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Hearing her father's laughter, Xu Momo choked on her lemon tea. She quickly tidied up the fruit peels, tidied up the messy sofa cushion, and sat straight on the sofa.

Being a lady at home and being a lady outside was Xu Momo's code of conduct. Of course, this was also the result of her parents…well, good upbringing.

In the evening, the father and daughter went to a nearby Japanese restaurant for dinner with Dr. Xu and his son.

Under the guidance of her mother, Xu Momo had always been good at eating. She could even drink hot soup without making a sound. However, she was also an out-and-out foodie. The food in that restaurant was very delicious. Xu Momo accidentally ate a little too much, and even her belt was a little tight.

When she was about to pay the bill, she stood up and went to the bathroom. At the door of the bathroom, she wiped her messy hair with water in front of the mirror. Then, when there was no one around, she burped loudly and long.

After the hiccup, she immediately felt much better. She turned around and walked out of the female washroom, only to see Xu Yi standing at the door and smiling at her.

Xu Momo was so frightened that her entire body trembled.

Was this guy the spirit behind it?

Xu Yi did not seem to notice Xu Momo's unnatural behavior. He maintained his gentle smile as usual and said to her,"Are you full?"

Xu Momo quickly nodded.

Xu Yi's eyes narrowed into a line as he smiled. Then, he turned around and went into the toilet.

Xu Momo was stunned for a few seconds.

…Wait, something seems wrong?!

*

When they were paying, the waiter said a number. After a round of politeness from Doctor Xu and Father Xu, Father Xu forcefully stuffed the 300 yuan bill into the waiter's hand.

"I'll charge you 300 yuan. I'm looking for you…I'm looking for you…" The waiter said slowly.

Xu Momo couldn't help but say,"Twenty-seven."”

"…It's thirty-seven." Xu Yi said with a smile.

Xu Momo panicked. After careful calculation…it was really 37!

She looked at Xu Yi's smiling expression and felt that her intelligence must have been severely despised.

If you have the guts, come and compete with me for higher mathematics results! She thought unhappily. Although her results in her main subject, Chemistry, were average, her results in Advanced Mathematics had always been among the best in the department.

Since Doctor Xu and Father Xu were both drunk, it was Xu Yi's turn to drive. Doctor Xu and Father Xu got into the back seat, leaving only the front passenger seat for Xu Momo. Xu Momo reluctantly moved and sat in the front passenger seat. Xu Yi was sitting beside her, and she suddenly smelled the faint scent of antiperspirant perfume on his body.

Men use perfume? A gay? Xu Momo could not help but complain in her heart.

When they arrived at Dr. Xu's building, Xu Yi turned to Xu Momo.""Do you have a driver's license?"

"No." Xu Momo answered truthfully.

"You have a Porsche Cayenne at home, yet you're still not getting a driver's license?" Xu Yi raised his eyebrows and laughed.”

"Yes, I don't have time." Xu Momo replied indifferently.

Actually, she did not lack time, but she was too lazy to learn a driver's license. The reason was that she had no confidence in herself. She was a little expert at destroying experiments that could turn a sublimation experiment into an explosion experiment. She had been a little clumsy since she was young. Whether it was cooking or doing experiments, she was not good at anything related to hands-on work.

"Yeah, your family is rich. You can hire a driver.”Xu Yi said.

Wait a minute, what's with this mocking tone? Xu Momo frowned and stared at him, but Xu Yi's expression was as calm as ever. She could not tell what was going on.

Could it be that this kid hated the rich? Xu Momo frowned.

*

After that, Xu Yi drove Xu Momo's father back home, and then he drove Xu Momo back to school.

"I'll return the car to Uncle Xu. You can go back to school by yourself.”He turned around and said to Xu Momo.

Xu Momo couldn't wait to go back to school. She was not a fool. She had already sensed Xu Yi's hostility towards her. Furthermore, she did not want anyone to see her with Xu Yi. If He Xiaofei saw this, she didn't know what kind of misunderstanding would arise.

As soon as she entered the dormitory, she heard He Xiaofei waving at her from the table.""Momo, come quickly! Something big has happened in the forum!"

"What's the big deal?" She walked over and asked.

He Xiaofei turned the laptop to a different angle. The pink page of Weihe Literature City's forum was displayed.

"Lux has been posted on the forum! They said he plagiarized!" He Xiaofei said happily.

Plundering?

Xu Momo suddenly remembered the other day when she had left a message under her post," Rejoice is so confident."

