Before he could finish his words, Cui Li shouted,""Get out of the way, I'll do it!”
In the end, a gust of wind blew past him, and Yun Zhonghe was already far ahead. This fellow's money had all been snatched away by Zhang Kuang, which made Yun Zhonghe, who was used to spending money extravagantly, even more anxious than robbers when he saw money!
Cui Li cursed Yun Zhonghe in his heart for being so careless. At the same time, he secretly made up his mind that if he had the chance in the future, he would definitely practice his lightness skill hard!
The only one who didn't leave was Senior Martial Brother Jun. This guy was swaying in front of Zhang Kuang, acting as if he was a strategist and very smart.
Zhang Kuang raised his eyelids." We only have this much silver. We'll distribute it until we finish."”
As soon as he finished speaking, Senior Martial Brother Jun ran away. As he ran, he shouted,"You bastards, slow down!" Wait for me!"
Zhang Kuang had finally seen through the group of people in front of him. None of them were good!
When this group of fellows received the silver, they all ran back one by one, with a fawning look on their faces as if they were looking at a miracle. However, even an idiot could tell that this group of people was just here to brush them off! If it wasn't for Zhang Kuang's high status, he would have long been spat to death by these guys.
Zhang Kuang couldn't be bothered with them. Facts speak louder than words!
The reason why he wanted to play this miracle was to completely get rid of their little thoughts!
Zhang Kuang cleared his throat and said," There are rules in every trade. Every trade has its own ancestor." Then let me ask you, do you know who the founder of our industry is? Those who answer will be rewarded!"
Initially, the bandits were not interested at all. However, when they heard that there was money to be paid, they immediately started to rack their brains. Unfortunately, these guys were either beggars or poor kids in the ravines since they were young. They did not have any cultural knowledge. Other than brothels and money, the only things in their minds were the bandit's catchphrases and their skills in scolding.
He turned his head over and over again, but he could not think of anything. He could not help but cast his gaze at Senior Brother Jun, who was the only one who had studied for a few days, and Yun Zhonghe, who had been wandering the martial arts world all year round.
Senior Brother Jun also had a bitter look on his face. He had also studied the Three Character Classic and other children's elementary schools. He had never read the real hundred schools of literature. How would he know that bandits had ancestors…However, Senior Brother Jun was also a smart guy. He had an idea and said,"Leader, is the bandit ancestor surnamed Zhang?”
"Puff!" Everyone spat. They had never seen such a shameless person before! He had seen bootlickers, but he had never seen such bootlickers!
However, Zhang Kuang's skin was thick enough. His eyes lit up when he heard that. That's right, f * ck, if there were no bandit ancestors in this world, they might as well use our ancestors. But, who is my ancestor? I'm an orphan! Instantly, Zhang Kuang felt bitter again…
F * ck, if you don't have any ancestors, let's build one ourselves! Let's do it!
Thinking of this, Zhang Kuang immediately raised his head, looking like he was asking how many experts there were in the world. Then, he sighed,"I didn't expect that someone would know about my ancestor…"
The bandits 'faces were instantly filled with black lines. Your brother-in-law? Who the f * ck doesn't know about your past and present lives? You're just a beggar. You don't even know who your parents are, right? Now that you've even found your ancestor, who are you trying to scare?
Of course, they only shouted in their hearts. On the surface, they were all crazily mobilizing their emotions to act in concert with Zhang Kuang."Leader's might! Ancestor is mighty!"
Zhong Ling couldn't stand it anymore and turned to leave.
The large black dog was lying on the ground and covering its face with its paws. This master was too f * cking shameless!
Zhang Kuang shot a glance at the large black dog and kicked it directly.""Don't play dead, sing a song for me! Mediate the atmosphere!"
The large black dog rolled its eyes, but it still obediently howled. Not only did it give people goosebumps, but it also made them panic…
Zhang Kuang couldn't take it anymore and kicked him.""Get lost and play by yourself. You're so f * cking embarrassing me. You don't even know how to sing.”
The large black dog ran away as if it had been pardoned.
"Today, the boss is in a good mood, so I'll give you bunch of losers a lesson.”Zhang Kuang cleared his throat.
"Chief, what's a loser? And what is popular science?" Someone immediately raised his hand and asked.
Only then did Zhang Kuang remember that this was another world. These guys didn't understand the classic internet language from the 21st century, but Zhang Kuang would definitely not explain it to them. How could he explain this? Could he tell them that the word 'loser' meant the hair on a man's penis? These guys would probably rebel immediately…However, this guy was quick to think and immediately explained,"Loser means wise and mighty, tall and handsome, high-end and classy, low-key and luxurious. Forget it, you won't understand even if I explain. In short, just remember that it's a good thing.”
As soon as Zhang Kuang finished speaking, a series of thuds could be heard. All the bandits knelt down!
He cupped his fists and shouted,""Greetings, Chief Loser!"
Zhang Kuang's face instantly turned green. This was a classic case of shooting himself in the foot! And it was the kind of thing that would cause a huge mountain to fall from the top of Mount Everest to the foot of the mountain…
But soon after, Zhang Kuang realized that something was wrong. Why were the eyes of these people red?
"Big boss, no, big boss, please bow to us brothers!”Cui Li shouted.
Everyone repeated it and kowtowed. For the first time, Zhang Kuang felt a sense of seriousness, excitement, and passion from these guys. But I didn't do anything! Why did this group of people seem to be on steroids?
"Chief, our brothers have been lowly since young, and no one has looked up to them. Even if they went up the mountain and became bandits, they were still the lowest of the low. No one would open their eyes when they saw them. Stinky bandit! No one has ever respected us so much. You are the first! The brothers were grateful! Our brothers acknowledge you as their leader!”Cui Li finished speaking!
"We brothers acknowledge you as our leader!" Everyone said in unison. I'll pay my respects to the loser boss again!"
When Zhang Kuang heard this, he fell silent.
Looking at this group of unkempt and unkempt people who were so unrecognizable that even if they shaved their beards, Zhang Kuang's heart suddenly ached. His eyes also felt a little sore. This was something he had yearned for in his previous life, brother…
To be honest, ever since he transmigrated, Zhang Kuang had always looked down on these guys. They were a bunch of uncultured, uncultured, greedy, and cowardly people. The reason why he accepted them was purely for fun.
However, just because of a random sentence, the situation before him changed. He saw, he saw a group of brothers who had truly given their hearts to him!
They no longer called themselves lowly,"Little ones."”Instead, he called him brother.
This was a form of recognition. Although it was only the recognition of a group of bandits, Zhang Kuang realized that he was extremely touched!
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