"That Cui! What's going on? Why are you crying? Are you playing house?”Zhang Kuang said.
Cui Li ran over like a ghost and bowed.""Chief, you're finally here. The ones crying are all my former women. You also know that I used to be the boss, so there were a lot of women…"
Zhang Kuang waved his hand and interrupted Cui Li's words. His eyes fell on the group of women in front of him, and his big eyes widened.
Cui Li saw this and wailed in his heart,""No way, you don't really like my woman, do you? If this f * cking Chief wants it, should I give it or not?”
"These are your women?" Zhang Kuang pointed at the dozen or so old women in front of him. Some of them could even be Zhang Kuang's auntie as he asked in disbelief.
"Yes, both," Cui Li said bitterly. If the boss takes a fancy to any of them, just take them away. I won't dare to say anything.”
"Bullsh * t! Am I the kind of person who steals other people's wives and daughters? Your woman is your woman. It has nothing to do with me!”Zhang Kuang opened his mouth and cursed. Damn it, even if I had eyes on my butt, I wouldn't have taken a fancy to such a person. So what if they were old? They were all dressed in red and green. I said you were fashionable, but why did you put a green headscarf on your head? And which auntie, please stop smiling. That mouth of yours has buck teeth.
"What the hell, you already look like this, and you're still winking at me?”Zhang Kuang felt like his head was about to explode. He kicked Cui Li's butt and scolded,""You're a f * cking genius! Buckteeth, big mouth, small eyes, old flesh flying everywhere; Thick legs, a barrel waist, a bald head, and he looked like he had kidney deficiency! You can even find these top-grade items. You're really f * cking top-grade! I don't care what method you use, tomorrow morning when I wake up…No, before tonight, if I can still see them, I will tie you and your mother to a rock and throw them down from the back of the mountain!”
Zhang Kuang's eyes lit up when he finished speaking. Zhong Ling had found a kitten from somewhere and was carrying it in her arms as she walked out.
At this moment, Zhang Kuang felt like he had seen his savior!
At this moment, his mood was just like when Tang Bohu called out to Chou-heung and called her a beauty. The feeling of seeing Chou-heung in the crowd of moldy girls!
Zhang Kuang, who had just been contaminated by his sight, looked at Zhong Ling again and felt very comfortable.
He hurriedly went over and pulled Zhong Ling to the side, staring at Meng.
"Are you crazy?" Zhong Ling's hair stood on end from the wild and fierce gaze. She glared at him and cursed.
Zhang Kuang laughed foolishly." Yeah, I'm sick. Fortunately, you have medicine."”
Zhong Ling was shocked. She reached out and touched Zhang Kuang's forehead, frowning."You don't have a fever?"
Zhang Kuang rolled his eyes." Your husband, I, have a strong physique. How can I have a fever if I immediately resist the mountain?" I've been contaminated by my vision, so I'm here to heal you.”
"What visual pollution? Why don't I understand what you're saying?" Zhong Ling was a little stunned.
Zhang Kuang stared at Zhong Ling's delicate little face while pointing into the distance without even looking."Take a look for yourself. I took a few glances and now I don't even want to eat dinner.”
Zhong Ling looked in the direction that Zhang Kuang was pointing at and burst out laughing,""Are you saying that those aunties are ugly?”
"If they were really aunties, I would have tolerated them. They are actually Cui Li's wives! Can you imagine the scene of Cui Li and their wedding night? I get goosebumps just thinking about it." Zhang Kuang trembled as he spoke.
Zhong Ling spat, her pretty face blushing."Stinky hooligan, you're full of nonsense!"
"Where did you find this kitten? She looks so cute." As he spoke, Zhang Kuang reached out to touch it.
Zhong Ling didn't mind, but she didn't notice that her big hand was moving along the kitten's body.
The kitten was held in Zhong Ling's arms…
Seeing that he was about to succeed, Zhang Kuang quickly diverted Zhong Ling's attention. He definitely couldn't be seen through before he occupied the high ground.
"Zhong Ling, do you like small animals so much?”
"Yes, I've liked small animals since I was young. They were innocent and naive. If you treated them well, they would treat you well. They didn't have as many evil thoughts as humans.”Zhong Ling smiled as she looked at the sky. He didn't notice that a sinful hand was moving forward stealthily.
"Ah!" Zhang Kuang suddenly called out. Zhong Ling looked over when she heard him. Zhang Kuang immediately pretended that nothing had happened and stroked the kitten's pink back with his big hand.
"What's wrong?" Zhong Ling asked with concern.
Zhang Kuang grinned dryly." It's nothing. I just wanted to say that I like small animals too."”
"You? Pfft…You like to eat animals, I believe you.”Zhong Ling pouted.
"Hey! You still don't believe me? I really have a pet. If you don't believe me, I'll call it over for you to see.”Zhang Kuang's eyes widened.
"Alright, call me over to take a look. I say, the pet you're talking about can't be that old horse, right?”Zhong Ling laughed mockingly.
Zhang Kuang snorted." You're looking down on me. How can my pet be a horse?" Let me tell you, I raise dogs!"
"I like dogs. Do you really have a dog? Hurry up and call me over!" Zhong Ling immediately perked up.
When Zhang Kuang saw this, he immediately became complacent. He raised his head and shouted,"Big dog! Get over here!"
"Big dog? What kind of lousy…name is this…ah…ah? Oh my god! What is this thing!" Just as Zhong Ling was about to mock him, she suddenly saw a man's height, black and ferocious thing jump out from behind a house. She was shocked! Looking closely, it was really a big dog!
"Big dog, come here! Sit down!" Zhang Kuang gave the order smugly. The big black dog came over and licked Zhang Kuang. It squatted on the spot and stuck out its big tongue, panting heavily.
Zhong Ling's face turned green. She liked small animals, but only small animals! The big black dog in front of him was definitely not a small animal!
Looking at the smug Zhang Kuang, she suddenly realized that this strange dog and this strange person were a good match.
"Honey, let me hold the kitten for a while. I like this little guy too.”Zhang Kuang said.
Zhong Ling rolled her eyes at Zhang Kuang and said,"Don't bully Little Meow, or I won't forgive you."?”
"I wouldn't dare." Zhang Kuang smiled and hugged the kitten.
Zhong Ling happened to have something on and left. Zhang Kuang laughed wildly and said,"Wifey, take care."
In return, Zhong Ling rolled her eyes!
Zhong Ling had completely given up on arguing with this thick-skinned guy. He could call him whatever he wanted.
As soon as Zhong Ling left, Zhang Kuang quickly picked up the kitten. He looked at the kitten's innocent big eyes and said fiercely,"Let go!"
Damn it, Zhang Kuang's finger, which was about to get on base, was bitten by this little guy. The worst thing was that this little guy refused to let go.
"Are you going to let go? If you don't let go, I'll feed you to the big dogs!”As Zhang Kuang spoke, he pushed the kitten towards the big dog's mouth. The big dog also cooperated and opened its mouth wide. The kitten was finally afraid and opened its mouth. Zhang Kuang quickly pulled his finger out and looked down. There was a bite mark on his finger!
"Arrogant! What are you doing!" Right at this moment, Zhong Ling's roar was heard…
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