"Come and help me!" He Xiaofei rubbed her fists and said," Haha, I haven't had such a good fight in a long time.”

One of He Xiaofei's hobbies was browsing the forum. Unlike Xu Momo, who would only occasionally argue with others online, He Xiaofei was a professional. She spent her days on Haijiao Forum, Weihe Forum, and Hailang Weibo. Fighting was one of her daily pastimes.

Xu Momo turned on her computer and opened the Weihe Forum. As expected, she saw the post that was already red. The person who posted it was " Rejoice is so confident."

Xu Momo clicked on the post and found that the person had really made a color palettes. He compared Twilight with several other online novels and marked the similar plots with the same color.

Xu Momo was embarrassed after reading the entire color palettes.

This is also called plagiarism?

For example, in the first part of Nightfall, the main character's favorite game before he transmigrated was Ice Aeon. The color palettes were compared to another work. In that one, the male protagonist's favorite game before he transmigrated was Dragon Continent, which was produced by the same manufacturer as Ice Aeon... Other comparisons were mostly purely coincidental details.

Looking at the replies below, most people saw the clues and cursed the OP, but there were still some unknown creatures mixed in. These people were either too stupid to look at the color chart carefully, or they just wanted to take the opportunity to slander Lux.

Xu Momo pondered for a while and decided to reply coldly,""I opened this post because my hands are cheap.”

After she replied, she forgot that she hadn't changed her alias. She was still using her pen name," Granny Xu."

Sure enough, Rejoice Is Confidence quickly found her among the many replies and replied,""It's you again, you brainless fan."

"Why? Do you know this OP?" He Xiaofei asked immediately.”

Xu Momo told He Xiaofei about the scolding battle between them. He Xiaofei immediately said that she wanted to check the IP address of this poster.

In the Weihe Network, all the readers could check the source code to find the IP address.

A minute later, He Xiaofei found the IP address of the account.

"It can't be." He Xiaofei murmured.

Xu Momo turned to look at her." What's wrong?”

He Xiaofei turned her head." You won't be able to guess where this IP address is.”

"Where?"

"…From our school."

*

At night, Xu Momo had just finished reading the latest chapter of Twilight. She excitedly left a message below the post: "Another awesome update. The plot has reached its climax, and it's getting more and more exciting. Scatter flowers ~ Also, can Lux marry me?"”

Not long after she replied, there were already a few floors below.

"Let go of that Prince Charming. He's mine!”

"Poke the person above and the OP's anus.”

"The lovestruck man has appeared. By the way, Lux has married me.”

There were a few more replies below that were even more immoral, so I won't go into detail. All in all, Xu Momo's message attracted a lot of Lux's fanatical female fans.

She smiled, then opened the QQ app, intending to discuss the latest plot of Nightfall with her fellow fans.

She suddenly realized that the profile picture of " Squatting at Home " on QQ was lit up. His status read " Nightfall is probably about to end."

Nightfall is almost over?

Xu Momo was shocked and quickly poked the profile picture of her squatting at home.

"Nightfall is ending? Where did you get this information from? The editor?"

A few minutes later, she received a reply from her family."It's indeed almost over. There are about ten more chapters."

"Heavens, no way!" Xu Momo made a face that looked as if she had fallen to the ground." My spiritual food! No!"

The other party paused for a few seconds before replying,"Pay attention to the new article."

"Xinwen?" Xu Momo's eyes lit up." Master Lux, are you going to start a new article?"”

"Yes."

" That's great. What's the theme?"

"I'm not sure yet."

"…Alright."

Xu Momo looked at the screen and thought for a few seconds before typing: "By the way, you didn't give me the link to your article last time!”

Then, the QQ dialog box showed that the other party was typing, but after a long while, there was no new message.

What was he conflicted about? Xu Momo was secretly puzzled.

At this moment, the other party finally sent a link. Xu Momo opened it and almost spat blood on the screen.

The title of the article was 'The Tsundere Demon King's Counterattack.'

Puff! Isn't…isn't this a pure love (mistake) novel?!

Xu Momo opened the novel and started reading.

The content of the first chapter was about a weak demon king with red lips and white teeth bathing in the bath. In the end, he was caught by a passing hero and captured and imprisoned. Then, he lived a shameless life of sex...

Xu Momo was completely stunned by the beginning of this perverted scene.

Wait a minute, was she really going to write a long review for such an article?!

Moreover, didn't most otakus nowadays like stallion novels and harem novels? But what was going on with this novel? Why did Xu Rui like this? Where was the Western Fantasy Bone Ash Powder?

