"Sister, what are you doing?" Zhang Kuang stood on the roof and looked at the girl who was trying her best to climb up the fence wall.
"None of your business! Haven't you seen anyone commit suicide by jumping off a building?" The girl turned around and cursed!
"Suicide? Oh, then you can do whatever you want." After Zhang Kuang finished speaking, he turned around and left.
"Don't you have any sympathy!”The girl turned around and cursed angrily.
"Oh, then stop dancing." Zhang Kuang said.
The girl was speechless. She glared at him."You're too insincere!"
"Then are you going to jump or not? If not, I'm going home for dinner.”Zhang Kuang said.
"You…bastard…I'll jump!" The girl turned around and continued crawling.
"Um, can we discuss something?”Zhang Kuang spoke.
The girl turned around and put her hands on her hips.”
"That's right. You're going to die anyway. Look at me. I'm single.”Zhang Kuang scratched his head and asked seriously.
The girl glared at Zhang Kuang as if she was looking at a monster."You're a bastard! Get lost!"
"Hey, why are you like this? " Anyway, I'm going to die…" When Zhang Kuang said this, the young girl turned around, her almond-shaped eyes widening.
Zhang Kuang quickly shut his mouth.
The girl turned around and climbed the wall.
" It's fine. You can jump. I'll wait downstairs. I can die anyway…" Zhang Kuang said and left.
When the young girl heard this, her anger rose and she shouted,""I won't die! Go to hell!" He turned around and charged at Zhang Kuang, swinging the brick.
"F * ck, I was hit with a brick when I saved someone. What kind of f * cking world is this!”Zhang Kuang covered his head and cursed.
However, when he opened his eyes, he was dumbfounded!
"What the hell is this place?”What entered his eyes was a dilapidated wooden house. A man covered in blood was lying on a rotten bed. There was a short knife stuck in the man's chest. Without looking, just by looking at the flies flying above his head and the stench, he knew that this guy was dead.
It wasn't that Zhang Kuang had never seen a dead person before, but he was naturally bold and careful. He covered his nose and went over to take a look. It was indeed a dead person.
She leaned against the window and looked out. There were barren mountains and dense forests, but she could not see anyone.
"This greenery, this environment, and the clothes that the dead man was wearing, it doesn't look like Earth at all. Did I transmigrate?" Zhang Kuang scratched his head in confusion.
He kicked open the door, causing a few birds to fly into the sky.
" Holy sh * t, the sky is so f * cking blue…" Zhang Kuang looked at the blue sky and this sentence popped up in his mind. Then, he felt a sharp pain in his head. A memory appeared out of thin air. It was about the unlucky person who was possessed by a ghost. This time, he was finally sure that he had really transmigrated.
This unlucky fellow didn't have a name. He was the beggar that the dead man on the bed had adopted since he was young. If he had to name someone, Er Gou was one of them.
Zhang Kuang naturally didn't hold back and used his original name.
Dog Er had been with that bastard since he was young. This bastard was known as Iron Abacus. He had a good plan and occupied the mountain as his king. He recruited five or six vagrants and made a living by robbing. However, today, he was killed by a hero who saved the damsel in distress.
With the death of the chief, the monkeys scattered when the tree fell, and those underlings all ran away. It was Dog Two who ran out and snatched the corpse.
Fortunately, this kid was lucky. In order to protect his image, the hero naturally could not kill this righteous bandit. However, this hero wasn't a good person either. He used hidden force behind his back and injured Ergou's lungs. After carrying that ghost back, he also died. Instead, it benefited Zhang Kuang.
Zhang Kuang was an orphan. He didn't have any elders or children. He didn't have a wife in the middle either. He was just a bachelor. When he was on Earth, he was just a man who bragged and drank all day long. Fighting was a common occurrence. However, Zhang Kuang wasn't a pure bastard. At least he felt that he was a principled bastard!
He didn't beat up the old or snatch the young, but whoever he didn't like, he would definitely knock them down on the spot!
Because of this temper, Zhang Kuang became famous in the underworld. Human head dog! Whoever provoked him would be bitten!
"F * ck, he transmigrated. If he isn't a king, he's the son of a king. At the very least, he's a concubine. Those who are a little worse off can at least make ends meet. They can choose a cheap mother or father and have an inheritance. Why is he a f * cking little bandit when it comes to me? There was nothing. They were both transmigrated, so there was no need to discriminate, right?”He was cursing wildly.
At this moment.
"Ding! Bandit system activated!"
