Germans stood up, walked to the hatch of the plane, and shouted,"Long live the German Empire!" He also jumped down!

At this moment, the captain announced again,"No, it's still too heavy. We have to jump one more person!" The Chinese man looked at the Wei Nation man, stood up, and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Wei Nation man quickly walked over and held the Chinese man's hand tightly,"Good brother, I won't forget you!"

When he reached the most frequent part of the story, Xu Sansheng deliberately paused for a moment. Seeing that everyone was listening attentively, he continued,"The Chinese people shout, Long live the People's Republic of China!! Then, he kicked the Wei Nation man down!!”

Puchi...

'Hahaha…'

Everyone was amused by the twist in the story. As everyone knew, the Wei Nation had played a disgraceful role in the recent history of China, and many Chinese people hated them to the core.

Even though China had the power to fight against the Americans in this world and had become the number one country in Asia, for the sake of the hard-won peace, they had to be wary of the Americans behind the Wei Nation, so they did not make a move.

For a moment, the awkward atmosphere at the dining table was swept away by his joke. Everyone began to liven up.

During this time, Xu Sansheng followed everyone's request and continued to tell a few popular jokes from his previous life, making everyone laugh. Even Zhao Liying, who was originally in a low mood, gradually broke into a bright smile.

This book is provided by FunNovel Novel Book | Fan Fiction Novel [Beautiful Free Novel Book]

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