Just as Xu Momo was struggling, next to another computer, a young man with messy hair was typing quickly on the keyboard. His face was expressionless and his eyes were lifeless. The dark circles under his eyes were very obvious. Because " Nightfall " was about to reach the finale, he had been slacking a little recently. His speed had dropped from 5,000 words to 3,000.

Halfway through, he suddenly stopped and picked up the purple clay teapot beside him to pour himself a cup of tea.

At this moment, the QQ chat box at the bottom of his screen suddenly flashed. He raised his slender fingers to cover the mouse and opened the chat box, only to see a long row of crying emojis.

The person who sent the message was called " Yalan's Lifetime Pushing ", and " Yalan " was the most popular couple in Twilight Night, which was the pairing of the popular male supporting role, Adams, and the male lead, Lance.

"Almighty, I'm sorry! I sent the wrong link! You want the Western Fantasy Pit I wrote last year, right? But I sent the wrong message just now! I sent you the novel I wrote using my new avatar! Please ignore it, please!"

In the dim light of the computer screen, the young man's hand trembled and the hot tea spilled on the mechanical keyboard in front of him.

*

Xu Momo struggled for a long time and felt that going back on her word was not very good, so she decided to read the article and write a review for him.

At this moment, her classmate who was squatting at home suddenly sent her another message." About that article just now…" His message was suddenly cut off at this point, and then he sent a string of unknown English letters," dddjjdddd."

Xu Momo immediately replied," Yes, I read it just now. It's not bad. The description is…" Her fingers paused for a moment."…It's quite vivid."”

In fact, some of the descriptions in this article were quite vivid, especially the harmonious parts…Xu Momo quickly shook her head and chased away the images that were not suitable for children.

Jiaduan, who was typing, suddenly stopped typing. A few seconds later, the dialog box showed that the other party was typing again.

In the end, the other party only sent one word: " Oh.”

"I'll write a long review for you now." Xu Momo replied.

After another five minutes, the other party replied,"No need."

Seeing this, Xu Momo heaved a sigh of relief. In fact, she really didn't have the confidence to finish reading that lethal " pure love " novel.

"Alright then. I'm busy writing my thesis. I'm so sorry." Xu Momo lied.

"I have to go."

"Writing?"

"No." His reply was as concise as ever."…Repairing the keyboard.”

*

That night, Lux didn't update any new chapters. Xu Momo sat by the computer and waited for half an hour, but Lux still did not update.

There was already a row of people discussing this matter.

"Lux didn't update at 7:07 today! Love, tell me if the end of the world is coming!”

"Maybe Lux has transmigrated!”

"Please update ~~~ It's so uncomfortable to be stuck here ~~~ Is Adams dead? Is she dead? Is she dead?!!!”

Xu Momo subconsciously opened QQ, only to find that the profile picture of "Squatting at Home" was dimmed. His status read," The keyboard is flooded."

She suddenly remembered that in the afternoon, when she was squatting at home, she said that he was going to fix his keyboard. Coincidentally, Lux stopped updating today…

Xu Momo suddenly felt that there were so many coincidences in the world.

*

The next day, after the physics and chemistry class, Xu Momo walked out of the classroom and saw Xu Yi standing in the corridor chatting with a girl.

Xu Momo immediately slowed down and lowered her head, muttering in her heart," You can't see me, you can't see me."

Just as she and He Xiaofei walked past him, Xu Yi suddenly called out,""Hey, Xu Momo, I was just looking for you!”

Xu Momo was glad that He Xiaofei skipped class today. She stopped in her tracks." Uh, what's the matter?”

"Yes, I am." Xu Yi smiled and said," My dad asked me to tell you that we're going to his house to eat hairy crabs tonight."”

"Hairy crabs?"

"Yes, recently, people have given him a lot of hairy crabs. He can't finish them all by himself, and my brother doesn't like to eat them.”

"Your brother?" The girl beside Xu Yi immediately said," Why didn't I know you had a brother?"”

Xu Momo recognized that the girl was from the School of Humanities and Economics. She was very beautiful and could play the violin. Every time the school had a performance, she would play solo, so she was quite famous in school.

"Yeah, I didn't mention it?" Xu Yi said casually. He raised his hand and snapped his fingers in front of Xu Momo." Hey, don't forget, it's seven o'clock tonight." You should know my family, right? It was only three stops away from the No. 15 bus. Uncle Xu will probably go over and wait for you.”

