"Hand your brother-in-law! I'm stretching. What are you shouting for?" Zhang Kuang glared at Senior Brother Jun.
Senior Martial Brother Jun's face instantly turned red as he repeatedly apologized.
Zhang Kuang took a deep breath. Close the door and let the dogs out!"
"Puff!" A few bandits who were tired of climbing the mountain spat out the water they had just drunk.
They weren't the ones who suffered the most. It was the few people who had their faces washed opposite them. Each of them widened their eyes and silently declared, If you wait for the boss to leave, I'll beat you to death!
Zhong Ling covered her forehead and thought, I knew it, this guy has never been serious!
"Chief, we have robbed their things. According to the rules of the underworld, if the other party really found someone from the underworld, we can still negotiate to get it back. "But you have to give us some compensation…" Cui Li came up and said.
"Negotiate?" Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes at Cui Li. Talk about a bird verdict! I'm a bandit! Bandits, understand?"
" Understood…" Cui Li nodded.
"What do you know! If you really knew, how could you manage such a huge mountain like a pigsty? Look at this counterfeit. This is the representation of filth! If it were us, the city enforcement army would have come to your house and beat your father up, beat your child up, beat you up until you can't take care of yourself, and there's no place for you to reason with. Do you believe it?”When Zhang Kuang said this, he suddenly realized that he had gone off topic.
Fortunately, this fellow's skin was thick enough. In addition, he had not washed his face for who knew how many days. His dark face could not be seen to be red. He coughed twice and continued,"Today, the Chief will give you a lesson! Who am I? Bandits! What was a bandit? That was, it was only right and proper for me to rob you. If you still dare to come and find trouble with me, I'll slap you to death!”Zhang Kuang slapped Cui Li's forehead, scaring him.
When Zhang Kuang's hand took it away, this fellow had an idea and shouted,"Chief is indeed a martial arts expert. He can control his strength so easily. Just now, I thought that my head would be smashed by a slap.”
When Zhang Kuang heard that, he was instantly amused." I like hearing that. Look at the reward. Ten taels!"”
"Holy sh * t!" Many bandits were screaming in their hearts. F * ck, did he have to do this? He was going to reward them! At the same time, he was extremely envious of the silver! He secretly swore that he must learn how to flatter. This was clearly a shortcut to becoming rich!
Zhang Kuang was very satisfied with everyone's surprise and envy. He continued,"Listen up, all of you! In this world, I'm the only one who can snatch people away. Whoever dares to come and ask for it, close the door and let the dogs bite him!”Zhang Kuang shouted.
Many bandits agreed in unison. Chief, we don't have a dog here…"
"No dog?" Zhang Kuang was stunned for a moment, then he slapped his forehead and said,"Simple! Close the door, you go up and bite!"
The bandit underling was instantly in a mess. He wished he could give himself a few big slaps. Why was his f * cking mouth so cheap?!
After the couplet was done, Zhang Kuang walked into the village under the protection of the bandits.
As soon as he entered, he smelled alcohol and mold…
Zhang Kuang frowned.
Senior Brother Jun's eyes were fixed on Zhang Kuang. Seeing this, he immediately knew that it was time to make money! No, it was time to make a contribution!
"What are you all looking at?!" he shouted. Since the Chief was here, it was only right to give him a welcome! I suggest that we first clean up the village! It was clean inside and out as if it was new! As the saying goes, a new boss must be matched with a new stronghold!”
Zhang Kuang laughed when he heard that. Look at the reward, ten taels!"
Zhong Ling was already a little numb behind him, muttering," Really, it was not because of his own money that he did not feel heartache. Fortunately, it's all small money. I can handle it…
Yun Zhonghe, who was following behind Zhong Ling, wailed in his heart," This is all my f * cking money…
At this moment, Zhang Kuang spoke again,""It's too troublesome to do a thorough cleaning. All of you brothers have been tired for the whole day.”
When everyone heard this, they were instantly moved to tears. The Chief was really f * cking considerate! Military Advisor, that dog, is really not something!
However, Zhang Kuang's next words caused everyone to retract their words. Moreover, even more tears flowed down their faces…
"However, Senior Martial Brother Jun is right about one thing. The new Chief naturally has to be matched with a new stronghold! Therefore, I've decided that everyone will take action and tear down the stronghold! I want to build a new one from the beginning to the end!”
" Plop…" A few bandits who were already half dead from carrying things up the mountain immediately collapsed. Your brother-in-law, are you sure you're the chief of our village and not sent by the government army to suppress the bandits?
Zhong Ling was dumbfounded. She quickly fiddled with her fingers. She suddenly realized that building a mountain stronghold seemed to cost a lot of money...
"Chief, look, it's getting late. If we demolish the mountain stronghold and build a new one, we won't have a place to stay at night.”Cui Li said bitterly.
Zhang Kuang heard this and rolled his eyes. Why are you talking so much nonsense? Even if you have to stand on the roof with a gas tank, you have to dismantle it! Let me tell you, if I say tear it down, I'll tear down whoever stops me!”
Seeing this, Cui Li knew that it was useless to persuade him. He glared at Senior Brother Jun, meaning," It's all your flattery! This time, they were all f * cking prepared to drink the northwest wind!
Senior Martial Brother Jun also had a bitter look on his face. Then, he glared back fiercely."Do you think I don't have to work? I want to slap myself a few times right now! For the sake of ten taels of silver, he would break his bones!”
Zhong Ling went over and pulled Zhang Kuang back, saying in a low voice,""You're crazy! Do you know how much it costs to build a mountain stronghold? Also, look at this mountain stronghold. Other than bandits, there are also women. You're letting them sleep outside? Aren't you afraid that by doing this, the people below will complain and alienate you?”
Zhang Kuang looked at Zhong Ling in surprise." Holy sh * t! Honey, I didn't know that you had the potential to be a military advisor!" Why don't I kick Senior Brother Jun out and you take over? Forget it, you should just be the pillow strategist. I like this…sigh…sigh! Be gentle! Awkward, 360 degrees, green…There are so many people here, can't you give me some face!”
"On account of your subordinate, I'll let it go this time! If you dare to bully me again, I'll make a sky full of stars out of you.”Zhong Ling glared fiercely at Zhang Kuang.
Zhang Kuang laughed as he massaged the place where he had been pinched. When Zhong Ling saw this, her heart softened. She stretched out her small hand and unwillingly massaged Zhang Kuang.
"Honey, it's time to rub the place." Zhang Kuang said.
"Really? I remember this is the place." Zhong Ling was puzzled.
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