"What is this?" Zhang Kuang was shocked by the voice in his mind!
"Ding! The host's body scan is complete. The host now has two evolution directions to choose from.”
"One, to travel the world alone.
Second, recruit soldiers and buy horses to fight for the world."
"What the f * ck! Was this the legendary invincible system?”Zhang Kuang had read a lot of novels, so he was more open-minded. He immediately understood that he had won the lottery!
Zhang Kuang looked at the two paths and laughed,""I'm not an idiot. I like to shout in a domineering manner when I'm challenging others." You can choose between a one-on-one fight or a group fight! A one-on-one fight? You're fighting a group of us alone! Group fight, we'll gang up on you!'Look, this is what it means to be domineering! I choose the second option!"
"Ding! Host's evolution path selection completed! He had voluntarily given up on the evolutionary classes such as the rapist, the evil bandit, and the political bandit.”
"Wait? A rapist? I want this!" Zhang Kuang slapped his head and shouted.
"It has already been selected and cannot be changed. The host's evolution direction has been chosen. You have a novice gift pack. Please accept it.”
When Zhang Kuang heard that there was a big gift bag, he immediately forgot about the regret of missing the rapist and accepted it immediately!
A golden light that only Zhang Kuang could see descended, and a huge gift bag appeared in his hand.
Opening it up, there were a total of five items. With one look, Zhang Kuang was instantly amused!
" A Pseudo-Soldier-Casting Talisman: Once used, it can summon a fake army of thousands of soldiers. It has an aura and a body, but it has no offensive power.”When Zhang Kuang saw it, he couldn't bear to part with it. This was simply a f * cking act. It was a must-have divine weapon to show off!
" I'm an Expert Fake Talisman: Once used, the person who is blessed will have the aura of a peerless expert. Duration: 1 hour.”Another pretentious divine weapon!
"Bandit Hall Construction Blueprint: Build a Bandit Hall out of thin air at any chosen location. The Bandit Hall is the core of a bandit stronghold.”Zhang Kuang's heart skipped a beat. Could it be that I can use the system to create a bandit stronghold? If that's the case, then I really have the capital to dominate the world! Zhang Kuang gripped the blueprint tightly in his hands. He knew very well how important this blueprint was! This would be the capital for him to make a fortune!
Zhang Kuang had never been a person who was content with a little wealth. On the contrary, he was very ambitious! However, his ambition was different from that of an ambitious person. He just wanted to satisfy his own desires. His ambition was to get whatever he wanted! Now that he had the Bandit System, he suddenly saw this hope and roared in his heart," I'm a robber! I want to snatch the sky, the earth, and the air in the middle! They robbed money, land, people, and women!
"Low Grade Fertile Field Talisman: One Mu of fertile land, a thousand catties per mu, monthly harvest!”What the hell, the soldiers and horses did not move, and the rations went first! With this fertile land that can produce a thousand catties per mu and harvest once a month, why would I have to worry about not being able to recruit manpower?
" Eighteen Drops of Drenched Clothes: A martial arts secret manual, click to learn.”Zhang Kuang grabbed it without hesitation and chose to learn it!
In the next moment, a golden light rose from the Eighteen Drops of Soaked Clothes and merged into Zhang Kuang's body. Instantly, Zhang Kuang felt all the muscles in his body and even every cell in his body clamoring. They were growing crazily and becoming stronger!
His already strong physique instantly became even stronger. At the same time, rows of words appeared in his mind: Eighteen Drops of Soaked Clothes was a set of Soaked Clothes Technique that originated from Shaolin's Sleeping Arhat Fist Technique. Pulling a thousand catties with four taels of silver was the essence of it. The general formula of wet clothes fall is: pull out and change shadow, take advantage of the momentum to borrow strength, escape and change shape, lead into empty air, avoid the sharp edge and hide the sharp edge, dodge and turn, attack the right side with an oblique angle, break the right side with a horizontal angle, and subdue the clumsy side with skill. In a real battle, one had to seize the fleeting openings and flaws. Dispel and attack at the same time, use all your strength to defeat the enemy.
In the next moment, this Superclass entered Zhang Kuang's mind. In an instant, Zhang Kuang seemed to have cultivated the Eighteen Drops of Soaked Clothes for decades. He had mastered it!
"Haha…I can be considered an expert this time!”Zhang Kuang laughed loudly.
" Gululu…" Zhang Kuang's old face instantly turned red. F * ck, I'm hungry!