"You're not going?" Xu Momo blurted out.

"I have something to do." Xu Yi said with a smile as he put his arm around the shoulder of the girl beside him.

What's the matter? It was actually a date! Xu Momo looked at him suspiciously.

Xu Momo suddenly remembered what Doctor Xu had said. He said that his second son was unwilling to go home for several months.

However, she knew that this matter had nothing to do with her. She only cursed in her heart that he was indeed a scumbag, then turned around and left.

*

At 6:30 pm, Xu Momo took the No. 15 bus to Dr. Xu's house.

As soon as she entered the house, she smelled the fragrance of crabs. Her father poked his head out of the kitchen and said with a smile,"Momo, have a good taste of my cooking later!”

"You cook?" Xu Momo said in surprise. She had never seen her father enter the kitchen before.

" Yeah," Father Xu said with a smile." Boiled crabs are my specialty."”

Really? Xu Momo seriously doubted this, because her father was a "genius" who could even cook instant noodles. Although Xu Momo was not good at cooking, she thought that she was a little better than her father.

"Where's my mom?" she asked.

"Your mother is working the night shift today." Father Xu said," Come on, give me a hand!”He picked up a spoon and scooped the cooked crab out of the pot. As a result, the crab slipped off the spoon and splashed with boiling water. Father Xu was scalded by the boiling water. He covered his arm and began to scream.

"Alright, alright, go and rest.”Xu Momo helplessly chased her father out of the kitchen. She turned off the fire and helped to fish the crabs out of the pot.

In the end, the crab cooked by Father Xu tasted good, mainly due to the freshness of the crab itself. The crab was plump, the meat was elastic, and the taste was delicate and tender. A small mountain of crab shells soon piled up in front of Xu Momo.

"Oh right, give Ruirui a few too.”Father Xu suddenly said.

Doctor Xu waved his hand." No, no, there's no need. He doesn't eat crabs.”

Father Xu understood." Allergies?"

Doctor Xu shook his head." No, he's just too lazy to peel the shell."”

Too lazy to peel the shell? Xu Momo was confused. Just how lazy was he?

"It's okay. This shell is easy to peel off.”As Father Xu spoke, he opened the two crab shells. He turned around and went to the kitchen to get an empty plate. He placed the crab inside." Here, Momo, bring it to Ruirui."”

"Me?" Xu Momo was a little surprised.

However, she still took the plate of crabs.

She walked to Xu Rui's door and knocked." Is anyone there?"”

No one responded.

Was he not here?

Xu Momo continued to knock on the door." Is Xu Rui home? I'm here to give you crabs."

No one answered her.

…Alright, it was good that he didn't open the door.

"I left the plate at the door." As she spoke, she really put the plate on the ground and turned around to leave.

The crab feast was almost over. Father Xu and Doctor Xu were chatting enthusiastically. Father Xu's personality was exactly the same as Xu Momo's. As long as he had a meal, he would talk a lot, and he could talk about everything from daily necessities to world politics. Cure. The situation.

When Father Xu started to analyze the North Korea issue and the relationship between China and the United States, Xu Momo suddenly heard the doorbell ring.

"Momo, go, go open the door." Father Xu instructed, then turned around and continued to curse the penny difference party.

" Maybe it's a delivery ordered by Ruirui," Doctor Xu said quickly." I'll open the door."”

"It's okay. It doesn't matter who signs for it!”Father Xu said impatiently," I'll continue. This b * tch, he's not easy to deal with. Otherwise, he..."

Xu Momo walked into the living room and opened the door. Sure enough, she saw a young man in a Suda Express uniform standing at the door.

"Xu Rui's house? Please sign for your express delivery." the young man said politely.

Xu Momo took the rectangular box. The box was marked with a mechanical keyboard, which felt quite heavy.

"This is a valuable item. It's already guaranteed. You'd better open it and check it.”The young man reminded him kindly.

Xu Momo quickly explained,"Okay, wait a minute. I didn't buy this." I'll go and find the person who bought it to sign for it.”

She hugged the keyboard and went to Xu Rui's room again. She immediately realized that the plate at Xu Rui's door was gone.

Damn, wasn't he at home? Xu Momo curled her lips and knocked on the door twice.

"Your express delivery has arrived." she said loudly.

There was silence inside the door. There was no response.

Xu Momo knocked on the door impatiently, but there was still no response.

Xu Momo frowned and pressed her ear against the door, wanting to hear what was going on inside.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

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