Lin Lang turned around and almost threw up the crystal shrimp dumplings he ate in the morning.
Because the person in front of him was too feminine.
He looked decent, but Lin Lang didn't dare to compliment him on his attire.
He was wearing a brown windbreaker, red high heels, and leggings. He had lipstick on his face and inadvertently raised his eye-catching orchid fingers.
No matter how Lin Lang looked at it, it was a pain in the eyes. He hadn't seen such a character in a long time. The last time he saw one was on TV, and he thought it was all made up.
Now he was wrong. It was not a joke that television originated from life.
Not only Lin Lang, even the viewers in Lin Lang's stream were all saying that it hurt their eyes, they couldn't take it!
"F * ck, my eyes…"
"Where did this monster come from? It really hurts my eyes!!!”
“****”
"Look at the underlings behind this guy. It seems that he's still a rich person. It's just that I don't understand his aesthetic sense!”
"Photographer, quickly turn the camera back. It's not easy for rural people to eat!”
"Photographer, you don't have any chicken drumsticks today. You can even take pictures of the beautiful women welcoming the guests at the door!”
"No, I can't take it anymore. I'll go first.”
"Fellow Daoist, wait for me…"
“……”
The viewers couldn't be blamed for being too straightforward. If it wasn't for Lin Lang's pride, he would have spat it out long ago.
"F * ck, a monster!"
One of Liu Chuang's underlings couldn't help but call out. When this sissy heard it, he immediately became unhappy and said with a black face,"Presumptuous! Let's teach him a lesson!"
After the sissy finished speaking, he did not forget to point at the underling with his orchid finger like the eunuchs of the previous dynasty, giving off the feeling of Li Lianying.
However, he was even uglier than Li Lianying.
No!
It should be said that he couldn't look at it!
His underling seemed to be used to this sissy. Although he had a helpless expression on his face, since he was paid, he naturally had to do something for him.
However, this little brother was still Lin Lang's man, and to touch him openly like this, wasn't he looking down on him?
"Wait, don't move." Lin Lang stopped them," Don't move, my underling has intermittent mental illness. If he gets sick and kills, it's not illegal!”
Intermittent neurosis?
What the hell!
"I admire this kind of serious nonsense!”
"What's so funny about intermittent neurosis?”
"Did you just get online? Don't you know that something happened in the past? The perpetrator's punishment was reduced by a certificate of intermittent mental illness!”
"Not only does Young Master spend money in a carefree manner, but he also talks nonsense in a carefree manner!”
"Hahahaha…"
“****”
"What's the joke above?"
"Are you stupid? 6 is 9!”
“……”
The audience was also very impressed by Lin Lang's reason for spouting nonsense. This was the first time they realized that people didn't even need to blink when talking nonsense.
Then, he looked at the sissy and said with a black face,"Then you shouldn't be intermittently crazy, right?”
"Me?" Lin Lang chuckled," I didn't, but I was bitten by a dog when I was young. I didn't get rabies back then, so I don't know if I'll get sick again. Do you want to try?"”
"Go away, go away!" The sissy's face turned green. He immediately took a few steps back and took out a towel to wipe his body in disgust.
"Don't worry, I won't bite you." Lin Lang spread his hands," After all, a good dog doesn't eat sh * t.”
"F * ck, what a good dog doesn't eat sh * t.”
"Eh, isn't Young Master scolding himself?”
"Even so, it sounds better than sh * t…"
"I admire Young Master. Every sentence is heart-wrenching, making this sissy unable to retort.”
“……”
When the viewers in the stream heard Lin Lang's words, the screen was filled with 666666 words, which was enough to show Lin Lang's skill in scolding.
The sissy was satisfied with the first sentence, but after hearing the second sentence, he almost jumped up and cursed.
Manager Zhou saw that the two of them were at daggers drawn and quickly came out to smooth things over."Mr. Lin, Young Master Song, please don't quarrel.”
It turned out that this sissy's surname was Song, and those who were addressed as young masters now, other than those in the nightclub, were only rich and powerful people.
"Talk properly?" The sissy rolled his eyes in disgust." I was afraid that I, Song Ze, would be infected with rabies!”
Lin Lang looked at Erke,"Erke, do you have tissues?"”
Er Ke took out a tissue and asked,""Yes, what do you want?"
Lin Lang imitated Song Ze and wiped his body with his orchid fingers,"I'm also afraid of infection!"
"Hahaha…"
Er Ke did not react in time, but Liu Chuang and the others could not help but laugh.
"Crazy!" Song Ze said in disdain. He turned around and realized that Lin Lang was secretly scolding him. He couldn't help but say angrily,"You actually dare to imitate me?"
Lin Lang shrugged innocently.
"No, I'm just imitating a dog.”
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