PS: Explain the premiere and public screening. The premiere referred to inviting media reporters to try out the show. Usually, invitations were required, and it was difficult for ordinary audiences to enter. A public screening was a large-scale screening where one could enter after buying a movie ticket.
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The earth-shattering curses on the internet continued.
Five days.
One week.
After a week of abuse," A Chinese Oscaristic Journey " officially opened for its premiere.
At the premiere venue.
Before the broadcast.
Many reporters were whispering among themselves.
"Haotian is still in the mood to premiere? It's already being scolded like that on the Internet!"
"Hai, no matter how bad a movie is, it still has to premiere. After all, many of the people who came to watch the premiere are the authorities in the film industry. The reviews of A Chinese Obelisk to the West were already extremely low, and it even set a record for the lowest ratings in history on Petal Web.”
"I think Haotian has miscalculated. No matter how much money you give, you can't say anything good about this lousy movie.”
"You're right. It's just a pity that a good script like A Chinese Oathtale would end up like this if it were in the hands of a more reliable director.”
Just as the reporters were discussing, the movie officially began.
As soon as the movie started, Sun Wukong, Tang Sanzang, and Guanyin appeared on the screen.
Guanyin: " Sun Wukong, you bastard! You promised Buddha that you would escort your master, Tang Sanzang, to get the scriptures from the West. You actually colluded with the Bull Demon King to eat your master! Do you know that you have committed a grave crime?!"”
Sun Wukong waved his Jingu Staff and said impatiently,""Stop nagging. You chased me for three days and three nights. I thought you were a woman so I didn't kill you.”
Just as Guanyin and Sun Wukong were confronting each other, Tang Sanzang's voice sounded from the side,"
"Wukong, how can you talk to Sister Guanyin like that?”
Many people were shocked when they saw this.
Didn't they say that Tang Sanzang was acting as a vegetable seller? But now, it didn't look like a vegetable seller at all. It was already a little like Tang Sanzang!
The following performance was an eye-opener for everyone.
Sun Wukong bared his teeth at Tang Sanzang,""Ahhh ~~ Don't be noisy ~~!"
However, Tang Sanzang did not seem afraid at all."You're scaring me again."
After that, Guanyin and Sun Wukong continued to confront each other. After Sun Wukong decided to fight Guanyin to the death, he threw the Moonlight Box casually. Coincidentally, it hit Tang Sanzang's head.
Tang Sanzang, who was hit on the head by the Moonlight Box, was stunned for a moment before he said,"What now?"
Just as Sun Wukong was about to fight Guanyin, Tang Sanzang's voice rang out again,""Hey, hey, hey ~ Everyone, don't be angry. If you're angry, you'll break the rules! Wukong, you're too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. It's not right to throw things around…"
When Tang Sanzang said this, Wukong looked like he had nothing to live for. He even threw away the Jingu Staff and covered his ears to escape Tang Sanzang's chattering.
But at this moment, Tang Sanzang's voice rang out again,""Look, I haven't finished speaking yet, and you've thrown the stick away again! The Moonlight Box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. Sigh…What if it hit a child? Even if it didn't hit the children, it was still wrong to hit the flowers and plants!”
Sun Wukong was already in despair. He grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box in Tang Sanzang's hand.
Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Wukong, who was holding the Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand, with a puzzled expression," What are you doing?”
"Let go!" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth.
Tang Sanzang looked at him kindly." You want it? Wukong, if you want it, just say it. If you don't say it, how would I know you want it? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?"
"F * ck!"
Sun Wukong couldn't take it anymore and directly knocked out Tang Sanzang with a punch!
When many people saw this, they felt extremely pleased!
Damn it!
This buzzing fly was finally beaten down!
Awesome!
However, everyone present was someone who had studied movies. After feeling good, they quickly reacted!
"It's because Tang Sanzang's acting is so good that we feel like we're there. That's why we hope that Sun Wukong will take down Tang Sanzang!”
"Hearing what you said, it really makes sense!”
"D * mn, I never expected that a grocery buyer could actually act out Tang Sanzang's chattering so well!”
Just as everyone was discussing in low voices, Tang Sanzang came out from the other side!
Guan Yin Bodhisattva put Sun Wukong into the treasure bottle and said coldly,""Today, I will enforce justice on behalf of the heavens!"
Tang Sanzang hurriedly ran over and said,"Sigh ~~ The disciple is in the wrong. As a master, he also has a responsibility. Please let him live!"”
"If I don't destroy him, I can't answer to the Jade Emperor!" Guan Yin refused.”
Almost at the moment Guanyin finished speaking, Tang Sanzang's temperament suddenly changed. He was no longer the annoying Tang Sanzang who was like a fly, but a profound and compassionate master of Buddhism!
"Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor that this penniless monk is willing to pay a life for a life!”
After saying that, Tang Sanzang put his palms together and threw the Buddhist staff into the air. Namo Amitabha.
As Tang Sanzang chanted the name of Buddha, the staff smashed Tang Sanzang to death.
Silence!
Dead silence!
Everyone was conquered by the explosive acting skills of Tang Sanzang!
Was he still a grocer?
He was even more professional than a professional actor!!!
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P.S. By the way, the original plan was to watch it at 24:00 on Monday night. However, due to the removal of non-main content, there were not enough words. It had to be delayed until 24:00 on Wednesday night, so the promised five chapters could not be fulfilled.
However, the author wouldn't go back on his word. Today and tomorrow, he would release four chapters a day to buffer his thoughts. On Thursday, he would release ten chapters on the first day. After that, he would release five chapters a day. Please support him.
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