Zhang Kuang rummaged through the room and finally found a small bag of silver in a secret compartment under the bed. He shook it in his hand and found a total of ten taels.
"Enough!" Through Ergou's memories, Zhang Kuang knew that the prices of goods in this world were very low.
Ten taels of silver was enough for a family of three to live for more than half a year.
Zhang Kuang wasn't in a hurry to build the Bandit Hall. Now that it was built, he didn't have the time to take care of it. Besides, he didn't know what the hall was like. If it was a magnificent building like a palace, it would probably be snatched by other bandits and mountain bandits the next day.
The first thing that Zhang Kuang had to do now was to recruit soldiers and buy horses, then open a mountain and set up a stronghold! Then, he would do two big deals, earn his first bucket of gold, and make a name for himself.
But now, Zhang Kuang had something more important to do, and that was…to eat!
According to Dog Two's memory, Zhang Kuang went down the mountain and walked north along the pipe. After walking for four hours, when he was as hungry as a dead dog, he finally saw the ancient city wall and two guards who looked like rogues.
It was different from the strict inspection that he had imagined. This Manor of Profound Kuan was just a small county town. The sky was high and the emperor was far away. The management was lax. He didn't charge any fees to enter the city, and Zhang Kuang just walked into the city.
"Tsk tsk, these soldiers and fortifications are simply a joke! When I have the manpower, I'll rob the city like Ali Baba's Forty Thieves! As Zhang Kuang walked, he looked around. He remembered everything that he saw. He thought that when he had people, weapons, and strength, he would snatch them all back!
Money was a man's courage. Holding ten taels of silver, Zhang Kuang looked at the Xiangfu Restaurant in front of him, shook his hands, and strode in.
"Sir, this restaurant is full, please find another restaurant.”The waiter at the door stopped Zhang Kuang and shouted with a smile.
It immediately attracted the attention of many people. These people took a look at the situation and immediately understood what was going on.
Zhang Kuang wasn't a fool. This was such a big restaurant, and the first floor was empty. This blind waiter was lying through his teeth. It was full. He was clearly looking down on him and not allowing him to enter!
The fire of insolence flared up! He raised his hand and slapped her!
Pa!
Before the waiter could understand what was going on, he was directly whipped until he spun on the spot, and stars appeared in his head!
One had to know that Zhang Kuang was the kind of ruthless person who could break steel bars with his bare hands back on Earth. Now that he had the system enhancement and learned martial arts, his strength was even stronger than that of ordinary people. With this slap, the waiter spun around twice before falling to the ground. After a long while, he came back to his senses and opened his mouth to shout,"He hit me! Report to the authorities!"
At this moment, a silver light flashed in front of his eyes. The waiter's expression changed as he closed his mouth. He endured the pain and nodded,"Good job, Sir! I'm not fighting. I haven't improved. Please come in!”
When Zhang Kuang saw this, he chuckled and patted the waiter's shoulder."Not bad, kid. You can even act in Sichuan opera with this face-changing skill!”
He didn't care if the waiter knew about the origin of the Sichuan opera's face-changing. He shook off the dust on his body and choked a few customers who were about to enter the restaurant. They covered their noses and stepped back repeatedly, cursing at him for insulting his manners.
Zhang Kuang turned around and glared at them. The three men who were dressed like scholars instantly became as quiet as cicadas in winter. They looked down and shut their mouths!
Zhang Kuang nodded in satisfaction and entered the shop. He found a seat by the window and sat down.
"Sir, what do you want to eat?" The waiter immediately came over.”
"What is it?" Zhang Kuang asked.
"There are many of them. Our Xiangfu Restaurant is most famous for its spiced beef! The specially selected beef with the secret sauce and a sip of our yellow wine can be said to be the best in the local area!”The power of silver was indeed great. The waiter rubbed his swollen face and smiled apologetically.
"Then what are you still looking at?" Zhang Kuang raised his hand. Three plates of beef and a jar of yellow wine!"
"Alright! Three plates of spiced beef and a puddle of yellow wine!”The waiter shouted.
From the direction of the kitchen, a similar sentence was heard."Three plates of spiced beef and a jar of yellow wine!”
The waiter followed up with a shout,"Yes!"”
There was no movement from the kitchen. Zhang Kuang guessed that the two sides were comparing the names of the dishes…
Soon, three plates of beef and a jar of yellow wine were served.
"Sir, please enjoy." After the waiter finished speaking, he left.
Zhang Kuang's brows furrowed. The black sauce beef and the slightly sour yellow wine. Could this thing really be eaten?
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